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hi i'm in a lot of trouble due to employment opportunitues getting cancelled and planned income disappearing i'm going to be overdrawn and unable to pay my utility and med bills for dec with no way to pay jan rent. i feel sick over this but i need to ask for help
paypal: @jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
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hi i'm in a lot of trouble due to employment opportunitues getting cancelled and planned income disappearing i'm going to be overdrawn and unable to pay my utility and med bills for dec with no way to pay jan rent. i feel sick over this but i need to ask for help
paypal: @jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i'm too anxious to pay attention to the subtitles of this québécois mystery so i have no idea what's going on and keep belting out "WHO" every time i'm confused
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
if you can help at all it would make a massive difference i'm sorry for being like this
hi i'm in a lot of trouble due to employment opportunitues getting cancelled and planned income disappearing i'm going to be overdrawn and unable to pay my utility and med bills for dec with no way to pay jan rent. i feel sick over this but i need to ask for help
paypal: @jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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can't be posting like that
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
the problem for me with throwing something at a wall to see if it sticks like spaghetti is most stuff i throw is really sticky anyway because i'm disgusting
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
in the new sequel we meet the grinch's outspoken cousin the ganch who instead of christmas hates women going to the doctor
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
guy with full sleeves of dave sim's cerebus
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
but really post-punk 90s mod is roman
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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I've become deeply radicalized against gambling. It's just getting more evil the longer it's allowed to fester unregulated
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
oh yeah that sounds really fun and cool... too bad i'll NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN because of the machinations of mischievous irish spirit bodach
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
i need some help
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
don't post about your ass don't pretend things are pissing on you don't tell people your urethra just expelled thousands of tiny wriggling penises you are asking these people for financial help do not disclose the true last date of your bathing st
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
can't be posting like that
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
always a good time going around my head and turning off shit after therapy
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
john cena's hair transplant makes me so angry in order to project that anger from its real source: chronic poverty
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
"eggs are the most natural things in the world" i say smiling as i extract a small clutch from a rude orifice in my armpit
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
mister dead meat
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
still unclear on the nature of a vanderpump
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
hi i'm in a lot of trouble due to employment opportunitues getting cancelled and planned income disappearing i'm going to be overdrawn and unable to pay my utility and med bills for dec with no way to pay jan rent. i feel sick over this but i need to ask for help
paypal: @jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
a whistle you can smell
December 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
rum spaghettios
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
damn quentin that is one stupid fucking list
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
disgusting, as is my heritage. foul, as my ancestors were foul, unwashed, as our bodies have ever been unwashed
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM