Cantante Cerdo
@cantantecerdo.bsky.social
Food Sexter, Tampon-Purchasing Feminist Icon, Certified Hater, GroceryBro
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Sooo here's a little public records request I just made to the University of Oklahoma.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Sooo here's a little public records request I just made to the University of Oklahoma.
Jesus, hasn’t Megan Trainor’s 15 minutes already expired?
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Jesus, hasn’t Megan Trainor’s 15 minutes already expired?
I was told today that Home Alone 2 is a better movie than Home Alone and I swear to god you have to be fucking high to think that
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I was told today that Home Alone 2 is a better movie than Home Alone and I swear to god you have to be fucking high to think that
LOLOLOL EAT SHIT ASU
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
LOLOLOL EAT SHIT ASU
Well, we had friends over and in the process of leaving they managed to let BOTH dogs out the front door.
Got them back but Jesus Christ my blood pressure didn’t need that
Got them back but Jesus Christ my blood pressure didn’t need that
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Well, we had friends over and in the process of leaving they managed to let BOTH dogs out the front door.
Got them back but Jesus Christ my blood pressure didn’t need that
Got them back but Jesus Christ my blood pressure didn’t need that
When friends come over for football
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When friends come over for football
How many groupies do you think Kenny G has banged?
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
How many groupies do you think Kenny G has banged?
2 plates down
a moose with red antlers is grazing in a field .
ALT: a moose with red antlers is grazing in a field .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
2 plates down
/gets up while making a Dad Noise: Wellllllll….its about that time
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
/gets up while making a Dad Noise: Wellllllll….its about that time
Packed course, Son of Cerdo and did in 35
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Packed course, Son of Cerdo and did in 35
Let’s Turkey Trot, bay bay
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Let’s Turkey Trot, bay bay
#sext
Habanero-sumac marinated shrimp with pan fried sweet potato hash with carrots, cherry tomatoes, red onions, and kale. Finished with feta and garden fennel fronds
Habanero-sumac marinated shrimp with pan fried sweet potato hash with carrots, cherry tomatoes, red onions, and kale. Finished with feta and garden fennel fronds
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
#sext
Habanero-sumac marinated shrimp with pan fried sweet potato hash with carrots, cherry tomatoes, red onions, and kale. Finished with feta and garden fennel fronds
Habanero-sumac marinated shrimp with pan fried sweet potato hash with carrots, cherry tomatoes, red onions, and kale. Finished with feta and garden fennel fronds
Give my buddy Dave some of your money for his fantastic storytelling
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Follow artist Drake the ragtag crew of the freighter Trystero as they solve everyone else's goddamned problems. #scifi #scifibooks #cosmichorror #lgbtq
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Follow artist Drake the ragtag crew of the freighter Trystero as they solve everyone else's goddamned problems. #scifi #scifibooks #cosmichorror #lgbtq
shop.dvewlsh.info/products/try...
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Give my buddy Dave some of your money for his fantastic storytelling
When the coffee and the DayQuil hit
a cartoon character with big eyes and a purple head
ALT: a cartoon character with big eyes and a purple head
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
When the coffee and the DayQuil hit
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Now, witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Now, witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!
Me: makes egg white omelet
Ruby:
Ruby:
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Me: makes egg white omelet
Ruby:
Ruby:
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It’s funny that all that Rodgers drama carries on even while he’s now routinely putting in like 180 yd 1 td performances
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It’s funny that all that Rodgers drama carries on even while he’s now routinely putting in like 180 yd 1 td performances
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
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I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
Hey @jaimekay.bsky.social looks like we might’ve jumped the gun
Wait holy shit, a nice correction on this story - THESE CELEBS DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS PROJECT. They recorded voices 15 years ago for an audio bible project and Fox is repurposing it bsky.app/profile/falc...
Okay, this is kind of wild? www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hey @jaimekay.bsky.social looks like we might’ve jumped the gun
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Wait holy shit, a nice correction on this story - THESE CELEBS DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS PROJECT. They recorded voices 15 years ago for an audio bible project and Fox is repurposing it bsky.app/profile/falc...
Okay, this is kind of wild? www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
Kristen Bell Is the Star of a New FOX Jesus Podcast. No One Told Her
FOX's new Jesus podcast features Kristen Bell as the voice of Mary Magdalene. Bell, however, recorded the audio 15 years ago for a different project.
www.rollingstone.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Wait holy shit, a nice correction on this story - THESE CELEBS DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS PROJECT. They recorded voices 15 years ago for an audio bible project and Fox is repurposing it bsky.app/profile/falc...