JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
#Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner.
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
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JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
· Nov 20
a cartoon character stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
Alt: a cartoon character, John Zoidberg from Futurama,stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
media.tenor.com
Doing my part to BlueSky one Alt Text at a time. It's not hard to do and it shows you believe in inclusivity. Go into your settings and check the box so you are reminded when posting pictures to add alt text.
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Doing my part to BlueSky one Alt Text at a time. It's not hard to do and it shows you believe in inclusivity. Go into your settings and check the box so you are reminded when posting pictures to add alt text.
a cartoon character stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
Alt: a cartoon character, John Zoidberg from Futurama,stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Doing my part to BlueSky one Alt Text at a time. It's not hard to do and it shows you believe in inclusivity. Go into your settings and check the box so you are reminded when posting pictures to add alt text.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Trump's pardons of Rudy and others for the fake electors scheme are either misguided or preemptive. None of them have faced federal charges; only state charges that he doesn't have the ability to pardon.
We are past the "throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks" part of this regime.
We are past the "throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks" part of this regime.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Trump's pardons of Rudy and others for the fake electors scheme are either misguided or preemptive. None of them have faced federal charges; only state charges that he doesn't have the ability to pardon.
We are past the "throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks" part of this regime.
We are past the "throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks" part of this regime.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Texas flood victims are suing the camp where their family members died.
The government officials who took Biden's preparedness funds and gave themselves raises and military vehicles should be co-defendants.
abcnews.go.com/US/families-...
The government officials who took Biden's preparedness funds and gave themselves raises and military vehicles should be co-defendants.
abcnews.go.com/US/families-...
Families of Camp Mystic campers, counselors who died in Texas flood file lawsuit
The families of five campers and two counselors who died in the devastating flash flood on July 4 are plaintiffs in the lawsuit.
abcnews.go.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Texas flood victims are suing the camp where their family members died.
The government officials who took Biden's preparedness funds and gave themselves raises and military vehicles should be co-defendants.
abcnews.go.com/US/families-...
The government officials who took Biden's preparedness funds and gave themselves raises and military vehicles should be co-defendants.
abcnews.go.com/US/families-...
Reposted by JonZoidberg
This asshole fired a gun at Jan 6, got pardoned, and is now under arrest for kidnapping and sexual assault.
Can we charge Trump as an accessory to the crimes his pardonees commit?
apnews.com/article/john...
Can we charge Trump as an accessory to the crimes his pardonees commit?
apnews.com/article/john...
Man accused of firing a gun during Capitol riot is arrested on kidnapping and sexual assault charges
A man accused of firing a gun in the air during a mob’s attack on the U.S. Capitol has been arrested on charges that he kidnapped and sexually assaulted a woman in Utah more than two years before the ...
apnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This asshole fired a gun at Jan 6, got pardoned, and is now under arrest for kidnapping and sexual assault.
Can we charge Trump as an accessory to the crimes his pardonees commit?
apnews.com/article/john...
Can we charge Trump as an accessory to the crimes his pardonees commit?
apnews.com/article/john...
Reposted by JonZoidberg
A wonderful side effect of the Supreme Court's decision not to hear Kim Davis' bullshit appeal.
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A wonderful side effect of the Supreme Court's decision not to hear Kim Davis' bullshit appeal.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
@aoc.bsky.social, please primary Chuck Schumer and stop his campaign of appeasement and fecklessness.
You are the senator New York needs, and one of the only leaders in the party willing to stand up for regular people.
We, the people, are with you!
You are the senator New York needs, and one of the only leaders in the party willing to stand up for regular people.
We, the people, are with you!
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@aoc.bsky.social, please primary Chuck Schumer and stop his campaign of appeasement and fecklessness.
You are the senator New York needs, and one of the only leaders in the party willing to stand up for regular people.
We, the people, are with you!
You are the senator New York needs, and one of the only leaders in the party willing to stand up for regular people.
We, the people, are with you!
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Nepo baby who's never worked an afternoon in his whole life has some big words for people he and his forced to work for over a month for free.
How he fooled regular people into thinking he gave one shit about them is beyond me.
How he fooled regular people into thinking he gave one shit about them is beyond me.
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Nepo baby who's never worked an afternoon in his whole life has some big words for people he and his forced to work for over a month for free.
How he fooled regular people into thinking he gave one shit about them is beyond me.
How he fooled regular people into thinking he gave one shit about them is beyond me.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
If you're in this photo and considering a Senate run, millions of us are willing to hear you out.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If you're in this photo and considering a Senate run, millions of us are willing to hear you out.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Kim Davis and her long list of husbands can all go fuck themselves.
Love is love!
❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜🏳️⚧️
apnews.com/article/supr...
Love is love!
❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜🏳️⚧️
apnews.com/article/supr...
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
apnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Kim Davis and her long list of husbands can all go fuck themselves.
Love is love!
❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜🏳️⚧️
apnews.com/article/supr...
Love is love!
❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜🏳️⚧️
apnews.com/article/supr...
Reposted by JonZoidberg
State Attorneys General need to start preparing to file charges so Ghislaine can't flee the country once her co-conspirator sets her free.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
Jeffrey Epstein co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell plans to seek commutation from Trump, whistleblower says
The whistleblower came forward with the information to Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee.
www.nbcnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
State Attorneys General need to start preparing to file charges so Ghislaine can't flee the country once her co-conspirator sets her free.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Don't worry guys, we still have a few fighters in Congress who understand the gravity of this situation.
We all need to rally behind Rand Paul and Marjorie Taylor Greene.🙄
We all need to rally behind Rand Paul and Marjorie Taylor Greene.🙄
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Don't worry guys, we still have a few fighters in Congress who understand the gravity of this situation.
We all need to rally behind Rand Paul and Marjorie Taylor Greene.🙄
We all need to rally behind Rand Paul and Marjorie Taylor Greene.🙄
Reposted by JonZoidberg
No more incumbents. We need fresh blood who knows what the fucking score is, how to fight, and isn't owned by Israel.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
No more incumbents. We need fresh blood who knows what the fucking score is, how to fight, and isn't owned by Israel.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
The real $2000 check was the friends we made along the way.
Just like leadership from Democrats, you'll never see that money.
Just like leadership from Democrats, you'll never see that money.
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The real $2000 check was the friends we made along the way.
Just like leadership from Democrats, you'll never see that money.
Just like leadership from Democrats, you'll never see that money.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Dear Democrats,
Get your funding from MAGA if you're going to vote with them.
Fuck off.
Get your funding from MAGA if you're going to vote with them.
Fuck off.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Dear Democrats,
Get your funding from MAGA if you're going to vote with them.
Fuck off.
Get your funding from MAGA if you're going to vote with them.
Fuck off.
Trump's pardons of Rudy and others for the fake electors scheme are either misguided or preemptive. None of them have faced federal charges; only state charges that he doesn't have the ability to pardon.
We are past the "throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks" part of this regime.
We are past the "throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks" part of this regime.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Trump's pardons of Rudy and others for the fake electors scheme are either misguided or preemptive. None of them have faced federal charges; only state charges that he doesn't have the ability to pardon.
We are past the "throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks" part of this regime.
We are past the "throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks" part of this regime.
Texas flood victims are suing the camp where their family members died.
The government officials who took Biden's preparedness funds and gave themselves raises and military vehicles should be co-defendants.
abcnews.go.com/US/families-...
The government officials who took Biden's preparedness funds and gave themselves raises and military vehicles should be co-defendants.
abcnews.go.com/US/families-...
Families of Camp Mystic campers, counselors who died in Texas flood file lawsuit
The families of five campers and two counselors who died in the devastating flash flood on July 4 are plaintiffs in the lawsuit.
abcnews.go.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Texas flood victims are suing the camp where their family members died.
The government officials who took Biden's preparedness funds and gave themselves raises and military vehicles should be co-defendants.
abcnews.go.com/US/families-...
The government officials who took Biden's preparedness funds and gave themselves raises and military vehicles should be co-defendants.
abcnews.go.com/US/families-...
This asshole fired a gun at Jan 6, got pardoned, and is now under arrest for kidnapping and sexual assault.
Can we charge Trump as an accessory to the crimes his pardonees commit?
apnews.com/article/john...
Can we charge Trump as an accessory to the crimes his pardonees commit?
apnews.com/article/john...
Man accused of firing a gun during Capitol riot is arrested on kidnapping and sexual assault charges
A man accused of firing a gun in the air during a mob’s attack on the U.S. Capitol has been arrested on charges that he kidnapped and sexually assaulted a woman in Utah more than two years before the ...
apnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This asshole fired a gun at Jan 6, got pardoned, and is now under arrest for kidnapping and sexual assault.
Can we charge Trump as an accessory to the crimes his pardonees commit?
apnews.com/article/john...
Can we charge Trump as an accessory to the crimes his pardonees commit?
apnews.com/article/john...
A wonderful side effect of the Supreme Court's decision not to hear Kim Davis' bullshit appeal.
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A wonderful side effect of the Supreme Court's decision not to hear Kim Davis' bullshit appeal.
@aoc.bsky.social, please primary Chuck Schumer and stop his campaign of appeasement and fecklessness.
You are the senator New York needs, and one of the only leaders in the party willing to stand up for regular people.
We, the people, are with you!
You are the senator New York needs, and one of the only leaders in the party willing to stand up for regular people.
We, the people, are with you!
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@aoc.bsky.social, please primary Chuck Schumer and stop his campaign of appeasement and fecklessness.
You are the senator New York needs, and one of the only leaders in the party willing to stand up for regular people.
We, the people, are with you!
You are the senator New York needs, and one of the only leaders in the party willing to stand up for regular people.
We, the people, are with you!
Nepo baby who's never worked an afternoon in his whole life has some big words for people he and his forced to work for over a month for free.
How he fooled regular people into thinking he gave one shit about them is beyond me.
How he fooled regular people into thinking he gave one shit about them is beyond me.
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Nepo baby who's never worked an afternoon in his whole life has some big words for people he and his forced to work for over a month for free.
How he fooled regular people into thinking he gave one shit about them is beyond me.
How he fooled regular people into thinking he gave one shit about them is beyond me.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
The goddamn Democrats won't fight for us.
This is how Nazis win elections.
This is how Nazis win elections.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The goddamn Democrats won't fight for us.
This is how Nazis win elections.
This is how Nazis win elections.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Tariffs cost each of us more than this, he thinks $2k will fix it?
I'm surprised he didn't announce this bullshit bribe before the midterms.
I'm still waiting for my DOGE check. 🤣
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
I'm surprised he didn't announce this bullshit bribe before the midterms.
I'm still waiting for my DOGE check. 🤣
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
Trump says he'll issue $2,000 tariff dividend to all except 'high-income people'
Trump says that a “dividend of at least $2000 a person” will be paid to all Americans except for “high-income people.”
abcnews.go.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Tariffs cost each of us more than this, he thinks $2k will fix it?
I'm surprised he didn't announce this bullshit bribe before the midterms.
I'm still waiting for my DOGE check. 🤣
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
I'm surprised he didn't announce this bullshit bribe before the midterms.
I'm still waiting for my DOGE check. 🤣
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
If you're in this photo and considering a Senate run, millions of us are willing to hear you out.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If you're in this photo and considering a Senate run, millions of us are willing to hear you out.
Kim Davis and her long list of husbands can all go fuck themselves.
Love is love!
❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜🏳️⚧️
apnews.com/article/supr...
Love is love!
❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜🏳️⚧️
apnews.com/article/supr...
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
apnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Kim Davis and her long list of husbands can all go fuck themselves.
Love is love!
❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜🏳️⚧️
apnews.com/article/supr...
Love is love!
❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜🏳️⚧️
apnews.com/article/supr...
State Attorneys General need to start preparing to file charges so Ghislaine can't flee the country once her co-conspirator sets her free.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
Jeffrey Epstein co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell plans to seek commutation from Trump, whistleblower says
The whistleblower came forward with the information to Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee.
www.nbcnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
State Attorneys General need to start preparing to file charges so Ghislaine can't flee the country once her co-conspirator sets her free.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...