Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
no klaatu no barada no nikto🛸🚫
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)
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OMG! ITS @lalalyds.bsky.social BIG DAY AND I LOVE HER WITH MY WHOLE SUPPLE ASS!
kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage .
Alt: Kermit is doing his thing and flailing his arms in excitement for Lyds BIRRRTHDAAAAAYYY!
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November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
OMG! ITS @lalalyds.bsky.social BIG DAY AND I LOVE HER WITH MY WHOLE SUPPLE ASS!
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Discovering the leggings you just got out go perfectly with the tank top you slept in is THE OPPOSITE of seeing an old boyfriend and wondering why you ever wanted to sleep with that.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Discovering the leggings you just got out go perfectly with the tank top you slept in is THE OPPOSITE of seeing an old boyfriend and wondering why you ever wanted to sleep with that.
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November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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happy happy birthday to the lovely, sweet, and wonderfully kind @lalalyds.bsky.social 🎉🧁
i hope your day is as beautiful as you are 🩷
i hope your day is as beautiful as you are 🩷
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
happy happy birthday to the lovely, sweet, and wonderfully kind @lalalyds.bsky.social 🎉🧁
i hope your day is as beautiful as you are 🩷
i hope your day is as beautiful as you are 🩷
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@lalalyds.bsky.social happy birthday!! 🎉🎈
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
@lalalyds.bsky.social happy birthday!! 🎉🎈
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The best doors lead to kitchens. After that, bathrooms. Closet doors are better than outside ones.
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The best doors lead to kitchens. After that, bathrooms. Closet doors are better than outside ones.
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Not nearly enough ways to skin a cat imo
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Not nearly enough ways to skin a cat imo
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I dunno maybe you could leave me at the top of your TL once in a while
March 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I dunno maybe you could leave me at the top of your TL once in a while
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My project has been completed. Pumpkins are broken at phenomenal rates. We will be living in luxury for the foreseeable future with gems to spare. I can't wait to spend them on frivolous armor and hoes
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My project has been completed. Pumpkins are broken at phenomenal rates. We will be living in luxury for the foreseeable future with gems to spare. I can't wait to spend them on frivolous armor and hoes
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The 7 signs of ageing seem to have doubled.
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The 7 signs of ageing seem to have doubled.
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hello little guy
'Dr Michelle Taylor, a University of Essex scientist who led the voyage, said: "If anything brushes up against them, they're doomed, unfortunately. Then to be absorbed slowly over time is a grim way of going."
Carnivorous 'death-ball' sponge share.google/pcKssFW9bX1E...
Carnivorous 'death-ball' sponge share.google/pcKssFW9bX1E...
Carnivorous 'death-ball' sponge is team's oddest deep-sea find
The unusual creature lurks more than two miles (3.2km) deep in a trench in the Southern Ocean.
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November 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
hello little guy
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November 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Rage snuggling my cat after she jumped on my head and meowed in my ear until I woke out of a dream about nonexistent Vietnamese friends so that I would get up and hold her.
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Rage snuggling my cat after she jumped on my head and meowed in my ear until I woke out of a dream about nonexistent Vietnamese friends so that I would get up and hold her.
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So many lies come in the form of promises...
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
So many lies come in the form of promises...
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I want to get hospitalized for exhaustion like a celebrity.
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I want to get hospitalized for exhaustion like a celebrity.
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There was actually a fifth mutant turtle called Van Gogh, but he found the idea of being trained by a giant ninja rat too eerie.
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
There was actually a fifth mutant turtle called Van Gogh, but he found the idea of being trained by a giant ninja rat too eerie.
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I will touch grass when I am dead (from underneath)
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I will touch grass when I am dead (from underneath)
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When push comes to shove make sure they have a really long drop behind them.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When push comes to shove make sure they have a really long drop behind them.
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Happy birthday to the best girl, the girl who always remembered everyone’s birthday @lalalyds.bsky.social you’re a treasure & we love you
a little girl with a star on her face is holding a rainbow
ALT: a little girl with a star on her face is holding a rainbow
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November 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Happy birthday to the best girl, the girl who always remembered everyone’s birthday @lalalyds.bsky.social you’re a treasure & we love you
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my last night in Vietnam, as my mutuals heave a collective sigh of relief
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
my last night in Vietnam, as my mutuals heave a collective sigh of relief
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I’ve never thrown my head back while taking a couple of pills. Everything in film is a lie.
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I’ve never thrown my head back while taking a couple of pills. Everything in film is a lie.
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Feeling fancy today gonna put a do in front of every fuck off
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Feeling fancy today gonna put a do in front of every fuck off
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I hate getting beset by stuff.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I hate getting beset by stuff.
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I still use my turn signal in designated turn only lanes so you know that I know that you know that I know I'm in a designated turn lane and that I do indeed intend to turn as directed.
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I still use my turn signal in designated turn only lanes so you know that I know that you know that I know I'm in a designated turn lane and that I do indeed intend to turn as directed.
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There's a universe somewhere in which people just look like clothing walking around with nobody in it, and they cannot understand the concept of nudity.
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
There's a universe somewhere in which people just look like clothing walking around with nobody in it, and they cannot understand the concept of nudity.