I tell ya, I get no respect! I’m in my easy chair reading a book about the fae, so I ask my wife, hey sweetheart, which court would you want us to be in? Seelie or Unseelie? She says honey, the only court I wanna be in with you is divorce court!!

omg I had to tap out soon after. It just keeps going and going and it's SO horrible my god

WHY IS SHE COMPLAINING ABOUT REPUBLICANS "FALSELY" BEING CALLED NAZIS???? They're LITERALLY saying people should be gassed????

No one can EVER say that cartoon supervillains are too on the nose, this is literal Cobra Commander shit.

Spooky bird stories. Last year's Halloween comic.

ALSO, responding to a writer/journalist and indicating that you’d like to read their work but you’re not willing to pay for it is OFFENSIVE AND RUDE!

"Dont be sour" is actually so good to tell scrubs to calm down ngl Ima start sayin that

Vent post: I absolutely hate those memes that are essentially "girls are so basic but boys are so WACKY 🤪" like bud if nothing else, just stfu. I promise you there are fun women and boring men you just need to try to make more friends (in general tbh)

"Hello, music industry? It's comics. We need to talk."

Dont Stop Girly Pop demo is INTENSE with the speed holy moly
Because of the screen shake setting I can actually play it, and oh god is it a thrill lol

Drawing designs for new OCs (thanks to Legion Remix for that). Here's sketch for my co-author's character, a sin'dorei paladin named Lichtar ✨

#warcraft | #oc

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

"Your suffering shapes your obedience" is, like, something Darkseid would say

wow so i just touched this big monolith that showed up nearby and it told me all about smashing with bones. i've been fucking ruining shit all night, bones smash so good

Yeah almost def also me LOL
I have a weeee bit of a habit being a Negative Norman haha

Feels weird posting things Im thankful for/happy about. Like Im worried it comes off...idk braggy???
But maybe feeling uncomfy posting happy thoughts is an indictment on how I tend to engage with social media lol

So, thankful post: I love my mom. I'm extremely lucky to have such a supportive parent. After getting my disability, and coming out as pan, she's always loved me all the same. Possibly more. Today was horrible health wise but she helped me as always. I'm just so happy to have her.

Gonna start doing the opposite of vent posts. Thankful posts? It's thanksgiving so I guess lol

It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once:

— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap

“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”

pivoting to multiplayer campaign

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat