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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · Dec 2

a black and white photo of a bison running on a dirt road

ALT: a black and white photo of a bison running on a dirt road

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 8h

Now see, this good splatter. Terrifier take notes. Only Lucio Fulci has the courage to look directly into the camera and ask "am I getting off on this?"

Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 10h

I'm not going to say there's nothing israel could do to get me to like them, because they could still nuke tel aviv. That option is still on the table. This is me throwing them a bone

Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 10h

lol lmao no

A Test Now for Israel: Can It Repair Its Ties to Americans?
Israel's advocates fear that its conduct of the war has cost it the support of an entire generation of
U.S. voters.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 14h

bitch what

Onedrive settings. A toggle for using AI to detect and identify faces is set to on. The caption says, you can only turn off this setting 3 times per year.

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 15h

Do you guys think Sisyphus ever tried to fuck the rock

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 1d

I'll be back don't you worry

Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 1d

I'm thinking of becoming a useful idiot

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 1d

The third movie in a horror series is usually where a franchise takes a big swing and begins to define itself. Damien Leone however, doesn't have anything to offer but the same shit. At least Chris Jericho dies horribly

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 1d

Baby bison tries to get his momma to kill me

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 2d

He would have killed several park rangers and fled to israel

Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 2d

Can you imagine how annoying he would have been if he was alive

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 2d

"Let her cook." -Don Draper

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 2d

I don't think I've seen this since it was in theaters, my god that was 20 years ago. Really charming with some excellent stop motion and amazing character designs, but I hate Victor. I want to give him a swirly

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 2d

bsky.app/profile/leah... yeah

Leah 🐸 McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 2d

Machado issues her first statement since being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize and makes a thinly-veiled appeal to Trump for US intervention in Venezuela:

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This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom.
We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.
I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not really concerned about what he thinks. Marco Rubio, Stephen Miller and Pam Bondi are going to use this to justify further sanctions and "military action" against refugees these sanctions created

Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 2d

Idk how to explain this to people but giving the Nobel Peace Prize to the opposition leader in Venezuela is still a win for the trump white house. They're already so antagonistic to Maduro

Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 2d

lol Trump is gonna be PISSED

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Nobel Peace Prize 2025 live updates: Venezuelan democracy activist María Corina Machado wins

Nominations closed in January but US President Donald Trump had led a public campaign to win the award.

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 3d

Objectively a huge step down for the series and a clear attempt to turn it into a Friday the 13th style quick buck slasher franchise, but it does have Ken Foree, and that's worth about 2 stars on it's own.

Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 3d

The foreskin is where the neurotypical lives

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 3d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 3d

Like imagine you ran a blacksite in Afghanistan for 15 years, torturing people and trafficking children and drugs to God knows where, and now your boss is an alcoholic who yells at you for being fat. That's the closest thing these people ever get to justice but I'll take it

Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 3d

The silver lining of it all is that the most powerful military and surveillance apparatus in human history is controlled by 12 of the dumbest people on earth. I think that's awesome because I hate the military and the surveillance apparatus, personally

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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 3d

The thousands of hostages we never hear about.

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 4d

Beast mode

Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 4d

Pine martens at rest are always in a position I call "stanced up". They're ready for whatever come near them

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 4d

You know what this month has been missing? High-tier schlock. Like, industrial grade Italian zombie bullshit. But the poster is awesome

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