damn, I'm finding it frustratingly difficult to launch this service with the 30 to 60-year-old married male demo

The power of this Jesus Juice Protein Punch compels you, bro!

I'm no Owen Wilson, but I'll follow you around and just cluck my tongue and emit audible sighs and tsk-tsks after every task for a fraction of the cost

I saw Cronenberg’s Rabid when I was a kid and I can’t be convinced that this isn’t what rabies is

I am ready to convert