i.m. zumphry
@zumphry.com
the big stars in your eyes won’t deliver any light
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https://zumphry.net • https://mastodon.social/@zumphry
How’s my Posting? @zumphry on Discord
(he/him)
growing into a big blob and popping like a balloon would fix me 😌
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
growing into a big blob and popping like a balloon would fix me 😌
tfw all but like one LPer you watched in 2008-2014ish left SALP when lowtax did that one thing (no the other thing) back then (no that other time)
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
tfw all but like one LPer you watched in 2008-2014ish left SALP when lowtax did that one thing (no the other thing) back then (no that other time)
also famously Hated to lose to the point he took them bitterly personal
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
also famously Hated to lose to the point he took them bitterly personal
failed bc it wasnt called khaotix
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 AM
failed bc it wasnt called khaotix
Reposted by i.m. zumphry
I think that I shall never gleam
a poem as lovely as a meme.
a poem as lovely as a meme.
August 25, 2023 at 7:51 PM
I think that I shall never gleam
a poem as lovely as a meme.
a poem as lovely as a meme.
[sees screenshot of apology discord message that’s the length of a small blog post] lol. lmao. lomarf.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
[sees screenshot of apology discord message that’s the length of a small blog post] lol. lmao. lomarf.