Chris Kluwe
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social
Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com
Pinned
Chris Kluwe
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social
· Aug 25
Hey everyone, you’ve been asking me to run for office for a while, so guess what?
I’m running for California State Assembly!
Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.
I’m running for California State Assembly!
Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
Spending 41 minutes deliberating and then deciding to kill two men clinging to the debris of their boat is nothing more or less than premeditated murder.
There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it.
It was cold-blooded murder.
There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it.
It was cold-blooded murder.
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Spending 41 minutes deliberating and then deciding to kill two men clinging to the debris of their boat is nothing more or less than premeditated murder.
There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it.
It was cold-blooded murder.
There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it.
It was cold-blooded murder.
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
terribleminds.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
WE ARE NOT AT WAR
DRUG SMUGGLING IS NOT "NARCOTERRORISM"
can you all PLEASE stop rebutting excuses that depend on accepting GOP lies
the victims were not "in the fight," they were illegally attacked
the legal action would have been interdiction
DRUG SMUGGLING IS NOT "NARCOTERRORISM"
can you all PLEASE stop rebutting excuses that depend on accepting GOP lies
the victims were not "in the fight," they were illegally attacked
the legal action would have been interdiction
Hegseth's "fog of war" claim is nonsense, if this account of what video shows is correct: The two men obviously were visible.
Tom Cotton's claims also in doubt: Rep Smith says drugs not visible. The decision that the men were still in the fight looks very shaky:
newrepublic.com/article/2039...
Tom Cotton's claims also in doubt: Rep Smith says drugs not visible. The decision that the men were still in the fight looks very shaky:
newrepublic.com/article/2039...
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
WE ARE NOT AT WAR
DRUG SMUGGLING IS NOT "NARCOTERRORISM"
can you all PLEASE stop rebutting excuses that depend on accepting GOP lies
the victims were not "in the fight," they were illegally attacked
the legal action would have been interdiction
DRUG SMUGGLING IS NOT "NARCOTERRORISM"
can you all PLEASE stop rebutting excuses that depend on accepting GOP lies
the victims were not "in the fight," they were illegally attacked
the legal action would have been interdiction
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
Where’s the CBS News town hall focused on the Democrats assassinated in Minnesota?
Bari Weiss has a CBS town hall set with Erika Kirk, widow of Charlie Kirk.
If you want to attend, you're asked a series of questions on an online form.
The first question is: “Do you consider yourself a conservative? If so, why?”
Via Jeremy Barr
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/d...
If you want to attend, you're asked a series of questions on an online form.
The first question is: “Do you consider yourself a conservative? If so, why?”
Via Jeremy Barr
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/d...
Bari Weiss to moderate CBS News town hall with Charlie Kirk’s widow Erika Kirk
Exclusive: event, scheduled to air on 13 December, will focus on ‘grief, faith, politics, and more’, according to internal files
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Where’s the CBS News town hall focused on the Democrats assassinated in Minnesota?
THE MAN LITERALLY ACCEPTED A SOLID GOLD BAR TO DROP TARIFFS ON SWITZERLAND I FEEL LIKE I AM LOSING MY MIND AGHHHHHHHH
It's an incredible grift, that people think "he can't be bought" lmfao
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
THE MAN LITERALLY ACCEPTED A SOLID GOLD BAR TO DROP TARIFFS ON SWITZERLAND I FEEL LIKE I AM LOSING MY MIND AGHHHHHHHH
Got my first Trump supporter during call-time today and my god have those peoples’ brains been pickled by right wing media.
I can’t decide if my favorite was “Trump loves America so much” or “Trump is so great because he can’t be bought”
I can’t decide if my favorite was “Trump loves America so much” or “Trump is so great because he can’t be bought”
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Got my first Trump supporter during call-time today and my god have those peoples’ brains been pickled by right wing media.
I can’t decide if my favorite was “Trump loves America so much” or “Trump is so great because he can’t be bought”
I can’t decide if my favorite was “Trump loves America so much” or “Trump is so great because he can’t be bought”
Hey, just a reminder that I'm gonna be at this event with Dave Min on Saturday! Hope to see you there!
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hey, just a reminder that I'm gonna be at this event with Dave Min on Saturday! Hope to see you there!
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
it's wild how the positive use cases are like "save 5 minutes reading a long doc" and "write a generic email faster" and the negative use cases are "get encouraged to dive deeper in psychosis, misogyny, or suicidal thoughts" and we're still on the fence about overall value
New from 404 Media: ChatGPT told a violent stalker to continue running his misogynistic and threat-filled podcast despite the “haters,” and to visit more gyms to find women. The man stalked women in multiple states, including touching and following from work
www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
ChatGPT Told a Violent Stalker to Embrace the 'Haters,' Indictment Says
A newly filed indictment claims a wannabe influencer used ChatGPT as his "therapist" and "best friend" in his pursuit of the "wife type," while harassing women so aggressively they had to miss work a...
www.404media.co
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
it's wild how the positive use cases are like "save 5 minutes reading a long doc" and "write a generic email faster" and the negative use cases are "get encouraged to dive deeper in psychosis, misogyny, or suicidal thoughts" and we're still on the fence about overall value
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
Are we in a game of chicken to see how far a handful of freaks can push things until we bring back consequences and / or guillotines? How have we hyper-normalized them saying this shit out loud in public?
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Are we in a game of chicken to see how far a handful of freaks can push things until we bring back consequences and / or guillotines? How have we hyper-normalized them saying this shit out loud in public?
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
Huntington Beach names new mayor, but ‘Judas kiss’ allegations fuel pro tem fury
www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...
www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...
