Alex
@theunorthodox.bsky.social
Love cats and metal. Hate bigots, fascists, and abusers. He/him.
ACAB
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
ACAB
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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Alex
@theunorthodox.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Tapping the fuck out of this sign for all the transphobes and any other dipshit bigots:
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jerking off under the covers lest the Lord see my sins
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
jerking off under the covers lest the Lord see my sins
Finally got caught up on The Chair Company and WHAT
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Finally got caught up on The Chair Company and WHAT
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Dad is still in the hospital under observation and has been having chest pains again, please god, we really need this surgery.
We're so close, we just need $450 more and my dad can get this life-saving surgery done, I'll do anything, please. Help if you can.
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Donate to Help Amanda's Father Get Urgent Surgery, organized by Amanda Kauffman
My name is Amanda, and my father has been diagnosed with an aortic aneurysm. H… Amanda Kauffman needs your support for Help Amanda's Father Get Urgent Surgery
www.gofundme.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Dad is still in the hospital under observation and has been having chest pains again, please god, we really need this surgery.
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
The Fleshlight and the Power it Holds
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The Fleshlight and the Power it Holds
She milk on my chicken til
It’s everyone’s favourite time of year!
Milk of chicken time 🐓🥛
Milk of chicken time 🐓🥛
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
She milk on my chicken til
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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Actual Photo of me on Thanksgiving
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Actual Photo of me on Thanksgiving
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May the hamburger help you to add alt text 🙏
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
May the hamburger help you to add alt text 🙏
Me when it’s a day:
i do not wanna do today 😩
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Me when it’s a day:
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i do not wanna do today 😩
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
i do not wanna do today 😩
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(finally sitting down after getting home from work) god i don’t wanna go back to work
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
(finally sitting down after getting home from work) god i don’t wanna go back to work
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🎧 NIGHT VIGIL s/t (Nov 17 2025) Superb atmospheric black metal intertwined with psychedelic and hypnotic passages throughout. Very much enjoying this!
Really excited to unveil a project I've been having on my mind for some time. Its main focus is narrative, weaving a fantasy story that connects all recordings, combining metal with dungeon synth and game music. I'll be showing two albums today, this is one
nightvigil.bandcamp.com/album/night-...
nightvigil.bandcamp.com/album/night-...
Night Vigil, by Night Vigil
4 track album
nightvigil.bandcamp.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
🎧 NIGHT VIGIL s/t (Nov 17 2025) Superb atmospheric black metal intertwined with psychedelic and hypnotic passages throughout. Very much enjoying this!
lol it’s still “out for delivery”
Hey at least my Glorious Depravity shirt and cd are out for delivery
December 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
lol it’s still “out for delivery”
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Happiness is a myth perpetuated by Big Happy
December 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Happiness is a myth perpetuated by Big Happy
lol I’m so tired I feel like I’m high
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
lol I’m so tired I feel like I’m high
I Like Crackers and Snacks - 10 Hours
YouTube video by Setrone Entertainment
m.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Guy who sucks at his job:
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Guy who sucks at his job:
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The soul is stored in the balls
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The soul is stored in the balls
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Everyone should go into settings and change their filters to not include "rude" because fuck those fascist "moderators"
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Everyone should go into settings and change their filters to not include "rude" because fuck those fascist "moderators"
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a shit so nasty it keeps farting on its own after it comes out ur ass
and then gets elected to congress
and then gets elected to congress
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
a shit so nasty it keeps farting on its own after it comes out ur ass
and then gets elected to congress
and then gets elected to congress
A fart so bad it gets elected to congress
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
A fart so bad it gets elected to congress