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opal appreciator, orb gazer head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · Mar 11

if you're reading this post, buy an opal for your lover.

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · Mar 11

Opals are the best gem, bar none. The orchid of gems.

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 1h

dang i like that, ty

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 2h

Please stop informing me that stancil said no kings is bigger than the civil rights movement. I have him blocked so I don’t get brain damage thank you

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 2h

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP ENGAGING WITH WILL STANCIL!!!! PUT YOUR TWITTER BRAIN DAMAGE AWAY FOR A SECOND, BLOCK HIM, MUTE "WILL STANCIL" AND LIVE A BETTER LIFE!!! STOP BEING A FREAK LIKE HIM!

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 2h

good morning new bluesky posters!~ go fuck yourselfs :^)

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DJ WEED PIZZA @djweedpizza.gobirds.online · 13h

Greetings new Bluesky users! Here’s a very important message that will help you out on this app:

The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · Jan 2

My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.

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tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 21h

CAPCOM is short for CAPITALISM COMMUNISM

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 22h

would you wanna be sucked off by a mummy or suck a mummy off

bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 22h

@jay.bsky.team should pivot this website to a dating website for adult minion lovers

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Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 10d

When everyone on my timeline is showing their whole asses:

YOU'RE LAUGHING?
JORDAN PETERSON HAS TERMINAL DIARRHEA AND YOU'RE LAUGHING?

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 23h

spurtin 'gurt in my yurt

bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 23h

indiana jones and the mystery of the uncranked hog

bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 23h

@gork.it is it true you used up all the cpu power to create a 3d model of alf and his hog?

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1d

Well it’s a deboot between uh Mark Jo.. Jameson and Hak.. Hector Jeffers… well I loved this one I’m gonna go ahead and give it 4 boxes of popcorn and 4 cups of soda