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I don’t want to talk about numbers, I want to talk about how hot Chuck Taylor is.

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“i take back everything i said last week. you are going on the fucking barbecue, lad” 💀
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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FIRST SHOW OF 2026
GOING BIG

ATOMIC x BURNING HEART
SUNDAY 8TH MARCH
SAVE THE DATE

Tickets on sale SOOOOOOOOOOON.

We've invited our pals at Burning Heart down to CONTENT to collab on the biggest and best wrestling show we can muster.
Huge.
HUGE.
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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So...like...can we have El Clon wrestle a match pls?
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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DOOMBOTS... You helped DOOM and now it's time to help MJ... We must look after each other.
Welp. The landlords given us 3 months notice after nearly 20 years of being in our house so uhhhh if you wanna buy some stuff (15% off this weekend with MEOW15) or buy me a coffee, please feel free.

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Visit MJ's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
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November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
okay, you might have got me. you might have figured out how to make me care about the stupid continental classic.
"I guess that's not a good way to start ..."

Orange Cassidy promises he'll get better in time
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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it’s heeeeeere! we had a lot to say ahout #AEWFullGear and all the other wrestling this week open.spotify.com/episode/4BF2...
Spicy Thanksgiving | AEW Full Gear 2025 recap
open.spotify.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
there's definitely a part of me that wants to go to a proper thanksgiving meal and eat the goddamn green bean casserole and candied yams and other wild-sounding things that we just... don't... make
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
...I'm listening
Eddie Kingston should beat Joe for the title. I've never felt more strongly about an idea. He should also lose the title on the very next Collision to Komander. #AEW
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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i know he was like “let me get my eyebrow girl’s work highlighted on tv”
I love that Eddie commanded the cameraman to zoom in on Collision because that man has the most stunning eyes and eyebrows.
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
introduce myself with 5 concerts?

oh good fucking luck with this:

* Mélovin at RePublic in Minsk
* One Direction at Wembley Stadium
* Zombina & The Skeletones at a condemned cinema
* RVIVR in some dude's living room
* Vremya i Steklo at... a venue I can't find the name of, Stockholm
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Machinae Supremacy

I have seen no other concert they scare me. I am boring. I apologise.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Blur
Placebo
The Pierces
Abney Park
Foo Fighters
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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I was gonna drop this tomorrow but tomorrow's gonna be busy so 15% off in the shop if you use the code MEOW15, valid until 02/12 if you want some money off silly wrestling themed shirts/.jerseys/hoodies etc. <3

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Visit MJ's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
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November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Kris Statlander vs Mercedes Moné at Full Gear went 23 minutes 9 seconds, fwiw
Mercedes Moné continues to hold the record for the longest women's match in AEW history btw, with her battle against Toni Storm coming in at 25 mins 11 seconds

we're still a scarily long way away from anything approaching parity with the time men get (for individual matches or number of matches)
hey, did you know that at 21 minutes and 12 seconds, Athena vs Mercedes Moné was the longest women's singles match on AEW TV??

(the longest overall was Mercedes Moné vs Kris Statlander at World's End, which went for 24 minutes and 35 seconds)
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
why have they started saying FTR are 11-time tag team champions, you can’t just be counting stuff from ancient history
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I want to yell about how unfair it is to Bandido to put him in a Survival of the Fittest match but then they revealed who was in the match and I’m into it
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
wait hang on sorry I’ve just woken up… there was a Collision last night????
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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bluesky should make a post filter option where women can reply with anything but men can only reply if they agree with me
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
right the agenda: make Hangman & Swerve tag champs, but also ping pong those belts around enough times that somehow the two of them also become the first ever four-time champs?!
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Claudio you are in my bad books
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Toni Storm my love, I should never have doubted you, of course you invented a holiday deathmatch stip
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Toni Storm and Jon Moxley in the ring together is it
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
BTE is fully integrated now
I’ve seen a lot of people talking about different weird things on Dynamite last night but all i can think about is how they seemed to imply that the bucks and Kenny were having sex with each other
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Swerve came back with such a soft fuzzy beard 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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here's the thing. if women and other marginalised people in wrestling start naming names

there's a good chance one of your favourites will be named. or one of my favourites

so i say fuck it

throw the floodgates open. whatever burns down deserves to burn down

#wrestlesky 🤼
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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“sit back and enjoy the ride. make no complaints, provide no feedback, eat what is served to you even if you don’t like the taste.” that’s terrible advice. shut the actual fuck up. if everyone had done that years ago we’d all still be watching the fed and there would be no market for an alternative.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM