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@dookofurl.bsky.social
Lost my mind, but found another
He/him/they, don’t tell my mother
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:readmnpgwza7ux3ui3e77zib/feed/aaalrl4q6i66k
He/him/they, don’t tell my mother
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@dookofurl.bsky.social
· Apr 2
if i die in london, send me to france
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance
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My phone took about 100 pictures of my bag so it must be suspicious lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My phone took about 100 pictures of my bag so it must be suspicious lol
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UNBAN ME FROM TWITTER YOU COWARDS
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
UNBAN ME FROM TWITTER YOU COWARDS
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The jig is up.
The frozen, fully cooked back-up thanksgiving meal I purchased from QVC when Chad announced he was going to do the ENTIRE THANKSGIVING arrived yesterday and it was too heavy for me to get into the house by myself.
The frozen, fully cooked back-up thanksgiving meal I purchased from QVC when Chad announced he was going to do the ENTIRE THANKSGIVING arrived yesterday and it was too heavy for me to get into the house by myself.
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The jig is up.
The frozen, fully cooked back-up thanksgiving meal I purchased from QVC when Chad announced he was going to do the ENTIRE THANKSGIVING arrived yesterday and it was too heavy for me to get into the house by myself.
The frozen, fully cooked back-up thanksgiving meal I purchased from QVC when Chad announced he was going to do the ENTIRE THANKSGIVING arrived yesterday and it was too heavy for me to get into the house by myself.
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You got shit on your face, you big shit face
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You got shit on your face, you big shit face
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Niggas be showing toes and the whole time their toenails be lookin like toasted almonds.
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Niggas be showing toes and the whole time their toenails be lookin like toasted almonds.
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GUESS WHO'S GONE YALL!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(He got fired/lowkey quit) CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
(He got fired/lowkey quit) CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
GUESS WHO'S GONE YALL!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(He got fired/lowkey quit) CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
(He got fired/lowkey quit) CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Treating myself to my favorite restaurant
(eating a glazed chicken and brown rice Lean Cuisine at the bathroom counter)
(eating a glazed chicken and brown rice Lean Cuisine at the bathroom counter)
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Treating myself to my favorite restaurant
(eating a glazed chicken and brown rice Lean Cuisine at the bathroom counter)
(eating a glazed chicken and brown rice Lean Cuisine at the bathroom counter)
that reply guy bot was annoying
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
that reply guy bot was annoying
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Ill buy you a burger if you slap my tits and make them clack like a newton cradle
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ill buy you a burger if you slap my tits and make them clack like a newton cradle
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Throwback to my days as a sexy librarian 🩷
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Throwback to my days as a sexy librarian 🩷
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get honk-shook’d motherfucker
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
get honk-shook’d motherfucker
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Olivia Nuzzi is a bad writer, and I am entirely unimpressed with her sexual roster. It sits perfectly fine within my personal ethos to slut-shame anyone who chooses to lay with the detestable. Fucking the cretinous or having biblical knowledge of the contemptible is simply a bad use of a good time.
Anti-vaxxers exposing Hays Code ass diseases to the general public is antisocial behavior that at one point would have required compulsory isolation and social exile. Instead, the Raw Milk Typhoid Mary community is allowed to continue their dunderheaded agenda unabated. Unsettles my spirit.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Olivia Nuzzi is a bad writer, and I am entirely unimpressed with her sexual roster. It sits perfectly fine within my personal ethos to slut-shame anyone who chooses to lay with the detestable. Fucking the cretinous or having biblical knowledge of the contemptible is simply a bad use of a good time.
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everybody got that one toenail 🤣😅
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
everybody got that one toenail 🤣😅
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roses are red
ice comes in cubes;
put the confetti away &
ice comes in cubes;
put the confetti away &
stop celebrating my pubes
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
roses are red
ice comes in cubes;
put the confetti away &
ice comes in cubes;
put the confetti away &
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if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
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This is very cool, and not photoshopped.
Skydiver Caught Transiting The Sun in 'Preposterous (But Real)' Photograph
The fall of Icarus.
www.yahoo.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is very cool, and not photoshopped.
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Food me cereal so I know it’s true
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Food me cereal so I know it’s true
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If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
it is a CANDY DISH, ned! ninety dollars!
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
it is a CANDY DISH, ned! ninety dollars!
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Bluesky, where the famous dudes crash out
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Bluesky, where the famous dudes crash out
honk shoo: the legend continues
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
honk shoo: the legend continues
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Smoky was the name of the guy the bear ate. The hat was just a good fit so he kept it
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Smoky was the name of the guy the bear ate. The hat was just a good fit so he kept it
i, for one, hope that keith olbermann continues to post thru it
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i, for one, hope that keith olbermann continues to post thru it