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aaron

@hillenjoyer.bsky.social

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To the people asking for the pics... You're disgusting. Hope the women in your life are proud of you. That's my wife, please have some respect.

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 7h

also, master and commander is a submarine
movie, more or less

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 7h

the worst submarine movie ive ever seen is a damn fine movie

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 7h

thats cute

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 8h

bioshock infinite was fun and it was one of thr first games i played in 4k and it supported dual amd graphics cards in crossfire which felt wild at the time but was cheaper than you can even buy a regular gpu now

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 8h

cannabis oil is my friend

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 9h

don’t worry, i, i mean the favorite, whoever your favorite is, let’s just say they know

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 10h

We’re like 6 months from Elizabeth Warren promising to provide ICE with Johnson and Johnson’s baby gas, with up to 34% fewer side effects, and me getting pelted with sock puppet account on here telling me I support Trump cause I’m not excited enough

Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah, that is a tear gas canister being fired toward the retreating couple holding the baby

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 16h

they’re still funded just mostly by oil money

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 16h

excited to learn what this means

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19h

Them: need help doing things?

Me: yes

Them: we have a doing things medication

Me: ooh

Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?

Me: oh no

Them: things.

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 17h

they’re being honest about one thing, they fired all their customer service people and saved a ton of money by just not doing customer service anymore

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 17h

america is finally going to achieve coffee independence

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 17h

but he’s also a huge coward

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 17h

also when i’m at the dentist waiting room with crappy cell service the alt txt loads way faster than the image

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 18h

oh you’re from gallup? did you know kiara, she was obssessed with save ferris in 1999

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 18h

ed’s right that you can’t bail it out but the law of the stupidest thing always happening dictates that they’ll get a failed bailout

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 19h

how is it not food if you eat it

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 19h

maybe it’s like a nazi coming out party for them

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 19h

that’s right the himbofication of america is progressing wonderfully

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 19h

if you ever wanted to dress up like an operator and launch gas grenades into crowds for no reason, there’s never been a better time. it truly is boom times for goons