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opal appreciator, orb gazer
head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity
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if you're reading this post, buy an opal for your lover.
Opals are the best gem, bar none. The orchid of gems.
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forgot to get everyone gifts this year so I guess we're all going to Shen-Yun again
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
forgot to get everyone gifts this year so I guess we're all going to Shen-Yun again
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do they make baby's first atlas shrugged books? trying to find a gift for my friend's child
December 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
oh, your hero's an idiot now? well well well, look who finally realizes they live in a society
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
They even could’ve called it Lady Holes 😭
Can't make an all woman cast movie called Holes anymore... because of woke
December 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
i'm gonna go stick my dick in some stuff in the kitchen, will report back
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
betty boop got them bangin titties
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
(tugging hog intensifies)
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
holy FUCK........ THEY MADE IT INTO A MOVIE!!!! GO WATCH THIS NOW
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
he got big balls
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
have you ever eaten a fruit at the bottom yogurt and not mixed it? true power move
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, balls are heavy
December 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i wonder if my co-workers even know i'm listening to michael mcdonald's incredibly soulful rendition of "This Christmas" while they blab away about requirements and shit
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
i hope those who needed to log off and did, stay logged off and live a happier life than they would here
December 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
none of youi fuckers are in the holiday spirit, what the fuck
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
big ups to the spirit, fam
The mood is right
The spirit's up
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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The mood is right
The spirit's up
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My Baby's Here
And that's enough
Ohhhhhhhhh
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
anyone else watching TITANIUM DAYDREAM......
Titanium Daydream SUPERCUT #1 (EPISODES 1-10)
YouTube video by Titanium Daydream
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
the fact that you could slather salad cream on your meat clown sandwich makes me wonder what the human race has become
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Michael macdolan
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM