Busty Shackleford
@ginerso.bsky.social
Terror that flaps in the night. Feminist killjoy, recreational Baba Yaga, “hostile woman,” caffeine dependent kitchen hag, #UglyDog cis she/her
Please gaze upon one of the cat butthole coasters from @ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Please gaze upon one of the cat butthole coasters from @ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
@planetcupcake.bsky.social I added Dorothy Parker 🩷
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@planetcupcake.bsky.social I added Dorothy Parker 🩷
Got Wee Tree put up. I only cried a little. Each bit means something, and it’ll make me happy.
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Got Wee Tree put up. I only cried a little. Each bit means something, and it’ll make me happy.
Happy thanksgiving, folks 💛🍂
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Happy thanksgiving, folks 💛🍂
So yes, I ate a piece at 6:30am. But that’s just prudent testing before I give any way.
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
So yes, I ate a piece at 6:30am. But that’s just prudent testing before I give any way.
Mom would have really liked this.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mom would have really liked this.
It’s in the oven. First time making this but I didn’t fuck up the layers so hopes are high
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It’s in the oven. First time making this but I didn’t fuck up the layers so hopes are high
I’m at work and shouldn’t risk an elbow injury with gestures but hey, at least he’ll get some attention
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’m at work and shouldn’t risk an elbow injury with gestures but hey, at least he’ll get some attention
It’s the holiday season.
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It’s the holiday season.
Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or me how much butter, sour cream, and cheese went into this
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or me how much butter, sour cream, and cheese went into this
“And I’ll do it again”
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
“And I’ll do it again”
I’ll make the syrup for it tomorrow. I need to sit down
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’ll make the syrup for it tomorrow. I need to sit down
I think this may be safe
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I think this may be safe
If I’m going to fuck around making baklava rolls tomorrow after work I need to do the grunt work tonight
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If I’m going to fuck around making baklava rolls tomorrow after work I need to do the grunt work tonight
I just finished shredding 2lbs of cheese. Sharp cheddar, pepper jack, and jalapeño havarti. I don’t play with making shitty mac & cheese. Someday when I invade your kitchen I’ll put my money where my mouth is.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I just finished shredding 2lbs of cheese. Sharp cheddar, pepper jack, and jalapeño havarti. I don’t play with making shitty mac & cheese. Someday when I invade your kitchen I’ll put my money where my mouth is.
You: *enjoying your drink at the bar*
Callista & Newt Gingrich: “would you like to see our basement?”
You: *runs into traffic*
Callista & Newt Gingrich: “would you like to see our basement?”
You: *runs into traffic*
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You: *enjoying your drink at the bar*
Callista & Newt Gingrich: “would you like to see our basement?”
You: *runs into traffic*
Callista & Newt Gingrich: “would you like to see our basement?”
You: *runs into traffic*
I think I know who the killer is in the book I’m listening to. Because they used the phrase “pitching a tent” when monologuing in a morgue about “boner” meds.
I was honestly unprepared for how sad and funny this has been, with all the main characters being residents of a senior living community.
I was honestly unprepared for how sad and funny this has been, with all the main characters being residents of a senior living community.
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I think I know who the killer is in the book I’m listening to. Because they used the phrase “pitching a tent” when monologuing in a morgue about “boner” meds.
I was honestly unprepared for how sad and funny this has been, with all the main characters being residents of a senior living community.
I was honestly unprepared for how sad and funny this has been, with all the main characters being residents of a senior living community.
Anything going down a few nickels doesn’t exactly balance out the rest of it
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Anything going down a few nickels doesn’t exactly balance out the rest of it
Thanos quotes + Dot, forever
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Thanos quotes + Dot, forever
