or guys who aspire to be divorced

me making unpoop

"actually a lot of the fandom neopuritans are in their 30s and up, it's not an age thing" yes, I know, I am INSULTING them, but pretend I said "not mature enough" if you're going to argue with me in quotes about it. jesus christ

what is a display name if not an intrusive thought persevering

SPRIMP

a bvlgari roast. with forbidden words

dear everyone younger than me: it was not always like this

sorry: as is frequently the case with numbers this large, I misplaced a decimal point. this is like giving a homeless person EIGHT CENTS.

anyway. just me?

Pardon me, but recent scholarship disputes this. The earliest attestations of the legend Eoin Mac Gille Eathain and the Tower of Broken Glass are by monks centuries after Christianization. Whatever connection the legend may have had to solstice celebrations is tenuous and speculative! ☝️🤓

I should know at this point how many species of cave crayfish are in Florida, but I keep losing track. There's one that only lives under Pasco & Hernando counties. I hope it will be okay.

none of this "the feet are cooked and the middle is still cold" bullshit! one rat temperature all the way through!

seriously though if you have a sous vide and pet snakes I cannot overstate the convenience of bagging up your frozen rodents, setting the thingy for 103°F, and coming back in an hour. genuine miracle of modern technology

Nothing Brings A Dead Rat To Living Temperature Like Anova™️

reasonably-priced slogan for when the brands get here

I'll bring my GALLERY HALLL