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Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure... https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:suhdwtoqinxndxizjc27ulko/feed/aaakejkcgubai

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · Apr 20

Time has run out on the whole "don't give a shit" mentality.

It's time to care or we're all fucked.
xo

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 37m

i dont ignore my problems i rationalize them into submission

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 8h

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red and white rose with a spotted cucumber beetle on a petal

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 2h

Find you a man who likes to sit on the couch and drink beer because life is too short for mystery or adventure

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 4h

I’m reading a book about drywall but I’m too plastered to focus.

grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1d

i'm reading a book about roofing but it's been going over my head.

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 2d

I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down

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ghost crab @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 2h

*sitting in the dentist chair being raised by the hygienist*

me: i bet this is how a car feels before its oil is changed

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 2h

Was invited to sit at the cool kids table but I'm too cool for that.

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A Darker Nightmare 🖤 @darkersunrise.bsky.social · 7d

The clever words have left the building

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 11h

My thought bubble is a question mark.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13h

in a parallel universe cake is good for you, cancer is nonexistent, and reading the news doesn’t make you crawl into traffic

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 10d

I have a big family get-together in a couple of hours, so I still have time to fake my own death

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 15h

I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without its motives being questioned

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 9h

These fridge magnets spell trouble.

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 1d

I'd be good for you

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 13h

It’s not that hard, chat, just don’t be an asshat

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 1d

heard your fart from across the bar and really dig your vibe

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 2h

Which one of these is the draw 4?

Me trying to play uno with a deck of tarot cards

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 4h

occasionally the fuckery is overwhelming but it will pass like everything else

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · Apr 6

If you never feel stupid, chances are you are stupid.

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supernatural siren @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 4d

i just want to not care

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Nov 23

*drops something sharp*

Brain: catch it with your foot

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

i’ve never been shot so there’s a chance that i’m bulletproof

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 1d

My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 3d

WILL BATTEN DOWN YOUR HATCHES FOR SOUP

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve never understood why men call them hooters. Mine don’t hoot. I’ve had them my whole life and they’ve never made a sound.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 12h

I will not hesitate to wash my whole car with the gas station squeegee.

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