Huntington Beach names new mayor, but 'Judas kiss' allegations fuel pro tem fury
Council members voted Tuesday to bypass Chad Williams as the new mayor pro tem in favor of Butch Twining, despite opposition from a pro-Williams crowd and the city's own protocol.
www.latimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Huntington Beach names new mayor, but ‘Judas kiss’ allegations fuel pro tem fury
www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...
www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...
Get Out, directed by Jordan Peele, 2017
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Get Out, directed by Jordan Peele, 2017
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
me - “Ugh, stomach feels gross today”
ALSO me - “…this week old lasagna will fix me”
ALSO me - “…this week old lasagna will fix me”
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
me - “Ugh, stomach feels gross today”
ALSO me - “…this week old lasagna will fix me”
ALSO me - “…this week old lasagna will fix me”
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
This Day in Labor History: December 2, 1984. A gas leak in a Union Carbide chemical plant in Bhopal, India killed somewhere between 3787 and 16,000 people. Let's talk about probably the worst industrial disaster in history and how U.S. companies can murder with impunity, then and now!
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This Day in Labor History: December 2, 1984. A gas leak in a Union Carbide chemical plant in Bhopal, India killed somewhere between 3787 and 16,000 people. Let's talk about probably the worst industrial disaster in history and how U.S. companies can murder with impunity, then and now!
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
Specifically at 25555 Alicia Pkwy, Laguna Hills, CA 92653 - have to make a pretty important medical appointment for my mom so afraid we couldn’t stop to take pictures
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Specifically at 25555 Alicia Pkwy, Laguna Hills, CA 92653 - have to make a pretty important medical appointment for my mom so afraid we couldn’t stop to take pictures
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
Just saw Ice detaining people at the Laguna Hills Community Center in Laguna Hills - spread the word in the Orange County community.
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Just saw Ice detaining people at the Laguna Hills Community Center in Laguna Hills - spread the word in the Orange County community.
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
Why can't the right win without gerrymandering?
Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them?
Why can't the right mind their own business?
Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?
Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them?
Why can't the right mind their own business?
Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Why can't the right win without gerrymandering?
Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them?
Why can't the right mind their own business?
Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?
Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them?
Why can't the right mind their own business?
Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?
STOP LUNGING AT THE BALL WHEN YOU KICK FIELD GOALS ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL CHALLENGE DIFFICULTY IMPOSSIBLE
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
STOP LUNGING AT THE BALL WHEN YOU KICK FIELD GOALS ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL CHALLENGE DIFFICULTY IMPOSSIBLE
After watching the film, there are two main problems here.
The first is his approach - you need to cover half the distance to the ball after your jab step so that way your body weight is forward through the motion and you aren’t lunging at the plant spot.
The first is his approach - you need to cover half the distance to the ball after your jab step so that way your body weight is forward through the motion and you aren’t lunging at the plant spot.
Ok @chriswarcraft.bsky.social what went wrong here 🤣🤣
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
After watching the film, there are two main problems here.
The first is his approach - you need to cover half the distance to the ball after your jab step so that way your body weight is forward through the motion and you aren’t lunging at the plant spot.
The first is his approach - you need to cover half the distance to the ball after your jab step so that way your body weight is forward through the motion and you aren’t lunging at the plant spot.
Haha yup, I’ve done it myself multiple times. Almost always it’s a result of lunging into the kick, which causes your kicking leg to lag behind your body, which means you’re gonna hit the ground first because that’s how physics works.
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social - have you ever seen a kicker get all turf before getting close to the ball?
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Haha yup, I’ve done it myself multiple times. Almost always it’s a result of lunging into the kick, which causes your kicking leg to lag behind your body, which means you’re gonna hit the ground first because that’s how physics works.
I played in the NFL, which, I promise you, has access to healthcare strategies that the average person just doesn’t have, and where cost really isn’t an issue.
You don’t do MRIs on a whim.
You don’t do MRIs on a whim.
I agree it’s a bit unusual. But I would think the president has access to healthcare strategies that the average person just doesn’t have and the cost isn’t really an issue.
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I played in the NFL, which, I promise you, has access to healthcare strategies that the average person just doesn’t have, and where cost really isn’t an issue.
You don’t do MRIs on a whim.
You don’t do MRIs on a whim.
As someone who has had multiple MRIs, competent doctors don’t send you in for an MRI like it’s a blood pressure test.
These are very expensive magnet machines! Spinning one up is expensive! They have a reason for sending you there! Nothing this administration says is true!
These are very expensive magnet machines! Spinning one up is expensive! They have a reason for sending you there! Nothing this administration says is true!
A million Trump crypto fun bucks says there's more scans they aren't releasing. Unflattering ones.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Donald Trump's MRI test results released by White House doctor
The release comes as Democrats have been pushing to see the results amid concerns about Trump's age.
www.bbc.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
As someone who has had multiple MRIs, competent doctors don’t send you in for an MRI like it’s a blood pressure test.
These are very expensive magnet machines! Spinning one up is expensive! They have a reason for sending you there! Nothing this administration says is true!
These are very expensive magnet machines! Spinning one up is expensive! They have a reason for sending you there! Nothing this administration says is true!
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
Incredibly random, but do I know anyone who can put me in touch with Del The Funky Homosapien?
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Incredibly random, but do I know anyone who can put me in touch with Del The Funky Homosapien?
In the immortal words of the great 21st century poet Ludacris:
“Move, bitch (gender neutral), get out the way,
Get out the way, bitch (gender neutral), get out the way”
“Move, bitch (gender neutral), get out the way,
Get out the way, bitch (gender neutral), get out the way”
For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do.
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
In the immortal words of the great 21st century poet Ludacris:
“Move, bitch (gender neutral), get out the way,
Get out the way, bitch (gender neutral), get out the way”
“Move, bitch (gender neutral), get out the way,
Get out the way, bitch (gender neutral), get out the way”