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bagmonkey
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opal appreciator, orb gazer
head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity
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Hell yeah I got the Better Sprite
A picture of a can of FAYGO TWIST! Which is Midwestern Sprite
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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a clock that reads 9:11
August 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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found another
a picture of a female big foot with amazing big naturals
August 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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this too
the seven eleven logo but it says nine eleven
August 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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a picture of an alien with his tongue out and sweat drops on his forehead. he's real freakin horny
August 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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oy guvnah the posting ratio's buggered!!!!
a picture of a fish with a whole bunch of suspiciously british teeth. the british mouthed fish has his mouth open, with a speech bubble below indicating the british mouthed fish is saying the quoted post
August 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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a picture of a fish with its mouth open, revealing a whole mouth of british teeth. there is a text bubble coming from the british fish's mouth to signify the british fish is speaking the quoted post
August 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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logging on
a picture of the pink nerd creature with its butt out
July 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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logging on
a picture of garfield covered in toothpaste looking grumpy with text above him that says "I HATE MONDAYS"
July 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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dude's a fuckin reagan-lover, of course he wants people dead. these people are fucking ghouls
text that says Filipkowski is married. He and his wife have five children; their first son is named Ronald Reagan Filipkowski
July 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie.
a picture of garfield being thrown out a window. garfield is upside down being thrown left to right out of the window. the exterior of the building is half purple half mauve
July 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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logging on
a vintage picture of someone using a disgusting keyboard full of cigarette ash and burns. there is a ton of shit on the desk, like gin, packs of ciagrettes, wires, maybe a water? a speaker, etc and honestly its horrifying be glad you cant see it
June 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Gen X be like
the famous tweet from doctor naomi wolf where she says "No! No!!" after a cartoon bear pretended to get the covid vaccine
May 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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may the fourth tug be the best
a picture of jar jar binks with huge mommy milkers in a reddish pink bra. jar jar has golf hoop earrings on and is looking at the viewer seductively
May 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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a picture of a very british fish with the worst teeth you've ever seen being held by a man. there's a white text bubble coming from the fish as if he's saying the quoted post
April 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Only answer if you don’t have hose water brain
A sign on a build that says You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society that you grew up in”
April 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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logging on
a picture of garfield smoking a pipe. the infamous pipe strip...
April 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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das, the weed pancake guy sent you one of the better versions but i made something, from my heart, just for you

healthy reminder that praxis is stored in the balls
the traditional pig poop balls image, where a pig has poop on his balls. there are red arrows pointing to the balls and poop. there is text saying "posting" pointing to the poop, and "praxis" pointed at the balls, because praxis is stored in the balls
March 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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monday vibes in full effect
a picture of my avatar, the birthday ferret, being pummeled with stones by ancient people because god said something or i did something, i don't know, people were fucked up and dumb back then. the text on the bottom says "Story 107 / bagmo Is Stoned"
March 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Logging On
a picture of The Big Dog of Big Dogs fame, wearing sunglasses with a picture of a woman with giant breasts and a huge boner. its a very graphic picture and funny enough i don't think the auto mod services will catch it
March 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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logging on
an emoji of a hot dog that is grey and has an alien face on one end. the alien hotdog guy has a line of mustard on him
March 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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me logging on this morning
a drawing of healthcliffe in a tank. the tank has the word meat on it, he's wearing a helmet that says meat and has a flag on the tank that says meat
March 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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me taking a shit after a few months on the opiates and steak diet
an ebay listing for a conan the barbarian action figure where he has some beautifully coifed hair. his face looks like he is ripping a real fat shit. the listing says Mego 8" conan the barbarian vintage 1970s original wgsh action figure. listed for $49.99
March 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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a picture of a very british fish with the worst teeth you've ever seen being held by a man. there's a white text bubble coming from the fish as if he's saying the quoted post
February 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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i, for one, jack off like a normal person
the classic norman rockwell painting of a guy standing up a townhall meeting
February 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM