JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
#Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner.
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
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JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
· Nov 20
a cartoon character stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
Alt: a cartoon character, John Zoidberg from Futurama,stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
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As you go about navigating this holiday season, please remember that Donald Trump rapes children and his ship of fools are covering it up.
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 AM
As you go about navigating this holiday season, please remember that Donald Trump rapes children and his ship of fools are covering it up.
I can't wait to see him tried in the Hague.
Among others.
Among others.
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I can't wait to see him tried in the Hague.
Among others.
Among others.
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Doing my part to BlueSky one Alt Text at a time. It's not hard to do and it shows you believe in inclusivity. Go into your settings and check the box so you are reminded when posting pictures to add alt text.
a cartoon character stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
Alt: a cartoon character, John Zoidberg from Futurama,stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Doing my part to BlueSky one Alt Text at a time. It's not hard to do and it shows you believe in inclusivity. Go into your settings and check the box so you are reminded when posting pictures to add alt text.
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Fucking seriously, we are blowing up fishing boats because they might contain drugs but we are pardoning the proven kingpins?
The Democrats cannot miss the opportunity to capitalize on this.
apnews.com/article/trum...
The Democrats cannot miss the opportunity to capitalize on this.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump says he plans to pardon former Honduran President Hernandez for 2024 drug trafficking sentence
President Donald Trump said Friday that he will be pardoning former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez, who in 2024 was convicted for drug trafficking and weapons charges and sentenced to 45 ye...
apnews.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Fucking seriously, we are blowing up fishing boats because they might contain drugs but we are pardoning the proven kingpins?
The Democrats cannot miss the opportunity to capitalize on this.
apnews.com/article/trum...
The Democrats cannot miss the opportunity to capitalize on this.
apnews.com/article/trum...
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Trump's trade war with the world costs Texans 1700 jobs at Tyson Foods.
Texans will learn nothing from this.
www.kcbd.com/2025/11/21/t...
Texans will learn nothing from this.
www.kcbd.com/2025/11/21/t...
Tyson Foods Amarillo location notifies workers of mass layoffs
The Tyson Foods Amarillo location notified workers today of mass layoffs.
www.kcbd.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Trump's trade war with the world costs Texans 1700 jobs at Tyson Foods.
Texans will learn nothing from this.
www.kcbd.com/2025/11/21/t...
Texans will learn nothing from this.
www.kcbd.com/2025/11/21/t...
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Trump says he will inaugurate an incredible precedent to invalidate most everything he's done when he's gone.
Fantastic.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-c...
Fantastic.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-c...
Trump says he's canceling all Biden orders that were signed using an autopen
"Any document signed" by Biden with an autopen "is hereby terminated," President Trump said.
www.cbsnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Trump says he will inaugurate an incredible precedent to invalidate most everything he's done when he's gone.
Fantastic.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-c...
Fantastic.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-c...
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After Dementia Donny called Tim Walz "seriously retarded," Walz has called for Trump's MRI results.
Release the files! All of them!
www.newsweek.com/tim-walz-res...
Release the files! All of them!
www.newsweek.com/tim-walz-res...
Tim Walz responds to Donald Trump calling him ‘seriously retarded’
The president made the remarks about the Minnesota governor in a lengthy anti-immigration Truth Social post on Thursday night.
www.newsweek.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
After Dementia Donny called Tim Walz "seriously retarded," Walz has called for Trump's MRI results.
Release the files! All of them!
www.newsweek.com/tim-walz-res...
Release the files! All of them!
www.newsweek.com/tim-walz-res...
Reposted by JonZoidberg
How it's going, and how it started.
There's always a tweet.
There's always a tweet.
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
How it's going, and how it started.
There's always a tweet.
There's always a tweet.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
The worst AG in America is suing over a law saying groups who assist the unhoused with state funds cannot proselytize to them.
Keep your church out of my government and go back to cheating on your wife, hypocrite.
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/24/t...
Keep your church out of my government and go back to cheating on your wife, hypocrite.
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/24/t...
Paxton sues housing department over religious discrimination
Paxton, who is running to unseat fellow Republican John Cornyn in the U.S. Senate, has vowed to strike down Texas laws that “undermine religious liberty.”
www.texastribune.org
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The worst AG in America is suing over a law saying groups who assist the unhoused with state funds cannot proselytize to them.
Keep your church out of my government and go back to cheating on your wife, hypocrite.
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/24/t...
Keep your church out of my government and go back to cheating on your wife, hypocrite.
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/24/t...
Fucking seriously, we are blowing up fishing boats because they might contain drugs but we are pardoning the proven kingpins?
The Democrats cannot miss the opportunity to capitalize on this.
apnews.com/article/trum...
The Democrats cannot miss the opportunity to capitalize on this.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump says he plans to pardon former Honduran President Hernandez for 2024 drug trafficking sentence
President Donald Trump said Friday that he will be pardoning former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez, who in 2024 was convicted for drug trafficking and weapons charges and sentenced to 45 ye...
apnews.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Fucking seriously, we are blowing up fishing boats because they might contain drugs but we are pardoning the proven kingpins?
The Democrats cannot miss the opportunity to capitalize on this.
apnews.com/article/trum...
The Democrats cannot miss the opportunity to capitalize on this.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump's trade war with the world costs Texans 1700 jobs at Tyson Foods.
Texans will learn nothing from this.
www.kcbd.com/2025/11/21/t...
Texans will learn nothing from this.
www.kcbd.com/2025/11/21/t...
Tyson Foods Amarillo location notifies workers of mass layoffs
The Tyson Foods Amarillo location notified workers today of mass layoffs.
www.kcbd.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Trump's trade war with the world costs Texans 1700 jobs at Tyson Foods.
Texans will learn nothing from this.
www.kcbd.com/2025/11/21/t...
Texans will learn nothing from this.
www.kcbd.com/2025/11/21/t...
Trump says he will inaugurate an incredible precedent to invalidate most everything he's done when he's gone.
Fantastic.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-c...
Fantastic.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-c...
Trump says he's canceling all Biden orders that were signed using an autopen
"Any document signed" by Biden with an autopen "is hereby terminated," President Trump said.
www.cbsnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Trump says he will inaugurate an incredible precedent to invalidate most everything he's done when he's gone.
Fantastic.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-c...
Fantastic.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-c...
After Dementia Donny called Tim Walz "seriously retarded," Walz has called for Trump's MRI results.
Release the files! All of them!
www.newsweek.com/tim-walz-res...
Release the files! All of them!
www.newsweek.com/tim-walz-res...
Tim Walz responds to Donald Trump calling him ‘seriously retarded’
The president made the remarks about the Minnesota governor in a lengthy anti-immigration Truth Social post on Thursday night.
www.newsweek.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
After Dementia Donny called Tim Walz "seriously retarded," Walz has called for Trump's MRI results.
Release the files! All of them!
www.newsweek.com/tim-walz-res...
Release the files! All of them!
www.newsweek.com/tim-walz-res...
How it's going, and how it started.
There's always a tweet.
There's always a tweet.
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
How it's going, and how it started.
There's always a tweet.
There's always a tweet.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Bondi decided to go with the deflection of "we can't release all the files because of our sham investigation."
Pathetic.
Bondi needs to remember that while Nixon didn't go to jail, his AG sure as fuck did.
Pathetic.
Bondi needs to remember that while Nixon didn't go to jail, his AG sure as fuck did.
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Bondi decided to go with the deflection of "we can't release all the files because of our sham investigation."
Pathetic.
Bondi needs to remember that while Nixon didn't go to jail, his AG sure as fuck did.
Pathetic.
Bondi needs to remember that while Nixon didn't go to jail, his AG sure as fuck did.
The worst AG in America is suing over a law saying groups who assist the unhoused with state funds cannot proselytize to them.
Keep your church out of my government and go back to cheating on your wife, hypocrite.
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/24/t...
Keep your church out of my government and go back to cheating on your wife, hypocrite.
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/24/t...
Paxton sues housing department over religious discrimination
Paxton, who is running to unseat fellow Republican John Cornyn in the U.S. Senate, has vowed to strike down Texas laws that “undermine religious liberty.”
www.texastribune.org
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The worst AG in America is suing over a law saying groups who assist the unhoused with state funds cannot proselytize to them.
Keep your church out of my government and go back to cheating on your wife, hypocrite.
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/24/t...
Keep your church out of my government and go back to cheating on your wife, hypocrite.
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/24/t...
Happy Thanksgiving, BlueSky!
I hope your day is spent with those who respect your autonomy and accept you for you.
If not, it's never too late to start finding that group.
I hope your day is spent with those who respect your autonomy and accept you for you.
If not, it's never too late to start finding that group.
a turkey is standing in a grassy field with other birds .
Alt: a turkey waddles through a yard with other birds
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, BlueSky!
I hope your day is spent with those who respect your autonomy and accept you for you.
If not, it's never too late to start finding that group.
I hope your day is spent with those who respect your autonomy and accept you for you.
If not, it's never too late to start finding that group.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Splitting hairs over pedophilia, hebophilia, and ephebophilia is a waste of time and air.
You want to rape those who can't consent. Society requires you to be separate from it.
You want to rape those who can't consent. Society requires you to be separate from it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Splitting hairs over pedophilia, hebophilia, and ephebophilia is a waste of time and air.
You want to rape those who can't consent. Society requires you to be separate from it.
You want to rape those who can't consent. Society requires you to be separate from it.
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Jesus Fucking Christ.
The answer is ALWAYS more guns. More goons.
Fuck this idiot.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...
The answer is ALWAYS more guns. More goons.
Fuck this idiot.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...
Trump administration sending 500 more National Guard troops to D.C. after shooting, Hegseth says
The Trump administration plans to deploy another 500 members of the National Guard to the streets of Washington, D.C., Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced, hours after two service members were sh...
www.cbsnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Jesus Fucking Christ.
The answer is ALWAYS more guns. More goons.
Fuck this idiot.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...
The answer is ALWAYS more guns. More goons.
Fuck this idiot.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...
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An appeals court upholds that the world's biggest titty baby can't sue Hillary for rigging an election he won and says he has to pay her instead.
You tired of losing yet?
lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
You tired of losing yet?
lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
Appeals court savages and dashes Trump's RICO lawsuit against Hillary Clinton
"Trump’s attorneys filed the amended complaint in bad faith," the opinion reads. "Trump’s attorneys give us no reason to conclude the district court clearly erred in that finding."
lawandcrime.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
An appeals court upholds that the world's biggest titty baby can't sue Hillary for rigging an election he won and says he has to pay her instead.
You tired of losing yet?
lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
You tired of losing yet?
lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
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After a judge ordered the flights stopped, Cosplay Noem ordered the flight to leave for CECOT, violating everyone's civil rights and a court order.
Every state that had deportees on that flight needs to be ready to file state charges as soon as the regime is toppled.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/kri...
Every state that had deportees on that flight needs to be ready to file state charges as soon as the regime is toppled.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/kri...
Kristi Noem directed Venezuelans to be sent to El Salvador after federal judge ordered deportation planes turned around: DOJ
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem directed that hundreds of Venezuelan men who were removed from the U.S. in March be transferred to El Salvador, according to a new court filing.
abcnews.go.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
After a judge ordered the flights stopped, Cosplay Noem ordered the flight to leave for CECOT, violating everyone's civil rights and a court order.
Every state that had deportees on that flight needs to be ready to file state charges as soon as the regime is toppled.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/kri...
Every state that had deportees on that flight needs to be ready to file state charges as soon as the regime is toppled.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/kri...
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Here comes the next high profile example of hypocrisy from the regime.
Propaganda Barbie's relative is in ICE custody and facing deportation. Will she be spared or will we make America great again?
I know where my money is.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
Propaganda Barbie's relative is in ICE custody and facing deportation. Will she be spared or will we make America great again?
I know where my money is.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt's relative detained by ICE
The mother of Leavitt's nephew is subject to deportation, sources said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Here comes the next high profile example of hypocrisy from the regime.
Propaganda Barbie's relative is in ICE custody and facing deportation. Will she be spared or will we make America great again?
I know where my money is.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
Propaganda Barbie's relative is in ICE custody and facing deportation. Will she be spared or will we make America great again?
I know where my money is.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Trump can't even make D.C. safe with his quasi-military occupation.
It's time for common sense gun control. And a regime change.
apnews.com/article/nati...
It's time for common sense gun control. And a regime change.
apnews.com/article/nati...
Two West Virginia National Guard members shot in DC have died, the state's governor says
Two West Virginia National Guard members shot Wednesday near the White House have died, the state’s governor said.
apnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Trump can't even make D.C. safe with his quasi-military occupation.
It's time for common sense gun control. And a regime change.
apnews.com/article/nati...
It's time for common sense gun control. And a regime change.
apnews.com/article/nati...
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Wanna know why nobody has ever used the terms "1X-year-old man" or "underage man" before?
Because we haven't gotten to that flavor of pedophilia apologist yet. And because Republicans hate women.
Because we haven't gotten to that flavor of pedophilia apologist yet. And because Republicans hate women.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Wanna know why nobody has ever used the terms "1X-year-old man" or "underage man" before?
Because we haven't gotten to that flavor of pedophilia apologist yet. And because Republicans hate women.
Because we haven't gotten to that flavor of pedophilia apologist yet. And because Republicans hate women.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
So exactly what the fuck was the shutdown about then? The arsonist wanted to take credit for fighting another fire he started?
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Trump to announce extension of ACA tax credits for two years
President Donald Trump planning intervention to stop expiration of Obamacare subsidies sending insurance premiums skyrocketing for millions of Americans
www.the-independent.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
So exactly what the fuck was the shutdown about then? The arsonist wanted to take credit for fighting another fire he started?
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...