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amagire.bsky.social
Vulgar Roast Beast
@amagire.bsky.social
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Werewolf consultant, tacomancer, they/them or þey/þem. Adult Bloodborne/Darksouls Lover. The meat was paid for, but the bones were stolen.
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amagire.bsky.social
"implied rape, implied necrophilia!" little wet youtube bitches should steer clear of everyone's 2022 GOTY
the loathsome dung eater from the elden ring opening narration
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
amagire.bsky.social
LLMs are so great with animal care advice
Can feeding hay to pet opossums be beneficial to their overall health and well-being? Feeding hay to pet opossums can indeed be beneficial to their overall health and well-being. Opossums are omnivorous animals that require a varied diet to thrive. While they primarily eat small mammals, insects, fruits, and vegetables, including hay in their diet can provide a multitude of benefits.
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
amagire.bsky.social
cathedrals everywhere
blurry photo of a giant wad of leftover turkey flying away on raven wings
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
amagire.bsky.social
yeah ok if you're struggling to think of a good present for me, a half-gallon of olive oil is actually a great idea
napa valley olive oil manufactory EVOO in a half gallon glass jug
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
amagire.bsky.social
always forget one of the junior ad execs in mad men is the press x to doubt guy
it's from a video game, L.A. Noire, which, unlike the rest of you lil shits, I actually played
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
amagire.bsky.social
contrary to popular belief, bisexuals can also have lap cats
the author lounging with one knee thrown over the arm of their chair, and their 3 cats draped over them strategically
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
amagire.bsky.social
try Raven™️-brand Dispos-All "when you're real fuckin sick of turkey"
a raven side-eyes the camera while housing a huge wad of leftover turkey
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
amagire.bsky.social
I really liked this one (and completely forgot I preordered it, which is how I started reading a new book at midnight and just finished it now)
snake-eater, by t. kingfisher. cover illustration is a dramatic but realistic portrait of a roadrunner seizing a rattlesnake against a pink sky, by tristan elwell
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
amagire.bsky.social
real old-deer-yells-at-cloud posting hours I guess, sorry everyone
illustration: a deer-headed person wearing jeans and a tshirt, sitting at the base of a small tree on a grassy yellow hill. smoke roils in the background, tinting the light orange, but flashes of blue sky are just visible at the upper edge of the frame, suggesting it's a beautiful day somewhere beyond the apocalypse
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
amagire.bsky.social
do you ever see a headline like this, think "in terms of proportionate wealth, this would be like if I donated 89 cents", and feel the fury rise within you until it beats in your chest like a second heart?
Bezos Donates $11.25 Million to Fight Homelessness in DC Area
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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riot cop in a crowd of police, macing himself in the face, captioned FUCK ME, I WON'T DO WHAT I TELL ME
December 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
amagire.bsky.social
remember to apply this simple update to get the most out of your Ring™️ camera, starting today
black spray paint
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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hold noggin like hamburb
black cat on my lap looking forlorn while I gently grip her skull
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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warmy box enjoyers
two borzois bask in the radiance of a Fisher woodstove, installed right next to a large groverhaus-style stair-bottom window for some godforsaken reason.
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
amagire.bsky.social
I aLsO hAvE YeLLiNg To Do AnD yEs iT iS StOvE rELaTeD
wedgehead siamese, caught between howls
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
amagire.bsky.social
ArE yOu LiGhTiNg ThE wOoDsToVe
dark colorpoint with wide celadon eyes, standing on the fireplace tools
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
amagire.bsky.social
List Of "Black Widows" I've Been Asked To Verify (Incomplete)
Red-spotted antmimic (Castianeira descripta), a tiny black spider with a red marking on its back Leucauge venusta, the orchard orbweaver, which often does have a red-orange spot on its ventral side, but is sitting in an orbweb and also mostly green and silver juvenile phidippus sp. jumping spider, a tiny black spider with red spots on its back various ticks (ixodes). not even a spider. idek what people are thinking
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
amagire.bsky.social
extremely scientific diagram for reference
map of the US circled with DEFINITELY NO as the answer to "is this a brown recluse", except for a bit of the southeast circled "maybe"
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
amagire.bsky.social
placeholder assets should look like sweet bro and hella jeff, if they don't make you think "fuuuuuuck I gotta replace that" every time you look at them they're bad at their one job
crude ms paint drawing of a dude with a y-shaped mouth says AWWW YEAH BITCHES LET'S MAKE ME SOME MONEY over two rainbow-cycling gifs of stacks of cash. this isn't a gif though, it's just a screenshot. because I care about you
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
amagire.bsky.social
incredible news for all the emotional-support-dead-guy-havers on here, but look at this fancy deer! and also these kitty beans
a white deer doll in a pale blue suit with a bowtie two little bean-shaped felt cats, a colorpoint and an orange tabby
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
amagire.bsky.social
oh. we're doomed
definition of "young, dumb, and full of come": youthful naivety. being youthful, inexperienced, and overly confident. "he was young, dumb, and full of come when he made that decision." "She was young, dumb, and full of come when she started her first job." "They acted young, dumb, and full of come during their road trip."
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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saw a preview for this, which looks like "defending your life" but worse
Eternity (2025)
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
amagire.bsky.social
I also do the thing but god I post so much other shit, haha
A little coyote carved from spruce. he screem A hare carved from buckeye A trout carved from redwood A little shaggy bear, also carved from redwood
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
amagire.bsky.social
check out The Alive Gang on #Caturday
three cats loafed on a fake sheepskin dog bed. the smallest one, a black shorthair in the middle, is licking her nose. and yes, I know this is labeled "nudity", that was me.
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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weighted plushie (glass beads) vs. weighted plushie (bones, meat)
a Weighted Wildlife coyote next to my very dark colorpoint cat on a light green crocheted afghan
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM