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ObsidianShiv

@obsidianshiv.bsky.social

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Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · Jan 20

Anybody who tells you your identity doesn't matter is a fucking piece of garbage and can go choke on a dick.

The government can't tell you who you are.

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 22h

The kids today with their Ed Gein

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

My life needs a jump to recipe button.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1h

What if nothing happens in Vegas? Where does it stay?

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 9h

she put the ‘ho’ in hopeless romantic

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1h

netflix enchilada?

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Wikibara. 🎪🎠 One of a set of one.🎠🎪 @wikibara.bsky.social · 12h

The movie "Aliens" (1986) from the POV of the cat is about nine minutes long and involves snuggling with Sigourney Weaver for most of the time. Probably the least-inspired cut of the film, it still has some valuable insights into the franchise.

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 10h

It otay tho

ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 11h

Being human is dumb af. Like, there was this cool guy I used to know, I spent every day with him and he died without me even knowing. Now I'm stuck with this fucking prick. (It was me)

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 11h

Does it sproings or no

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 13h

Daily goofy floof.

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 13h

Doofy gloofy fewf

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 4d

Violence against the violent: omg, you diva. Have a snickers. You do too much.

Violence against the innocent: it's okay, we're keeping you super safe rn

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 5d

No problem!

ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 6d

Auto-erotic asphyxiation but it's just me choking to death on lasagna

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 7d

Kurt Cobain: *sings something in the way* rather than just moving it out of the way

The world: this man is a national treasure

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 9d

Playing OG Diablo on an slick old pentium to forget the last 30 years lol

Hello my friend, stay a while and listen indeed

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 8d

Finger your girl on the tilt-a-whirl and let the ride do the work for you.

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 9d

It's okay to not be okay.

Just know that people don't like it when you do that, though.

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 9d

Me: I hate it when people say "would of". How to you "of" something? Or, to "of" done something?

Wife: I'm about to of done that dick.

Me:...ok, that makes more sense

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 9d

YES

ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 9d

Depression!

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 9d

See, this is what i figured.

ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 9d

That sounds horrible

ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 9d

Im not brave enough to search "rule 34 kirby"

ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 9d

Fromunda

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