Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
@ostrichson.bsky.social
Polish writer, comedian, and Korpiklaani fan in Yokohama. Ask me about Godzilla, Oda Nobunaga, Bane, Justified, or sumo. Work: The Japan Times, Tokyo Weekender, Star Trek, NatGeo, The Flytrap, and McSweeney's.
He/him.
日本語 OK!
He/him.
日本語 OK!
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Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
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Have the PMs considered not being raging dickweeds? How about just downgrading to absolute shitbags? AT THE VERY LEAST, they could try not being irredeemable fart-suckers.
The fact that every single PM this century has been more unpopular than the previous one shows that the electorate is impossible to please. We are simply predisposed to automatically hate every government no matter what. I don't know how that's sustainable long-term.
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Have the PMs considered not being raging dickweeds? How about just downgrading to absolute shitbags? AT THE VERY LEAST, they could try not being irredeemable fart-suckers.
Have the PMs considered not being raging dickweeds? How about just downgrading to absolute shitbags? AT THE VERY LEAST, they could try not being irredeemable fart-suckers.
The fact that every single PM this century has been more unpopular than the previous one shows that the electorate is impossible to please. We are simply predisposed to automatically hate every government no matter what. I don't know how that's sustainable long-term.
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Have the PMs considered not being raging dickweeds? How about just downgrading to absolute shitbags? AT THE VERY LEAST, they could try not being irredeemable fart-suckers.
Put Black Fry back in Black Friday!
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Put Black Fry back in Black Friday!
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SEX!
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
Yotsumeya: The Story of Japan’s Oldest Sex Shop
A look into the history of Yotsumeya, the go-to sex shop for Tokyo during the Edo period and the oldest in Japanese history.
www.tokyoweekender.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
SEX!
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
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Oh wow, it's another woman? Weird how that keeps happening.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Oh wow, it's another woman? Weird how that keeps happening.
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This is probably one of, if not the greatest thing I'll ever write in my life. I'm also extremely proud of the photoshop.
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade ends in horror when robe of Baby Yoda balloon falls open, revealing massive genitalia
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade ends in horror when robe of Baby Yoda balloon falls open, revealing massive genitalia
"I think we can all agree this kind of thing is why realism in art has always been a mistake.”
www.thebeaverton.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is probably one of, if not the greatest thing I'll ever write in my life. I'm also extremely proud of the photoshop.
Oh wow, it's another woman? Weird how that keeps happening.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Oh wow, it's another woman? Weird how that keeps happening.
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I saw it so now I have to share it like the Ring tape to save myself.
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I saw it so now I have to share it like the Ring tape to save myself.
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hot take but stranger things never reached a good show status
I simply do not think Stranger Things is a good enough show to be doing this nonsense
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
hot take but stranger things never reached a good show status
I saw it so now I have to share it like the Ring tape to save myself.
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I saw it so now I have to share it like the Ring tape to save myself.
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Left: Walton Goggins
Right: Walton Boobins
Right: Walton Boobins
September 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Left: Walton Goggins
Right: Walton Boobins
Right: Walton Boobins
SEX!
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
Yotsumeya: The Story of Japan’s Oldest Sex Shop
A look into the history of Yotsumeya, the go-to sex shop for Tokyo during the Edo period and the oldest in Japanese history.
www.tokyoweekender.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
SEX!
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex... shops. Specifically Japan's sex shops. Specifically Japan's first sex shop, going all the way back to the 17th century. Want to know how people spiced things up in Japan 400 years ago? Read this:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
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To keep things fair and balanced, all debates should feature a debate moderator and a debate extremor.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
To keep things fair and balanced, all debates should feature a debate moderator and a debate extremor.
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There was, in fact, a fourth Little Pig. Their house collapsed before the Big Bad Wolf even had a chance to get to it. No survivors.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
There was, in fact, a fourth Little Pig. Their house collapsed before the Big Bad Wolf even had a chance to get to it. No survivors.
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Sometimes you do find historically accurate info about Japan online. This ancient art of Dutch-catching is called dejima-jutsu and it has applications in business, health, personal relationships, and politics.
![Painting of the artificial island of Dejima off Nagasaki, the only official port where foreigners, but only the Dutch, could trade with Japan during the country's isolationist period known as Sakoku that lasted from the early 17th century to the mid 19th century.
The joke caption above says: "The japanese [sic] built an artificial island, knowing these are the natural habitat of the dutch [sic]. Soon afterwards, a flock of dutch [sic] merchants settled there, allowing the japanese [sic] to easily harvest western goods."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3a2vqx5jnnywl7jeap5d6xab/bafkreiansivpallmscizksaxalcivlmuarwgvp4ia7aftdwdiqflven7du@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sometimes you do find historically accurate info about Japan online. This ancient art of Dutch-catching is called dejima-jutsu and it has applications in business, health, personal relationships, and politics.
There was, in fact, a fourth Little Pig. Their house collapsed before the Big Bad Wolf even had a chance to get to it. No survivors.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
There was, in fact, a fourth Little Pig. Their house collapsed before the Big Bad Wolf even had a chance to get to it. No survivors.
To keep things fair and balanced, all debates should feature a debate moderator and a debate extremor.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
To keep things fair and balanced, all debates should feature a debate moderator and a debate extremor.
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If he and Potoooooooo ever touched, the universe would collapse upon itself.
![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
If he and Potoooooooo ever touched, the universe would collapse upon itself.
If he and Potoooooooo ever touched, the universe would collapse upon itself.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
If he and Potoooooooo ever touched, the universe would collapse upon itself.
I can taste the salt through this post.
The recipe: put 300mL of soy sauce in 1.2L of broth
Me: weird but they must know what they're doing
Me, after putting in the soy sauce and checking the dish pictures: yeah no it was 30mL.
Me: weird but they must know what they're doing
Me, after putting in the soy sauce and checking the dish pictures: yeah no it was 30mL.
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I can taste the salt through this post.
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come get some of that Kirbussy
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
come get some of that Kirbussy
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In Japanese, someone who is only attracted to conventional good looks is called a "face-eater" (menkui 面食い).
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
In Japanese, someone who is only attracted to conventional good looks is called a "face-eater" (menkui 面食い).
In Japanese, someone who is only attracted to conventional good looks is called a "face-eater" (menkui 面食い).
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
In Japanese, someone who is only attracted to conventional good looks is called a "face-eater" (menkui 面食い).
come get some of that Kirbussy
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
come get some of that Kirbussy