Vulgar Roast Beast
@amagire.bsky.social
Werewolf consultant, tacomancer, they/them or þey/þem. Adult Bloodborne/Darksouls Lover. The meat was paid for, but the bones were stolen.
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once again experiencing dorcelessness
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
once again experiencing dorcelessness
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“why is the us government posting racist franklin the turtle memes?” I dunno man, hadn’t noticed. seems like you’d have to go out of your way to see that kind of thing. did you know you can look at pornography online
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“why is the us government posting racist franklin the turtle memes?” I dunno man, hadn’t noticed. seems like you’d have to go out of your way to see that kind of thing. did you know you can look at pornography online
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every fucking time I go back to thinking about a civil war battle I inevitably think of this post. cursed forever
ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
every fucking time I go back to thinking about a civil war battle I inevitably think of this post. cursed forever
secret alt fursoña: panther (medieval)
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
secret alt fursoña: panther (medieval)
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going to the cat store ("store that sells cats", not "store run for or by cats", to head off an obvious line of inquiry); anyone want anything?
June 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
going to the cat store ("store that sells cats", not "store run for or by cats", to head off an obvious line of inquiry); anyone want anything?
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oomfies posting about their HRT experiences are always like "yall no one told me. since i started E i've gained precognition as well as the ability to project an energy blade made from my own ki. also i'm starting to fuck with putting raisins in chili" and i just have to accept all of this as true
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
oomfies posting about their HRT experiences are always like "yall no one told me. since i started E i've gained precognition as well as the ability to project an energy blade made from my own ki. also i'm starting to fuck with putting raisins in chili" and i just have to accept all of this as true
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Of transmisogyny’s ills, I think how fragile people get when trans women are kinda mean is the funniest. Watch the shitstorm that brews anytime one of us is a little out of our lane or spicy, and wonder how someone could claim being progressive while hating women so much and so subconsciously
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Of transmisogyny’s ills, I think how fragile people get when trans women are kinda mean is the funniest. Watch the shitstorm that brews anytime one of us is a little out of our lane or spicy, and wonder how someone could claim being progressive while hating women so much and so subconsciously
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Finding the one guy on acid at the party and asking them what’s up with all the mannequins
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Finding the one guy on acid at the party and asking them what’s up with all the mannequins
follow @foxfeather.bsky.social for ethically human-crafted vulture and raven footage
The proliferation of AI-generated cute animal videos is a great reason to follow animal rescues, and donate to them as long as you're doing that. For the care of the animals and also creating a space for reliably authentic videos of baby skunks skittering across hardwood floors
December 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
follow @foxfeather.bsky.social for ethically human-crafted vulture and raven footage
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For no extra charge they will be blessed by chapter the dog
December 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
For no extra charge they will be blessed by chapter the dog
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the satanic panic never really went away, it just got absored into the milleu. it’s most fervent adherents are out there still, satanically panicking
December 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
the satanic panic never really went away, it just got absored into the milleu. it’s most fervent adherents are out there still, satanically panicking
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if someone wants their snoot on the bauble, open for 20
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
if someone wants their snoot on the bauble, open for 20
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I have watched nearly every movie I like more than six times, unless it came out like last year
April 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I have watched nearly every movie I like more than six times, unless it came out like last year
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3 hours left at #mff!
I don't normally do sunday sales, but I am really close to nearly empty luggage!
Sunday special $40 for any Purrmaid other than Bombangler and Jelly Angora.
Go go go! Adoptions open!
#purrmaids
I don't normally do sunday sales, but I am really close to nearly empty luggage!
Sunday special $40 for any Purrmaid other than Bombangler and Jelly Angora.
Go go go! Adoptions open!
#purrmaids
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
3 hours left at #mff!
I don't normally do sunday sales, but I am really close to nearly empty luggage!
Sunday special $40 for any Purrmaid other than Bombangler and Jelly Angora.
Go go go! Adoptions open!
#purrmaids
I don't normally do sunday sales, but I am really close to nearly empty luggage!
Sunday special $40 for any Purrmaid other than Bombangler and Jelly Angora.
Go go go! Adoptions open!
#purrmaids
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Every 3 months someone posts an Instagram story around that says “THIS TUESDAY IS A BOYCOT! DONT BUY ANYTHINH!! Except From Small Business es!!” And I think about the Small Business Owner I worked for who was just Joe Exotic but with less tigers
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Every 3 months someone posts an Instagram story around that says “THIS TUESDAY IS A BOYCOT! DONT BUY ANYTHINH!! Except From Small Business es!!” And I think about the Small Business Owner I worked for who was just Joe Exotic but with less tigers
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it's true I do refer to the municipal animal shelter as "the cat store" just to make one specific type of pet owner unbelievably mad.
and also because they will give you a cat in exchange for money there
and also because they will give you a cat in exchange for money there
June 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
it's true I do refer to the municipal animal shelter as "the cat store" just to make one specific type of pet owner unbelievably mad.
and also because they will give you a cat in exchange for money there
and also because they will give you a cat in exchange for money there
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Day seven of #ArtAdventCalendar
Her Constant Companion
Her Constant Companion
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Day seven of #ArtAdventCalendar
Her Constant Companion
Her Constant Companion
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While I was on my social media hiatus, I wrote a short story about democracy.
pervocracy.com/art/fiction/...
pervocracy.com/art/fiction/...
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
While I was on my social media hiatus, I wrote a short story about democracy.
pervocracy.com/art/fiction/...
pervocracy.com/art/fiction/...
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did u guys know Grüne Soße is a specialty sauce of frankfurt made with parsley, chives, chervil, borage, sorrel, garden cress, and salad burnet blended with sour cream and that it is a protected geographical indication (PGI) status foodstuff? well now you do
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
did u guys know Grüne Soße is a specialty sauce of frankfurt made with parsley, chives, chervil, borage, sorrel, garden cress, and salad burnet blended with sour cream and that it is a protected geographical indication (PGI) status foodstuff? well now you do
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A few of the blue roan horses of Theodore Roosevelt National Park: Orphan Blue, Denver, and Sidekick
#photography #wildhorses #wildhorsepc
#photography #wildhorses #wildhorsepc
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
A few of the blue roan horses of Theodore Roosevelt National Park: Orphan Blue, Denver, and Sidekick
#photography #wildhorses #wildhorsepc
#photography #wildhorses #wildhorsepc
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How to get grain even in digital photography
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 AM
How to get grain even in digital photography
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"what if jason and the argonauts had smoother stop motion?"
what if I super glued your butthole shut?
what if I super glued your butthole shut?
October 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"what if jason and the argonauts had smoother stop motion?"
what if I super glued your butthole shut?
what if I super glued your butthole shut?
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The eagle doesn't see the eagler.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The eagle doesn't see the eagler.
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"is he truly transphobic, or is he pandering to any vile ideology that he thinks will poll at 51%" is an angels-on-a-pin question, the important thing is that no one can look at him without thinking "to stop this man, we're gonna put on the best battle of the bands this town has ever seen"
August 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"is he truly transphobic, or is he pandering to any vile ideology that he thinks will poll at 51%" is an angels-on-a-pin question, the important thing is that no one can look at him without thinking "to stop this man, we're gonna put on the best battle of the bands this town has ever seen"