Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
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Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
· Jul 10
well i for one [falling onto the floor]
my life would improve significantly if i threw my phone in the woods this is just a fact
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
my life would improve significantly if i threw my phone in the woods this is just a fact
crash out after crash out on this app
i say we need more crashing in
i say we need more crashing in
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
crash out after crash out on this app
i say we need more crashing in
i say we need more crashing in
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The Internet Went Down and I Cheated On My AI Girlfriend With the Microsoft Paperclip: An Introspection
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The Internet Went Down and I Cheated On My AI Girlfriend With the Microsoft Paperclip: An Introspection
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i’m gonna stroke out
just from the sheer insanity
just from the sheer insanity
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
i’m gonna stroke out
just from the sheer insanity
just from the sheer insanity
i’m just saying if it was me i probably would’ve gone with cloudnoflares
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i’m just saying if it was me i probably would’ve gone with cloudnoflares
chewing the ibuprofen packaging for maximum pain relief
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
chewing the ibuprofen packaging for maximum pain relief
happy violence
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
happy violence
first thing i read this morning was about an anal fistula so i am strapping in
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
first thing i read this morning was about an anal fistula so i am strapping in
I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
i mean why can’t i get paid for my shitty writing do i have to sext nancy pelosi or something
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i mean why can’t i get paid for my shitty writing do i have to sext nancy pelosi or something
sometimes when a yapper is yapping you just let the yapper yap because you love the yapper more than you’re annoyed by the yapping
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
sometimes when a yapper is yapping you just let the yapper yap because you love the yapper more than you’re annoyed by the yapping
so when is the next Iuigi coming out
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
so when is the next Iuigi coming out
i have a confession to make
back when my legs were sexier i was shorts-in-winter guy
back when my legs were sexier i was shorts-in-winter guy
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i have a confession to make
back when my legs were sexier i was shorts-in-winter guy
back when my legs were sexier i was shorts-in-winter guy
i absolutely love cold weather but the one problem is my nose will freeze up way before the rest of me
i need like a little nose beanie, or a band-aid that warms up or something
i need like a little nose beanie, or a band-aid that warms up or something
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i absolutely love cold weather but the one problem is my nose will freeze up way before the rest of me
i need like a little nose beanie, or a band-aid that warms up or something
i need like a little nose beanie, or a band-aid that warms up or something
sometimes i forget that i can just buy fruit snacks if i want to
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
sometimes i forget that i can just buy fruit snacks if i want to
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they should invent books where the pages are fruit rollups
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
they should invent books where the pages are fruit rollups
everyone always telling those boys in green to come on
well, they came
well, they came
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
everyone always telling those boys in green to come on
well, they came
well, they came
🎶 P-A-R-R-O-TT
🎶 they hate this man in hun-gary
🎶 they hate this man in hun-gary
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
🎶 P-A-R-R-O-TT
🎶 they hate this man in hun-gary
🎶 they hate this man in hun-gary
holy fucking shit
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
holy fucking shit
i was a miserable kid, forever embarrassed, insecure, overwhelmed even then by my own mortality, but still the naivete of youth cut through to grant flickers of joy. the wind on my face during a late-night drive. the laugh of a pretty friend. a euphoric new song.
the door has been shut to me now.
the door has been shut to me now.
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 AM
i was a miserable kid, forever embarrassed, insecure, overwhelmed even then by my own mortality, but still the naivete of youth cut through to grant flickers of joy. the wind on my face during a late-night drive. the laugh of a pretty friend. a euphoric new song.
the door has been shut to me now.
the door has been shut to me now.
my other account is a communist
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
my other account is a communist
fuck shit piss
i wouldn’t consider it one of the more pressing concerns that has emerged in recent years but the fact that any new story set in present day america now has to address or at least be viewed in the context of The Situation is extremely irritating to me personally
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
fuck shit piss
the closest the intrusive thoughts have ever come to winning was yesterday when i drove someone to the airport and nearly gave myself an aneurysm trying not to bring up the UPS plane crash
just a twitch away from being like "THE ENGINE JUST FELL OFF CAN YOU BELIEVE IT JUST FELL OFF"
just a twitch away from being like "THE ENGINE JUST FELL OFF CAN YOU BELIEVE IT JUST FELL OFF"
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the closest the intrusive thoughts have ever come to winning was yesterday when i drove someone to the airport and nearly gave myself an aneurysm trying not to bring up the UPS plane crash
just a twitch away from being like "THE ENGINE JUST FELL OFF CAN YOU BELIEVE IT JUST FELL OFF"
just a twitch away from being like "THE ENGINE JUST FELL OFF CAN YOU BELIEVE IT JUST FELL OFF"
🎵 he lies and says he is competent
🎵 fell down did fetterman
🎵 fell down did fetterman
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
🎵 he lies and says he is competent
🎵 fell down did fetterman
🎵 fell down did fetterman