Charlie's Biblically Accurate Angels
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I don't understand this grift. I can clearly see, on BlueSky, by using my BlueSky account to view this private BlueSky message on BlueSky, that my BlueSky account has not in fact been suspended.
Anyway watch out for this grift I guess.
Anyway watch out for this grift I guess.
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I don't understand this grift. I can clearly see, on BlueSky, by using my BlueSky account to view this private BlueSky message on BlueSky, that my BlueSky account has not in fact been suspended.
Anyway watch out for this grift I guess.
Anyway watch out for this grift I guess.
Actually have I shilled for Doki Doki Ragnarok on here? I know it looks LolSoRAnDoM 🤪 but it's actually quite funny and mechanically sound and the art is so fun.
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Actually have I shilled for Doki Doki Ragnarok on here? I know it looks LolSoRAnDoM 🤪 but it's actually quite funny and mechanically sound and the art is so fun.
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Me: ugh screenshot dunking is so annoying, just block and move on, nobody cares
Also me: oh my GOD I'm BLOCKED they DELETED girl what's the tea tell me EVERYTHING 👀🍵
Also me: oh my GOD I'm BLOCKED they DELETED girl what's the tea tell me EVERYTHING 👀🍵
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Me: ugh screenshot dunking is so annoying, just block and move on, nobody cares
Also me: oh my GOD I'm BLOCKED they DELETED girl what's the tea tell me EVERYTHING 👀🍵
Also me: oh my GOD I'm BLOCKED they DELETED girl what's the tea tell me EVERYTHING 👀🍵
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"adventurers" aren't actually human. they're a type of parasitic organism that tricks human communities into feeding its young with the threat of "dungeons" and then once they reach maturity they build more
now that I have reached 10th level by delving into and clearing dangerous underground labyrinths, dungeons, temples, wizards' towers and so forth, it's time to settle down and protect my wealth by building a dangerous underground labyrinth, dungeon, temple, or wizard's tower
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"adventurers" aren't actually human. they're a type of parasitic organism that tricks human communities into feeding its young with the threat of "dungeons" and then once they reach maturity they build more
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as far as the overall healthcare affordability crisis goes, the enhanced ACA subsidies are the little Dutch boy with his finger in the dyke, and the debate is over whether we should bring him a folding chair to sit in or if we should shoot him in the head
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
as far as the overall healthcare affordability crisis goes, the enhanced ACA subsidies are the little Dutch boy with his finger in the dyke, and the debate is over whether we should bring him a folding chair to sit in or if we should shoot him in the head
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On one hand, don't judge a book by its cover/record by its sleeve etc
But on the other hand, surely BAD BOYS COME TONIGHT *has* to rip 🎷💥
But on the other hand, surely BAD BOYS COME TONIGHT *has* to rip 🎷💥
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
On one hand, don't judge a book by its cover/record by its sleeve etc
But on the other hand, surely BAD BOYS COME TONIGHT *has* to rip 🎷💥
But on the other hand, surely BAD BOYS COME TONIGHT *has* to rip 🎷💥
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Relatable
Apart from the desire to produce beautiful things, the leading passion of my life has been and is hatred of modern civilization.
-William Morris
-William Morris
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Relatable
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New favorite article of all time just dropped. It's FREE and I WILL be taking questions so ask away.
@youknowlydia.bsky.social's longest ever article drops today. It's got romance, capes, fire dragons, duels for body parts, and a lot of welding. I mean, there's so much welding. There's foot welding! It's TikTok's Emperor of Welding, and it's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
New favorite article of all time just dropped. It's FREE and I WILL be taking questions so ask away.
You're so right De La Soul. I will NOT stop. I WILL get it get it. I WILL line 'em up like ass cracks.
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. (Official Video)
YouTube video by Gorillaz
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
You're so right De La Soul. I will NOT stop. I WILL get it get it. I WILL line 'em up like ass cracks.
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if there was a word cloud thing of my emails to Chris Van Hollen it would have a huge CHUCK and a gigantic COWARD
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
if there was a word cloud thing of my emails to Chris Van Hollen it would have a huge CHUCK and a gigantic COWARD
Fuck you. FUCK YOU.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Fuck you. FUCK YOU.
