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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist
@johnpontoon.bsky.social
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I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time. I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk. Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · May 18
Surely at some point, organizations had a sensible bias against being led by know-nothing dumbfucks? I believe this must be true because humanity has torn iron from the ground and made it into buildings a thousand feet high.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 8m
I myself on first watch was very irritated with her and interrogated myself as to why, that was my finding. It held up on re-watch.

Always thought Walt was a cunt, probably because I’m older than you & was wiser then. When Mike decks him after his racist overture in a bar, I pumped my fist.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 12m
I’ve put thought into this: The Skyler hate imo isn’t mostly from misogyny or protagonist syndrome as such. It’s because her character, while being fundamentally normal and as decent as she could be, keeps trying to plot block. Specifically the “sexy” plot elements - drugs, stacks of money, killing.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 24m
Not 100% sure that we’re supposed to fully sympathize with the guy who sees a woman have an emotional breakdown and says in VO, “That’s another one I don’t have to worry about - I should have done this years ago!”
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 1h
Heck of an album. Loomer or bust.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 1h
Is this that sequel to “The Guy Who Could Almost Crap a Slipper”?
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 1h
The Space Godfather Part 2.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 2h
Boo. Candy Crush is almost NEVER life-threatening.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 2h
I pity people who don’t appreciate the danger of the children that our armed forces are beating on to protect us. I will pray for G-d to have mercy on your souls, and for extra tanks and fighter jets as needed.
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Nick Turse @nickturse.bsky.social · 6h
SCOOP: Trump Fabricates Story of Hand-to-Hand Combat Between Troops and Child Gangsters in D.C.

Trump’s claim that National Guard members beat child gang members on the streets of Washington was disputed even by the military.

theintercept.com/2025/10/15/t...
Trump Fabricates Story of Hand-to-Hand Combat Between Troops and Child Gangsters in D.C.
Trump’s claim that National Guard members beat child gang members on the streets of Washington was disputed even by the military.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 4h
Hard to believe that anybody at this late date is only just finding out that Musk likes Nazis of every stripe, but there you go.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 5h
didn’t mention his nussy at all, smh
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 5h
I messed that up
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 5h
Created when he drooled a yellow tie orange.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 5h
It’s too bad we have to wait a minimum of 15 months (barring god-sent cancellation) for this Oompa-Loompa ball-sack to get a tiny bit of what’s coming to him.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h
Trump: "We're just at the start. We're going to go into other cities that we're not talking about purposely. We're getting ready to go in."
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 7h
It breaks my heart that his tragedy, which could have been used to open eyes and heal our future, instead happened during the reign of a dogshit President with a gift for making everything worse.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 8h
This whole thing is just damaged-guy-longing-for-redemption erasure.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h
You’re acting like Filter Enthusiast isn’t even a thing.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h
Instead, Jones has apologized to the guy he suggested bullets at, then disappeared since.

Oh for a world where a Dem says, “That was in poor taste, but at least I’m not kidnapping children or [insert local reference.]” followed by 5 minutes of attack.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 11h
This guy doesn’t gets it.
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 12h
Everyone in my feed is shitting on Nuzzi. Meanwhile, the other person in the saga is now destroying the medical community and endangering public health.

But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.
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Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 23h
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 11h
“SCOTUS is about to decide the opposite of what the Constitution says,” part 30. I would step on cracks to break their backs.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 11h
That’s what you get, mister lazy-thumbs!
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 19h
No joke, I can see a Catch-22 pinball game. Bombing runs, ”Milk Run” big points bonus round, ball looping a loop when you hit the spot while the game shouts “Dive, you son of a bitch, DIVE!“ A drop target for every character, clear for “They’re all gone now” bonus. And at the end? Nately’s Whore.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 17h
Great piece. I love all the people who work there who give their all to tell the truth as they know it.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 18h
I never thought I’d ask myself ‘How many dead Uncrustables hookers is too many?’ but here I am.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 18h
That is an honest to heaven surprise ending!
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 19h
No joke, I can see a Catch-22 pinball game. Bombing runs, ”Milk Run” big points bonus round, ball looping a loop when you hit the spot while the game shouts “Dive, you son of a bitch, DIVE!“ A drop target for every character, clear for “They’re all gone now” bonus. And at the end? Nately’s Whore.
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