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Chris Kluwe

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social

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Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · Aug 25

Hey everyone, you’ve been asking me to run for office for a while, so guess what?

I’m running for California State Assembly!

Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

The music was as bad as the shoulderpads and I will die on this hill

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah, they’ve definitely updated their catalogue, but I remember playing ping pong at my friend’s house as a kid with K-EARTH on the radio and the Beatles’ stuff was the most modern thing they played, the vast majority was Motown and older

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

I got nothing, man. Corporate rock?

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

Umm, this is BlueSky, I’m banned from Shitter

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

Oooooof, yeah Generals was not a great addition to the franchise

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

I had that game too! It also sucked real bad!

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 8h

Wait one damn minute‼️

I know Lisa Murkowski isn’t up on her high horse talking about the lack of trust between Republicans and Democrats after she cast the deciding “Yes” on the so-called One Big Beautiful Bill and slipped in backroom deals for Alaska.

She’s part of the problem & needs to own it!

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

Do my best!

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

Welcome to K-EARTH ONE OOOOOOOOOOH ONNNNNNNNNNE!

(circa the late 80’s early 90’s)

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

Fuck yooooouuuuuuuuuu, Turbo Tunnel

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

Oh it absolutely is, and we saw the precursor to it during Gamergate. This new iteration is gonna be even worse.

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

As so many racing games do. What I wouldn’t give for a modern remake of Rock and Roll Racing or a new Burnout

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

We are trapped in a forever past masquerading as the present

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

It did. Trying to control the car/truck was an exercise in frustration with the D-pad

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

My dad did the same with Wayne Gretzky’s Hockey and it was hot garbage, though to be fair, most NES games were hot garbage

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

I remember those! They had like mini ice cream bars (compared to the Haagen Dazs ones) but they were so much better!

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

Super Off-Road was a lot of fun. Frustrating, but fun

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

Exactly! There’s oldies, which is 40’s through the Beatles, there’s classic rock, which is 60’s through the late 70’s, there’s whatever the fuck was going on during the 80’s, and then there’s modern rock which is grunge rock into the present and I’m not old, dammit!

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

Stay away from first floor balconies and elevators, Sammie

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

Yuuuuuuup

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

Ask them how they feel about RatM!

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

……..why am I driving as Shrek?

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 9h

The official government account for DHS appears to be run by far-right trolls deliberately trying to provoke a response by using a term openly associated with ethnic cleansing. They will attack anyone who points this out and express faux outrage at the suggestion. They know what they are doing.

Remigration Wikipedia Page.

Not to be confused with Return migration.
Remigration is an originally European far-right proposal of ethnic cleansing via the mass deportation of non-white immigrants and their descendants, sometimes including those born in Europe, to their place of racial ancestry.
It is popular especially within the Identitarian movement. Some proponents of remigration suggest excluding some persons with non-European background from such a mass deportation, based on a varyingly defined degree of assimilation into European culture.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

Bill Elliott’s NASCAR Challenge for the NES which is where I internalized the idea that not all video games were worth buying, and became much more discerning on what games I asked my parents to buy me going forward

The game sucked! It sucked real bad!

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