If I owned a gorgeous 120-year-old candy shop I would also make the website look like this.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If I owned a gorgeous 120-year-old candy shop I would also make the website look like this.
"Thank you for calling the multidisciplinary gender clinic. Due to circumstances we are not receiving phone calls. The call will now be terminated."
I wish I was being silly with "due to circumstances" but that's an exact quote.
Guess I'll die 🤷
I wish I was being silly with "due to circumstances" but that's an exact quote.
Guess I'll die 🤷
I have to make six phone calls today. God is real and he hates me.
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
"Thank you for calling the multidisciplinary gender clinic. Due to circumstances we are not receiving phone calls. The call will now be terminated."
I wish I was being silly with "due to circumstances" but that's an exact quote.
Guess I'll die 🤷
I wish I was being silly with "due to circumstances" but that's an exact quote.
Guess I'll die 🤷
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I only had one thing published this year but it was my first publication in 3 years, so I'm happy. It's my sad little cannibal smut book.
asterismbooks.com/product/flei...
asterismbooks.com/product/flei...
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I only had one thing published this year but it was my first publication in 3 years, so I'm happy. It's my sad little cannibal smut book.
asterismbooks.com/product/flei...
asterismbooks.com/product/flei...
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The "performative male" discourse seems to be about policing gender. Like, if not for the goddamn youtubers making videos on the subject, I wouldn't know about this. Clearly men just like reading, as every person does. Because books are good. Literacy is good.
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The "performative male" discourse seems to be about policing gender. Like, if not for the goddamn youtubers making videos on the subject, I wouldn't know about this. Clearly men just like reading, as every person does. Because books are good. Literacy is good.
Warren Zevon is so gender goals man, I want to rock up to a surgeon like it's a barber shop with these pictures and go "this, do me exactly like this"
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Warren Zevon is so gender goals man, I want to rock up to a surgeon like it's a barber shop with these pictures and go "this, do me exactly like this"
Fully a man now
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Fully a man now
You're welcome. You're all welcome.
Dammit @clementinedanger.bsky.social has me listening to nothing but French music on a Monday morning now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ7a...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ7a...
Hippie Hippie Hourrah // Jacques Dutronc
YouTube video by mauxhall
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
You're welcome. You're all welcome.
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They LAUGHED at me when I tried to enroll in clown college.
Full scholarship.
Full scholarship.
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 AM
They LAUGHED at me when I tried to enroll in clown college.
Full scholarship.
Full scholarship.
I wish I was dead. I wish I had always been dead. I wish my devastatingly handsome bear of a Gaul ancestor got stabbed in the balls by a Roman. I wish my mom had hit reset on that pregnancy. I wish the angels would carry me home and say there there you have suffered enough beautiful baby boy.
I have to make six phone calls today. God is real and he hates me.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I wish I was dead. I wish I had always been dead. I wish my devastatingly handsome bear of a Gaul ancestor got stabbed in the balls by a Roman. I wish my mom had hit reset on that pregnancy. I wish the angels would carry me home and say there there you have suffered enough beautiful baby boy.
If you know Brel you probably know him from this kind of heartwrenching chanson but he also had a raconteur style song called Les Bourgeois and I really think you'll enjoy the lyrics.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 AM
If you know Brel you probably know him from this kind of heartwrenching chanson but he also had a raconteur style song called Les Bourgeois and I really think you'll enjoy the lyrics.
I have to make six phone calls today. God is real and he hates me.
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I have to make six phone calls today. God is real and he hates me.
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Oh ye of shittlehope
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Oh ye of shittlehope
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it's because we libbed out on Tuesday, it's like clapping for a near-dead fairy
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
it's because we libbed out on Tuesday, it's like clapping for a near-dead fairy
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Indigenous peoples are still living daily conflict for land, there's so much violence being committed to our native peoples. Things are getting so bad that a community of Guarani-Kaiowá is under threat of a collective suicide. The deep foul roots of colonialism are still very alive in this country.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Indigenous peoples are still living daily conflict for land, there's so much violence being committed to our native peoples. Things are getting so bad that a community of Guarani-Kaiowá is under threat of a collective suicide. The deep foul roots of colonialism are still very alive in this country.