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@dookofurl.bsky.social
Lost my mind, but found another
He/him/they, don’t tell my mother
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He/him/they, don’t tell my mother
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:readmnpgwza7ux3ui3e77zib/feed/aaalrl4q6i66k
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if i die in london, send me to france
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance
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Perfect Strangers theme also works for this
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Perfect Strangers theme also works for this
hey, good for you, Andy; i wish you nothing but success 👍 apple.news/AmMyoSXz-SyW...
December 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
hey, good for you, Andy; i wish you nothing but success 👍 apple.news/AmMyoSXz-SyW...
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Girl, this data is critical, won't you back that NAS up?
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Girl, this data is critical, won't you back that NAS up?
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Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
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Brazilian jiu-jitsu? Well, it's like regular jiu-jitsu but you try to rip all the hair off of your opponent's body.
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Brazilian jiu-jitsu? Well, it's like regular jiu-jitsu but you try to rip all the hair off of your opponent's body.
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Lighting a cigarette at a gas station just to feel something
December 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Lighting a cigarette at a gas station just to feel something
she waba on my grill til i fountain drink
December 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
she waba on my grill til i fountain drink
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Wishing you and yours a very happy 100th Dick Van Dyke-mas.
a man in a striped jacket is walking with three penguins behind him
Alt: Dick Van Dyke, dancing with penguins in Mary Poppins
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December 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Wishing you and yours a very happy 100th Dick Van Dyke-mas.
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The terf's wizard game is free on a platform right now. If you get it for free it's still too expensive. Don't add it to your library, don't give it attention. Everything that looks like support toward her is encouragement for her to keep attacking trans people like me. Don't be a terf supporter.
December 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The terf's wizard game is free on a platform right now. If you get it for free it's still too expensive. Don't add it to your library, don't give it attention. Everything that looks like support toward her is encouragement for her to keep attacking trans people like me. Don't be a terf supporter.
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What a monumental waste of time.
Do it again.
Do it again.
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What a monumental waste of time.
Do it again.
Do it again.
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Racism is literally a national security threat…
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Racism is literally a national security threat…
zed’s dead, baby. for real this time
December 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
zed’s dead, baby. for real this time
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December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
kinda love that right after overdosing in public andy dick comes out in defense of crack cocaine
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
kinda love that right after overdosing in public andy dick comes out in defense of crack cocaine
mo cheeks is 69
December 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
mo cheeks is 69
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you thought i was a cringe poster? omg how embarrassing, i’m actually a top tier shit poster doing an elaborate yearslong bit, lol
December 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
you thought i was a cringe poster? omg how embarrassing, i’m actually a top tier shit poster doing an elaborate yearslong bit, lol
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G-spot sounds like what a naive youth pastor would name an edgy teen gathering where they rap about god
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
G-spot sounds like what a naive youth pastor would name an edgy teen gathering where they rap about god
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the fact that you could slather salad cream on your meat clown sandwich makes me wonder what the human race has become
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the fact that you could slather salad cream on your meat clown sandwich makes me wonder what the human race has become
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Either the floaters are getting organized or spelling out we are getting organized is just part of the eyes' natural live laugh love signs of the nesting process
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Either the floaters are getting organized or spelling out we are getting organized is just part of the eyes' natural live laugh love signs of the nesting process
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They say do what you love and that is why I’m doing nothing.
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They say do what you love and that is why I’m doing nothing.
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Oh my god... I just realized... the average person reads 4.5 books a year. I'm a Spiders Georg of reading. 🤣
Heh, it's always funny when I tell folks "I'm fairly well read in these genres" and someone thinks that means I read a dozen books. I did the math a few years ago and realized I'm probably over 12,000 books read over my life.
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh my god... I just realized... the average person reads 4.5 books a year. I'm a Spiders Georg of reading. 🤣
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Imagine giving a script to an actual film crew and having them repeatedly come back with footage that wasn't what you asked for. You wouldn't keep going, and you certainly wouldn't rave about your collaboration with them.
Always hilarious to see ppl realize that even the most benign piece of media is the outcome of many many hours work and decision making, and slopping loads of shit together with no direction somehow doesn't quite feel the same - probably spent more on this than a normal ad
December 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Imagine giving a script to an actual film crew and having them repeatedly come back with footage that wasn't what you asked for. You wouldn't keep going, and you certainly wouldn't rave about your collaboration with them.