Natasha Simonova
@philistella.bsky.social
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Research Fellow @ies-sas.bsky.social, Bougie London Literary Woman, cat concierge. Book on 18th-century women's letters forthcoming from Chatto & Windus. natashasimonova.com
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Excited for this energy! About me: one foot still in academia (17th/18th c., women's writing, manuscripts, fiction), working on a trade book about 18th-century women's letters, always up for freelance writing/reviewing gigs or new friends and events around London. Servant to small elderly cat.
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Feminism win! The 19th-century robber baron cat is a girl!
www.instagram.com/persian_lucy...
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What I'm learning is some of you cannot reliably count to 4.
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Personally 'they kept all letters' is also a horror story for me!
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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rajakorman.bsky.social
The Uncanny Valet
ndrew.bsky.social
our economy is currently being propped up by the promise of billions of fully autonomous robot butlers coming in a year or so
philistella.bsky.social
'surely this inset narrative about the Spanish Inquisition has to be over soon'
philistella.bsky.social
Love this thread about reading Melmoth because it DOES contain all of those things and... absolutely none of them will be in the other 500+ pages of the book.
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melmoth the wanderer absolutely slaps. we've got a sinister manor, a cursed painting, an evil dying miser, a gentle young idiot hero and a sinister irish witch in chapter 1
philistella.bsky.social
Girl are you Queen Sybilla of Jerusalem, because you keep on choosing a disappointing Guy.
philistella.bsky.social
Taylor Swift's debut album in 2006 coincided with the decline of AOL Instant Messenger; in this essay I will argue that they fill a similar role in society.
philistella.bsky.social
Yes but can you set an away message of ~*@*~significant song lyrics~*@*~??
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irresistible new elder millennial bait just dropped
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Sneak peek at a new client for Bluesky that is nearly ready for a beta release. atim.app
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I know my sausage dogs! 🌭🐾
philistella.bsky.social
These are FAR too leggy to be sausage dogs, surely they're mini or baby dobermans!
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I stayed in Astley Castle shortly after it opened and it's so! good!!
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Same, I thought it was onomatopoeic!
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Now want to apply this to so many other long 18th-c texts! 'The mixed-race cousin who was forced to marry me discovered my secret wife and has now decided to leave England forever and return home!...no, it was her innate sense of virtue and resignation' etc.
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I think your British citizenship may be revoked for this
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Ah, would love to but sadly on Eldest Daughter duty this week!
philistella.bsky.social
I have no objective reason for my dislike of him and yet the dislike is strong
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Saw Twelfth Night at the Globe today, with hey ho the wind and the rain.
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In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins:
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
(Not sure if I spelled that right) 
What immortal hand or eye
Could fashion such a stripy guy? 
What the hammer that hath hewn it 
Into such a chonky unit?
Did who made the lamb make thee, 
Or an external franchisee?
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I remember 'pork: the other white meat!' and 'got milk?' ads when I was growing up, but surely the POTATO needs no introduction
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But also: who needs to get millennials to eat potato. All the millennials I know LOVE potato.
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I feel like the combination of '1536' and 'ENJOY IT'S FROM EUROPE' makes this a rich text.