Vulgar Roast Beast
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Werewolf consultant, tacomancer, they/them or þey/þem. Adult Bloodborne/Darksouls Lover. The meat was paid for, but the bones were stolen.
Pinned
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"dog food lid" spelled backwards is "dildo of god"
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"dog food lid" spelled backwards is "dildo of god"
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Reading about the Lions and I didn’t know that there was an extensive study in 2001 that analyzed the composition of the skulls to determine just how many humans these lions could have eaten. SCIENCE.
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Reading about the Lions and I didn’t know that there was an extensive study in 2001 that analyzed the composition of the skulls to determine just how many humans these lions could have eaten. SCIENCE.
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it intensely angers me every time I open a book PDF in Acrobat and the software reminds me that I’m reading a Long Document and gee, wouldn’t I prefer a summary instead
I am not a first grade child who requires the easy-reader version of big kid books, demon machine
I am not a first grade child who requires the easy-reader version of big kid books, demon machine
Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
it intensely angers me every time I open a book PDF in Acrobat and the software reminds me that I’m reading a Long Document and gee, wouldn’t I prefer a summary instead
I am not a first grade child who requires the easy-reader version of big kid books, demon machine
I am not a first grade child who requires the easy-reader version of big kid books, demon machine
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An aging master of gothic horror sulkily declares an end to his career. Across LA, a frustrated and alienated young man plans a mass shooting. Meta years before Scream or Funny Games, you owe it to yourself to check out one of Boris Karloff's last great performances in Targets. #horror
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December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
An aging master of gothic horror sulkily declares an end to his career. Across LA, a frustrated and alienated young man plans a mass shooting. Meta years before Scream or Funny Games, you owe it to yourself to check out one of Boris Karloff's last great performances in Targets. #horror
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Haven't been in the room with my desk and drawing stuff for a while
Opened the door to let the plumber in to access the radiator
Forgot about this situation until we both set eyes upon it
@brainmage.bsky.social
Opened the door to let the plumber in to access the radiator
Forgot about this situation until we both set eyes upon it
@brainmage.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Haven't been in the room with my desk and drawing stuff for a while
Opened the door to let the plumber in to access the radiator
Forgot about this situation until we both set eyes upon it
@brainmage.bsky.social
Opened the door to let the plumber in to access the radiator
Forgot about this situation until we both set eyes upon it
@brainmage.bsky.social
nope that one's for mastodon. ninja vanish
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
nope that one's for mastodon. ninja vanish
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I really think the worst of society’s current problems came from the Rich seeing what everyone on Earth thought of them, unfiltered, on social media and went stark raving mad.
December 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I really think the worst of society’s current problems came from the Rich seeing what everyone on Earth thought of them, unfiltered, on social media and went stark raving mad.
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making it extra-clear to my soil professors that their propaganda did not work on me.
"how can we transform inherently low-fertility soils to increase productivity?"
-> I think scrubland is supposed to be like that, and it is actually not necessary to turn the entire planet into Iowa. thanks
"how can we transform inherently low-fertility soils to increase productivity?"
-> I think scrubland is supposed to be like that, and it is actually not necessary to turn the entire planet into Iowa. thanks
December 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
making it extra-clear to my soil professors that their propaganda did not work on me.
"how can we transform inherently low-fertility soils to increase productivity?"
-> I think scrubland is supposed to be like that, and it is actually not necessary to turn the entire planet into Iowa. thanks
"how can we transform inherently low-fertility soils to increase productivity?"
-> I think scrubland is supposed to be like that, and it is actually not necessary to turn the entire planet into Iowa. thanks
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i don't think it's fair that i've been talking about pulling my own head off out of despair for years and now the robots are getting famous for making it into a gestural shorthand
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i don't think it's fair that i've been talking about pulling my own head off out of despair for years and now the robots are getting famous for making it into a gestural shorthand
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Jason Voorhees? More like Share-some Vore-please
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Jason Voorhees? More like Share-some Vore-please
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"Welcome to the real world"
All shot using real figures, lighting and miniature sets.
#thematrix #photography #miniatures #scifi
All shot using real figures, lighting and miniature sets.
#thematrix #photography #miniatures #scifi
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"Welcome to the real world"
All shot using real figures, lighting and miniature sets.
#thematrix #photography #miniatures #scifi
All shot using real figures, lighting and miniature sets.
#thematrix #photography #miniatures #scifi
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I’m working on a Mari Lwyd mask. 🔔
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m working on a Mari Lwyd mask. 🔔
simply put, if you don't want to pay $80/yr to read one article that's your business but if you complain to the author (or post an archive.is link right in their replies), satan climbs out of your toilet and slam dunks you directly into hell. have some class
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
simply put, if you don't want to pay $80/yr to read one article that's your business but if you complain to the author (or post an archive.is link right in their replies), satan climbs out of your toilet and slam dunks you directly into hell. have some class
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look. whether or not you put your frying pan in the dishwasher after you have sex with it does not determine your validity as a pansexual. even if its cast iron
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
look. whether or not you put your frying pan in the dishwasher after you have sex with it does not determine your validity as a pansexual. even if its cast iron
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furries draw buttholes in a way utterly detached from reality. I like to imagine a girl seeing a real butthole for the first time and just being super disappointed
December 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
furries draw buttholes in a way utterly detached from reality. I like to imagine a girl seeing a real butthole for the first time and just being super disappointed
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not sure how to square ‘no one person can be reasonably expected to pay for every media subscription’ with ‘sorely underpaid writers need to make a living’ but my inclination is not to locate that problem with any of the broke ass people on either end of the complaint
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
not sure how to square ‘no one person can be reasonably expected to pay for every media subscription’ with ‘sorely underpaid writers need to make a living’ but my inclination is not to locate that problem with any of the broke ass people on either end of the complaint
just want to point out that the blue highlights aren't an artistic fabrication, turkey vulture feathers really are slightly iridescent like that
For #ArtAdventCalendar day 8, this Turkey Vulture who is beautiful and charming. Everyone should love Turkey Vultures more than they already do, and for some of you that's quite a lot, I know!
🪶 #BirdArt #SciArt
🪶 #BirdArt #SciArt
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
just want to point out that the blue highlights aren't an artistic fabrication, turkey vulture feathers really are slightly iridescent like that
when you're a very tall dog but somehow still not tall enough, pt. 1
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
when you're a very tall dog but somehow still not tall enough, pt. 1
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna start saying to cis people, no YOU'RE the ones who are delusional about gender, and I'M sick of having to play along
June 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm at the point where I'm gonna start saying to cis people, no YOU'RE the ones who are delusional about gender, and I'M sick of having to play along
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holding both “most people mean well” and “anything beyond one layer of abstraction is fucked” in my head simultaneously
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
holding both “most people mean well” and “anything beyond one layer of abstraction is fucked” in my head simultaneously
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she’s counting on you. do not let her down.
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
she’s counting on you. do not let her down.
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
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