aaron
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To the people asking for the pics... You're disgusting. Hope the women in your life are proud of you. That's my wife, please have some respect.
i showed him a vhs video tape on a crt tv and he immediately reinvented standing too close to the tv, lcd hdtv flatscreens have never had this effect on children in my house, this is old magic that is being lost
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
i showed him a vhs video tape on a crt tv and he immediately reinvented standing too close to the tv, lcd hdtv flatscreens have never had this effect on children in my house, this is old magic that is being lost
in ducktales the movie when scrooge mcduck says to launchpad mcquack i thought you went to flight school and launchpad replies i took a crash course that was pretty good but it’s fair to ask what role this normalization of having a pilot with no interest in landing played in planning 9/11
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
in ducktales the movie when scrooge mcduck says to launchpad mcquack i thought you went to flight school and launchpad replies i took a crash course that was pretty good but it’s fair to ask what role this normalization of having a pilot with no interest in landing played in planning 9/11
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ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
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every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
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Midichlorians are stored in the balls
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Midichlorians are stored in the balls
i don’t hold it against you when you’re dumn and annoying, might as well resent a flower for blooming, as if it had a choice
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i don’t hold it against you when you’re dumn and annoying, might as well resent a flower for blooming, as if it had a choice
at this point, limiting ourselves to what is constitutional is just unilateral disarmament. the constitution is dead. it is no more. it has ceased to be. we’re a cargo cult of a constitutional republic, aping the rituals and vocabulary, praying for a freedom that only the oldest maybe ever tasted
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
at this point, limiting ourselves to what is constitutional is just unilateral disarmament. the constitution is dead. it is no more. it has ceased to be. we’re a cargo cult of a constitutional republic, aping the rituals and vocabulary, praying for a freedom that only the oldest maybe ever tasted
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If we're not prepared to say the president is illegitimate and all his pardons are null and void then any talk of consequences for his sycophants and mass murderers is only performative
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If we're not prepared to say the president is illegitimate and all his pardons are null and void then any talk of consequences for his sycophants and mass murderers is only performative
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I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
NEW: The F.D.A. announced in an internal memo that 10 children died "because of" the Covid shot. Other experts want to see proof.
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
david tennat, pedro pascal and i are always saying this
Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
david tennat, pedro pascal and i are always saying this
i made two pumpkin pies and they came out good even tho i put two fourteen oz cans of sweetened condensed milk when the recipe only called for 24 oz cuz it was super thick and stuck to the walls and the spatula and i figured accounting for wastage it was more or less and i just eyeballed the spices
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i made two pumpkin pies and they came out good even tho i put two fourteen oz cans of sweetened condensed milk when the recipe only called for 24 oz cuz it was super thick and stuck to the walls and the spatula and i figured accounting for wastage it was more or less and i just eyeballed the spices
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I feel like it is very hard to function on a daily basis if you think too hard about how many things in the US are completely falling apart and/or actively being destroyed right now, which is one upside to being recently laid off
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I feel like it is very hard to function on a daily basis if you think too hard about how many things in the US are completely falling apart and/or actively being destroyed right now, which is one upside to being recently laid off
i remembered that the government has a massive cheese cave and i was just fantasizing about it because i smoked weed, but it’s a cave full of wheels of cheese, but then i read about sad truth that big cheese has grown too powerful, dominoes was bailed out just for cheese, cheese is too big to fail
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
i remembered that the government has a massive cheese cave and i was just fantasizing about it because i smoked weed, but it’s a cave full of wheels of cheese, but then i read about sad truth that big cheese has grown too powerful, dominoes was bailed out just for cheese, cheese is too big to fail
i don’t feel like being thankful and you can’t make me
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i don’t feel like being thankful and you can’t make me
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Reading this like its sung by System of a Down
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reading this like its sung by System of a Down
eagles vs cowboys i go for the eagles. but chiefs vs cowboys? i gotta root for the cowboys
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
eagles vs cowboys i go for the eagles. but chiefs vs cowboys? i gotta root for the cowboys
ez to say when work is being in a fancy office
or expensing business meals or whatever. i saw a few episodes of mad man i know people like this are drinking until they pass out and having affairs and cheating at golf and then they’re like i just work so much because it fullfills me virtuously
or expensing business meals or whatever. i saw a few episodes of mad man i know people like this are drinking until they pass out and having affairs and cheating at golf and then they’re like i just work so much because it fullfills me virtuously
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
ez to say when work is being in a fancy office
or expensing business meals or whatever. i saw a few episodes of mad man i know people like this are drinking until they pass out and having affairs and cheating at golf and then they’re like i just work so much because it fullfills me virtuously
or expensing business meals or whatever. i saw a few episodes of mad man i know people like this are drinking until they pass out and having affairs and cheating at golf and then they’re like i just work so much because it fullfills me virtuously
i accidentally watched last sunday’s cowboys vs eagles game without realizing it wasn’t live. i was like wow the eagles have learned nothing. making the same mistakes
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i accidentally watched last sunday’s cowboys vs eagles game without realizing it wasn’t live. i was like wow the eagles have learned nothing. making the same mistakes
hilaire le’clinton says pokemon escargot to the polls. this isn’t my best work but there’s not that many posts today, in this time of scarcity you just have to post what you can
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
hilaire le’clinton says pokemon escargot to the polls. this isn’t my best work but there’s not that many posts today, in this time of scarcity you just have to post what you can
on this thanksgiving i’m grateful for ugly cheerleaders, who nobody ever talks about, im spite of their tireless contributions
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
on this thanksgiving i’m grateful for ugly cheerleaders, who nobody ever talks about, im spite of their tireless contributions
that’s pretty much game they just gotta kick a fg
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
that’s pretty much game they just gotta kick a fg
why would you try to return a punt from the one yard line like that
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
why would you try to return a punt from the one yard line like that
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So apparently gay rams are often killed because they don't tend to make more rams.
So this gay farmer buys the gay rams to keep them alive and sells the wool!
So this gay farmer buys the gay rams to keep them alive and sells the wool!
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
So apparently gay rams are often killed because they don't tend to make more rams.
So this gay farmer buys the gay rams to keep them alive and sells the wool!
So this gay farmer buys the gay rams to keep them alive and sells the wool!
black friday sale at the emergency room for all those thanksgiving injuries
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
black friday sale at the emergency room for all those thanksgiving injuries
cat scratched my eyeball
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
cat scratched my eyeball