Cantante Cerdo
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Oh no, she isn’t this talented
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Oh no, she isn’t this talented
Please, as if I would ever stand a chance with that woman
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Please, as if I would ever stand a chance with that woman
Unless your co-star is Salma Hayek. Then do whatever that woman commands
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Unless your co-star is Salma Hayek. Then do whatever that woman commands
You also get Hugh Jackman abs
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You also get Hugh Jackman abs
Man you were more optimistic than I was
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Man you were more optimistic than I was
Have you considered becoming RoboCop?
Advantages: sweet metal robot legs, not sprains, shoot criminals in the dick for any infraction
Disadvantages: controlled by a soulless multinational corporation, poor fashion sense
Advantages: sweet metal robot legs, not sprains, shoot criminals in the dick for any infraction
Disadvantages: controlled by a soulless multinational corporation, poor fashion sense
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Have you considered becoming RoboCop?
Advantages: sweet metal robot legs, not sprains, shoot criminals in the dick for any infraction
Disadvantages: controlled by a soulless multinational corporation, poor fashion sense
Advantages: sweet metal robot legs, not sprains, shoot criminals in the dick for any infraction
Disadvantages: controlled by a soulless multinational corporation, poor fashion sense
Quite the opposite of cool, actually
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Quite the opposite of cool, actually
She was a one hit wonder a few years ago
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
She was a one hit wonder a few years ago
Well sure, your team has given you reason to hope. The Vikings are a black hole of suffering and despair
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Well sure, your team has given you reason to hope. The Vikings are a black hole of suffering and despair
This is some sicko shit so I can sort of support that. Only a sociopath puts that “film” on willingly
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This is some sicko shit so I can sort of support that. Only a sociopath puts that “film” on willingly
As painful as that part is, this is just sloppy shitty 90s sequel. Fucking terrible movie
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
As painful as that part is, this is just sloppy shitty 90s sequel. Fucking terrible movie
It’s *awful*
They get to the part where he inexplicably sets traps and the same dudes somehow keep falling for them and it just isn’t good
They get to the part where he inexplicably sets traps and the same dudes somehow keep falling for them and it just isn’t good
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It’s *awful*
They get to the part where he inexplicably sets traps and the same dudes somehow keep falling for them and it just isn’t good
They get to the part where he inexplicably sets traps and the same dudes somehow keep falling for them and it just isn’t good
Ok I get that but the movie is just, well, those guys are ALSO in New York and they immediately run into Kevin McAllister
The first movie they’re casing the neighborhood
The first movie they’re casing the neighborhood
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Ok I get that but the movie is just, well, those guys are ALSO in New York and they immediately run into Kevin McAllister
The first movie they’re casing the neighborhood
The first movie they’re casing the neighborhood