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JonZoidberg
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#Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner. Blue crab of the resistance! Trans rights are human rights.🏳️‍⚧️ Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · Nov 20
Doing my part to BlueSky one Alt Text at a time. It's not hard to do and it shows you believe in inclusivity. Go into your settings and check the box so you are reminded when posting pictures to add alt text.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 23m
Our presidents used to have class. The current slime in the oval can't say anything good about his predecessor. He's even inflicted pain, suffering, and death to deny others a win.

Just a piece of shit that keeps on shitting.

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‘I commend President Trump’: Biden, Harris and Clinton praise Gaza peace deal
President Donald Trump has garnered praise from former White House leaders — including longtime critics and rivals — for brokering a landmark peace agreement in Gaza.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1h
Party of small government seeks to deport people who enjoyed their First Amendment rights.

Fucking Nazis.

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Rubio Starts Revoking Visas for Those Celebrating Charlie Kirk’s Killing: ‘Prepare to Be Deported’
The MAGA movement is not stopping at having people who criticize the slain Turning Point USA founder fired from their jobs
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · Nov 20
Doing my part to BlueSky one Alt Text at a time. It's not hard to do and it shows you believe in inclusivity. Go into your settings and check the box so you are reminded when posting pictures to add alt text.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 5h
The value of the Presidential Medal of Freedom hit rock bottom when Limbaugh got it.

Now we dig.

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Trump to award Charlie Kirk top honour amid crackdown on left-wing groups
U.S. President Donald Trump is set to award the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation’s highest civilian honour, to slain conservative activist Charlie Kirk at a White House ceremony on Tuesday.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 5h
Not content with blowing up boats, Trump is rescinding visas of Mexican officials in the name of narco terrorism.

The real terrorists are in the White House.

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US repeals visas of over 50 Mexican politicians in new drug war crackdown
The US administration has revoked the visas of over 5o Mexican government officials in the midst of a crackdown on drug cartels. As reported by Reuters, the recent movie is part of the Trump...
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 5h
Fresh off not winning the Nobel Peace Prize, Trump decides to blow up another boat and call it narco terrorism.

Why Venezuela hasn't declared war on us, I don't know.

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US strikes another boat accused of carrying drugs in waters off Venezuela, killing 6, Trump says
President Donald Trump says the U.S. has struck another boat accused of carrying drugs in the waters off Venezuela.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 8h
You think that 4 years later, they might have figured it out?
PragerU @prageru Young people are enamored with "anti-racist" rhetoric because they think they are fighting racist systems in America. The TRUTH is they are fighting America itself and the very values the country was founded on. 9:03 AM Jul 11, 2021
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 8h
Former Russian president Medvedev implies that supplying Tomahawks to Ukraine will result in a nuclear response.

I'd bet everything that I own that nothing in their shitty arsenal will still go boom, except by accident.

Paper tiger is tearing at the seams.

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Supplying U.S. Tomahawks to Ukraine could end badly for all, Russia's Medvedev says | CBC News
Former Russian president Dmitry Medvedev said on Monday that supplying U.S. Tomahawk missiles to Ukraine could end badly for everyone, especially U.S. President Donald Trump.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 8h
Arsonist at Governor Shapiro's house pleads guilty, gets 25-50 years, now shortlisted for a pardon and cabinet appointment.

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Pennsylvania man pleads guilty in arson attack at governor’s mansion while Shapiro’s family slept
A man who scaled a security fence in the middle of the night and set fire to the Pennsylvania governor’s mansion has pleaded guilty to attempted murder and other charges.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 8h
The Supreme Court denies Alex Jones' appeal, leaving Infowars open to being taken over by The Onion as he pays for his endless lies and defamation.

Finally, some good fucking news.

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Supreme Court turns away Alex Jones' attempt to block $1.5B defamation judgment
The conspiracy theorist had asked the justices to immediately intervene, warning that the ownership of his Infowars website could be transferred to the satirical news site The Onion.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 11h
Mitt Romney's sister-in-law has died following an apparent fall from a parking garage.

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Mitt Romney's sister-in-law found dead in Southern California, officials say
Former United States Senator Mitt Romney's sister-in-law Carrie Romney was found dead next to a parking garage in a suburb north of Los Angeles, according to officials.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 11h
Secretary of War Pete Kegsbreath: "No fatties!"

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Overweight Texas National Guard troops sent home
After an uproar on social media over photos of Texas National Guard deployed to Illinois appearing to be overweight, some of them have been sent back home.A spo
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 11h
Not even Newsmax will sign The Pentagon's "Death of a free press" directive.

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Media Outlets, Ranging From The Atlantic To Newsmax, Refuse To Sign New Pentagon Press Policy
The Atlantic, CNN and Newsmax are among the organizations refusing to sign the policy with its new restrictions.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 11h
I'm not that lucky, but hopefully this is the last we see of Certified Piece of Shit Dr. Phil.

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Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report
Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 11h
Why doesn't 'Ol Turkey neck like this picture?
A time magazine cover featuring Donald Trump photographed at an upward angle, highlighting his neck flaps
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 19h
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day!
Picture of homer Simpson scrunching up his face. Captioned:How hard i pronounce tne F in fuck Christopher Columbus when someone says it's Columbus Day
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 20h
Stop threatening me with a good time, John!
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... '
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 21h
I defy anyone to name anything that's gotten cheaper since these fuckwads took over.

The only thing is probably eggs, and they haven't gone down much since they resolved that bird flu outbreak and killed chickens en masse.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d
Remember when Joe Biden was president and he forced a sovereign nation to sell a lucrative app to America in the name of enriching himself and his buddies, er, I mean, national security, and then he put his know-nothing 19-year-old son on the board?

Yeah, me fucking neither.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d
Remember when Congress grilled Hillary for hours and instead of providing answers or any mitigating data, she just showed up with a binder full of opposition research and personal attack vectors?

Yeah, me fucking neither.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d
I wonder how much time Trump begged Netanyahu to give him to take credit for everything before the killing started up again. 24 hours? 48?
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d
All I know is if Biden made posts on social media forgetting that he was president on important dates, there would be a loud, unceasing national conversation about his removal.

But it's just the daily senile rant from a demented old fool.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d
Bibi already has an excuse lined up to break the cease fire.

We won't be waiting long.

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All 20 surviving hostages freed by Hamas under Gaza peace deal
The hostage release started shortly before President Trump landed in Israel.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d
Good on MIT for rejecting outright extortion.

If you've paid a moment's notice for the last 9 months, capitulating doesn't save you. Resist or die.

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MIT is first school to reject Trump administration's agenda in exchange for funding benefits
"With respect, we cannot support the proposed approach to addressing the issues facing higher education,” the Massachusetts Institute of Technology president wrote in a letter.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 2d
This is up there with accusing Obama with mishandling 9/11.

Is he hoping his supporters are so dumb they forget he was still president on Jan 6? Or is he that dumb?

Both. Both is good.
Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump 10h THE BIDEN FBI PLACED 274 AGENTS INTO THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6. If this is so, which it is, a lot of very good people will be owed big apologies. What a SCAM - DO SOMETHING!!! President DJT
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