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Boo-sty Cackleford

@ginerso.bsky.social

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Terror that flaps in the night. Feminist killjoy, recreational Baba Yaga, “hostile woman,” caffeine dependent kitchen hag, #UglyDog cis she/her

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 1h

KABC 7 presents an interview with christopher columbus brought to you by ChatGPT. mr columbus what can you tell us about the legacy of your voyages

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! AAAAAAAHHHHH! IM IN HELLLLLL! IM BURNING! IN HELLLLLLL!!!!

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 39m

It’s no regrets, I promise. It’s a good way to use them if they’re a little stale.

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matthew @pahuski.com · 3h

Happy Columbo’s Day

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 5h

Don't make me tap the Robert Pattinson quote, Leto.

“I always say about people who do method acting, you only ever see people do the method when they’re playing an assholes,” Pattinson said in an interiew with Variety in November. “You never see someone being lovely to everyone while they’re really deep in character.”

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Dec 10

POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.

Detective Columbo stands behind a wooden table with two irregular cow tools in it. He holds a 3rd cow tool and looks at it with his other hand scratching his head. He says, "Gee these tools are really something, aren't they? Y'know, my wife, she says they lack sophistication. But I just think that adds to the charm... Say... Don't they usually come in a set of four?"

Caption below the panel reads, "Cowlumbo tools."

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 9h

I feel like doodoo but I have tomorrow off so I’ve got that going for me lol

Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 9h

Please stop finding harmless amusement while people are trying to post important thoughts, Stevers!

Also, they’d aim a lot further back than the 70s.

Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 10h

Bun Affleck

A tired looking viscacha, smoking a cigarette, holding an iced coffee. Looking like Ben Affleck on a Tuesday morning.

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 11h

*whispers* chill them so you can slice them horizontally more easily, then use those halves like you would bread for french toast.

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 12h

Vivi is the perfect midpoint between regal, comfy, and slightly awkward 🩷 perfect.

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Miss Havisham’s Ghost @therealjocelynj.bsky.social · 12h

When you are a baby but also a tiny queen

A photo of Vivienne, a small tan & white Italian greyhound, curled up regally on a striped duvet; behind her is an ornate mirror and vanity

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fleurassic park refleurth @fleur-de-livres.bsky.social · 12h

Saw some fine art today

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 13h

a lot of my friends have kids, which is a concept i understand, but i don't really get how all these kids apparently age a year every other day

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 13h

- okra

- Trainspotting

- Lips of an Angel by Hinder

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 17h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Eggs
The English Patient*
We Built This City

*this despite Colin Firth, whom I've lusted after for 30 years

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 19h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Banana anything
Lion King (1994)
How Bizarre - OMC

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 13h

I think it really couldn’t make me feel worse right now so I’m glad I had everything on hand lol

Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 14h

You, to your family stuffing recipe

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 14h

Shelley’s the reason I learned that one of the cinnamon rolls via can fits into the mini waffle maker. She’s full of good ideas

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 14h

Once I’ve got another layer of clothes on and my couch set

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 14h

I’m considering adding some to tea, ngl

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 14h

I’m not a fan. Hopefully I can head it off 🤧

Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 14h

That storm is headed for me too, and I’m not thrilled. I hope you’re feeling better

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 14h

Thank you, GD. And as always, you’re right.

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 14h

I bought a good dinner to heat up and I can’t even look at it 🤢 at least it can stay in the freezer

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 14h

Damn it. I think I’m getting sick. I’m achy, cold, and queasy. Maybe I can eat some crackers and water.

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 16h

that's like, a perfect first 15 minutes of a horror movie. hollywood has got to stop employing kids actors and start employing kid writers

amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 18h

riding in the car when my son (3.5) said “i have something silly to tell you. roll up the windows so nobody hears” and then he told us a clown is coming to our house. to live with us forever

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