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Charlie's Biblically Accurate Angels
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Pork on the cob
Pork skewers
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I don't understand this grift. I can clearly see, on BlueSky, by using my BlueSky account to view this private BlueSky message on BlueSky, that my BlueSky account has not in fact been suspended.

Anyway watch out for this grift I guess.
DMs from fake bluesky accounts warning that my bluesky account is supposedly suspended.
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
clementinedanger.bsky.social
Sure, this sort of millennial humor isn't for everyone but if you do like it (and I do like it in moderation) this is very very funny.
A cartoon viking stand opposite a cartoon goat. The text box gives four options: (fight off the beast) (seduce the beast) (realize the true beast has been mankind all along) (become the beast)
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Yeah, you don't need all that background to enjoy the music. To me personally it enhances some of the songs and performances but in the end it's window dressing.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
clementinedanger.bsky.social
Fuck you. FUCK YOU.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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If I owned a gorgeous 120-year-old candy shop I would also make the website look like this.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
clementinedanger.bsky.social
Warren Zevon is so gender goals man, I want to rock up to a surgeon like it's a barber shop with these pictures and go "this, do me exactly like this"
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
clementinedanger.bsky.social
the sickos meme going yes... ha ha ha... YES! except it's Mister Rogers looking through a window
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
clementinedanger.bsky.social
This must be what it feels like to stand over baby Hitler's cradle.
There are also practical questions: What place should a transgendered man have in women’s spaces such as bathhouses, charter cruises, music festivals and, more tricky still, at women’s colleges, where some “transmen” taking testosterone are reportedly playing on school sports teams?
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
clementinedanger.bsky.social
No one did it like Detective Extralarge
Bud Spencer in The Knock Out Cop, swinging a very large fish
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
clementinedanger.bsky.social
When they say "man up" this is what they mean
Me in a hospital bed, giving the thumbs up over some gauze taped to my belly, right after they yanked out my whole uterus through my vagina, it's pretty rad
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Too woke! TOO WOKE!!!
Tetsuo from Akira as a throbbing bulging abomination of the flesh
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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[lib voice] You know who else was a young mayor who was counted out?
Ben from Parks & Rec, a show I like a lot don't @ me you insufferable clowns
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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And I don't know why it has such an impact on me, but I think London Calling is the best album title on the best album cover ever.
Tod Howard: it just works
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
clementinedanger.bsky.social
I aspire to one day be half as comfy
Pomeranian in a dog bed, legs up, bits out, happier than any of us ape fucks will ever be
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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GAZE UPON THE HORRIFIC VISAGE OF THE BEAST
Poster for the movie Beastly, a modern Beauty and the Beast retelling where the beast is played by a devastatingly handsome CW twink with some sharpie scribbles on a face that is carved from an ancient fertility tree.
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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lol
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
clementinedanger.bsky.social
No but this is actual serious feedback I've given
So in my case I had a flicker of that thought too, but it seems my brain has decided to classify fictional cops as a sort of fantasy creature. Yes, I know what actual cops are and do, but there's this mythical TV cop class that operates on fantasy rules and I automatically interpreted him as one of those.
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Quote something random from your phone
A pot full of split pig trotters in water
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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I... don't believe you
An extremely stationary brick storefront with a sign that reads "mobile liquor store"
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Hang on a sec let me translate that to English
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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what the hell
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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PowerWash Simulator is even more fun when you pretend it's a horror game about a working class dad desperately trying to escape a tense political conspiracy while being gangstalked by gnomes.
Screenshot of the game, waaaaaay in the distance, almost too small to even see, a gnome
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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This, to me, is The Hair
River Phoenix with a very 90s messy haircut
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Day 135 of eating whatever the hell I want
P!nk on Spongebob in a pirate hat singing "Let's get this scurvy started"
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM