Jonny Morris
@jonnymorris.bsky.social
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Writer and producer (mostly Doctor Who-related things). Winchester City Councillor for St Barnabas ward. 🔶 For council enquiries email: [email protected]
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jonnymorris.bsky.social
I made this... and there's more on the way...
averageromp.bsky.social
As a prelude to our next two releases, a free preview of the first 14-minutes of our critically acclaimed production of The Chimes by Charles Dickens is now available on YouTube (as well as being available on streaming services). Time to start getting in the Christmas mood...

youtu.be/RR6xUpVzu08
The Chimes by Charles Dickens starring Toby Jones, 14-minute preview. An Average Romp production.
YouTube video by Average Romp
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jonnymorris.bsky.social
would certainly bring an end to a promising career if it was made public! [2/2]
jonnymorris.bsky.social
I'm sorry but this opinion is hinged not unhinged.
jonnymorris.bsky.social
We should all start going to the Tavern again.
jonnymorris.bsky.social
When I ripped it, I added this as a bonus track, a remix of Glam Slam that turned into a new song.

youtu.be/mx6xg_o6VbQ?...
Escape
YouTube video by Prince - Topic
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jonnymorris.bsky.social
Tempted to buy a copy of that version, just for the hell of it.
jonnymorris.bsky.social
Yeah, you need the re-release where they sensibled it.
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rblandford.bsky.social
Spooky Electric was a demonic spirit who took control of Prince after he accidentally made contact while channelling his feminine alter ego Camille and which then made him record The Black Album. This is his actual explanation.
jonnymorris.bsky.social
#EveryAlbumIOwn (Revisit) Lovesexy. Prince. 1988.
Top 3 tunes: Alphabet St, When 2 R in Love, I Wish U Heaven
You can skip: Positivity goes on a bit
Rating: 8/10

Production cluttered with musical ideas means there's always something new to listen to. Lovesexy also top. But who is Spooky Electric?
Prince in the nip.
jonnymorris.bsky.social
Oh you have many treats in store.
jonnymorris.bsky.social
Marley was pegged, to begin with.
oddthisday.bsky.social
This detail amused me because I had an English teacher who told us that if you shove an opened wine bottle up your arse neck first, you have to break the bottom of it to pull it out, or it forms a vacuum and yanks your guts out with it. But this was public school in the 1980s, so…
A teacher has been struck off after she allegedly told pupils about the dangers of sex toys and rectal bleeding during a lesson on Charles Dicken's classic A Christmas Carol.
jonnymorris.bsky.social
Not a bad one. Have fans done edits of all the flashbacks in chronological order, to see if/how they match up? It's the sort of thing that fans would do.
jonnymorris.bsky.social
And this week's padding is... poker.
jonnymorris.bsky.social
The discovery of the balloon should have been last week's cliffhanger!
jonnymorris.bsky.social
#JonnysLostathon Lockdown. By this point, you can work out the plot of each episode by the clips they use in the recap.
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johnrain.co.uk
"YOU WANT ME TO ARSE THE PARLOUR MAID?!"
jonnymorris.bsky.social
If any of them say it is "We'll cut prices at a straw" they're going back on the boat.
jonnymorris.bsky.social
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to correctly recite the lyrics to the opening AND closing Only Fools And Horses theme tunes before being allowed entry to the UK.
nottomburgess.bsky.social
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to know all the Doctor Whos in order before being allowed entry to the UK
sonofbengt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to know "what is a hot spot not?" before being allowed entry to the UK
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fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
“YOU WANT ME TO ARSE THE PARLOUR MAID???”
Putin sat at one end of a very long table.
jonnymorris.bsky.social
I mean, apart from the problem of Labour's low poll rating.
jonnymorris.bsky.social
MM'S likeness is trademarked so this would be embarking upon a bold new world of copyright infringement. And for what? A novelty wank?
jonnymorris.bsky.social
The flagshagging will continue until morale improves.