bagmonkey
@bagmo.dudeweb.net
opal appreciator, orb gazer
head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity
head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity
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bagmonkey
@bagmo.dudeweb.net
· Mar 11
Opals are the best gem, bar none. The orchid of gems.
if you're reading this post, buy an opal for your lover.
i wanna feel like a young man with a full head of hair and a thick cock
February 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
i wanna feel like a young man with a full head of hair and a thick cock
me when i gotta hype up my homie:
"you WILL get you pecker devoured by an attractive, sane alt babe who adores you for who you are"
"you WILL get you pecker devoured by an attractive, sane alt babe who adores you for who you are"
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
me when i gotta hype up my homie:
"you WILL get you pecker devoured by an attractive, sane alt babe who adores you for who you are"
"you WILL get you pecker devoured by an attractive, sane alt babe who adores you for who you are"
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that dang cheeto drumpf is in the white house makinbg me miss coveage of my favorite today show host savannah guthrie what THJE FUCK i s going on!@!!!!!
February 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
that dang cheeto drumpf is in the white house makinbg me miss coveage of my favorite today show host savannah guthrie what THJE FUCK i s going on!@!!!!!
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they stole savannah guthrie's mom so that we wouldn't pay attention to the epstein files ! ! ! !
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
they stole savannah guthrie's mom so that we wouldn't pay attention to the epstein files ! ! ! !
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She's chilling in the white house bunker right now
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
She's chilling in the white house bunker right now
they stole savannah guthrie's mom so that we wouldn't pay attention to the epstein files ! ! ! !
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
they stole savannah guthrie's mom so that we wouldn't pay attention to the epstein files ! ! ! !
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general strike deez nuts
January 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
general strike deez nuts
general strike deez nuts
January 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
general strike deez nuts
alfred hitchcock's actual last name is "Hugecock" but Hollywood elites made him change it because they were intimidated
January 29, 2026 at 2:49 PM
alfred hitchcock's actual last name is "Hugecock" but Hollywood elites made him change it because they were intimidated
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I don’t think Dry or Wet AMD exists. First off, AMD is a brand of microprocessors
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I don’t think Dry or Wet AMD exists. First off, AMD is a brand of microprocessors
I don’t think Dry or Wet AMD exists. First off, AMD is a brand of microprocessors
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I don’t think Dry or Wet AMD exists. First off, AMD is a brand of microprocessors
come join us on the dead gay coimedy website forums for the website Something Awful dot com where you can hang out with a bunch of middle aged people who don't hgave anything better to do than continue to post on the same forums for 20+ years
A reminder — there are *millions* of social sites on the internet, like Storygraph for your reading and Ravelry for your knitting, etc. It’s only the biggest, run by the extremist fascists, that do these terrible things. Don’t define the internet by a handful of apps run by 5 sociopaths.
ATProto is the only way forward for social media
January 28, 2026 at 2:48 PM
come join us on the dead gay coimedy website forums for the website Something Awful dot com where you can hang out with a bunch of middle aged people who don't hgave anything better to do than continue to post on the same forums for 20+ years
Sucked off by the unsub
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Sucked off by the unsub
Are Trhillionaires a protected class on Bsky. Can I make death threats against them
January 28, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Are Trhillionaires a protected class on Bsky. Can I make death threats against them
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Greg Bovino’s gotta be the first ICE commander to get caught self sucking in the bathroom in high school
January 27, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Greg Bovino’s gotta be the first ICE commander to get caught self sucking in the bathroom in high school
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wait it's still ice?? 🚗💨
January 27, 2026 at 4:08 PM
wait it's still ice?? 🚗💨
Kristi Noem's nickname in the Trump admin is "Secretary of Sloppy Noem" and I'll let you guess why
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Kristi Noem's nickname in the Trump admin is "Secretary of Sloppy Noem" and I'll let you guess why
Putting salt in my Big Gulp and calling it a hydration drink
January 26, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Putting salt in my Big Gulp and calling it a hydration drink
what if his name was john macklemore lol
January 25, 2026 at 10:13 PM
what if his name was john macklemore lol
can someone scratch my ass for me, its real fuckin itchy...
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
can someone scratch my ass for me, its real fuckin itchy...
(after I get done taking a shit) MAN! I feel like woman
January 25, 2026 at 5:40 PM
(after I get done taking a shit) MAN! I feel like woman
please stop touching todd, he is not to be bothered ty
January 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
please stop touching todd, he is not to be bothered ty
imagine getting your PHD and not knowing it just stands for "Pretty Heckin Dumb"
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 8:55 PM
imagine getting your PHD and not knowing it just stands for "Pretty Heckin Dumb"
I think Ireland should kick Aaron the Bluesky Mod out of their country, it’d be a really funny joke imo
January 23, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I think Ireland should kick Aaron the Bluesky Mod out of their country, it’d be a really funny joke imo