John Pontoon, atheist Santa
@johnpontoon.bsky.social
I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time.
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
Pinned
Surely at some point, organizations had a sensible bias against being led by know-nothing dumbfucks? I believe this must be true because humanity has torn iron from the ground and made it into buildings a thousand feet high.
BIG FLOOR FAT CEILING TUBBY WALLS
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
BIG FLOOR FAT CEILING TUBBY WALLS
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Actually, leftover scumbags from the NIXON administration.
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone, Kissinger, all should have died in prison at a bare minimum. The George W Bush administration would never have even happened if we didn't let this nest of fascist ratfuckers fester.
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone, Kissinger, all should have died in prison at a bare minimum. The George W Bush administration would never have even happened if we didn't let this nest of fascist ratfuckers fester.
The main reason we're in this situation is a bunch of war criminal shitbags from the Reagan administration paved the way for fascism.
And the best thing you can do is ask the grunts not to follow illegal orders. What about your part of the bargain?
And the best thing you can do is ask the grunts not to follow illegal orders. What about your part of the bargain?
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Actually, leftover scumbags from the NIXON administration.
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone, Kissinger, all should have died in prison at a bare minimum. The George W Bush administration would never have even happened if we didn't let this nest of fascist ratfuckers fester.
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone, Kissinger, all should have died in prison at a bare minimum. The George W Bush administration would never have even happened if we didn't let this nest of fascist ratfuckers fester.
Seems low. Thank you, profanity accountant!
@johnpontoon.bsky.social has swears! They've used 2,641 profanities in their last 11,496 posts.
🥇 "shit" (494 times)
🥈 "fucking" (353 times)
🥉 "fuck" (213 times)
🥇 "shit" (494 times)
🥈 "fucking" (353 times)
🥉 "fuck" (213 times)
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Seems low. Thank you, profanity accountant!
@profanity.accountant please judge me
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@profanity.accountant please judge me
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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"Trump said in a Nov. 28 social media post that he is pardoning Juan Orlando Hernández, the former two-term president of Honduras who was convicted last year by a U.S. jury for 'conspiring to distribute more than 400 tons of cocaine and related firearms offenses'"
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Trump says he will pardon former Honduran president convicted on drug charges
The pardon announcement comes despite Trump making cracking down on illegal drug trafficking central to his second term.
www.usatoday.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"Trump said in a Nov. 28 social media post that he is pardoning Juan Orlando Hernández, the former two-term president of Honduras who was convicted last year by a U.S. jury for 'conspiring to distribute more than 400 tons of cocaine and related firearms offenses'"
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
These guys are doing the fucking job. They’re based out of my hometown, Chicago (it’s in Northeast Illinois,) and I’d like to remind them that the Chicago Sun-Times newspaper could surely be purchased for a jar of nickels.
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
These guys are doing the fucking job. They’re based out of my hometown, Chicago (it’s in Northeast Illinois,) and I’d like to remind them that the Chicago Sun-Times newspaper could surely be purchased for a jar of nickels.
New episode of PLURtBUS!
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
New episode of PLURtBUS!
It’s sad to see Cosmic Owl on Fionna and Cake voiced by somebody who isn’t M. Emmett Walsh.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s sad to see Cosmic Owl on Fionna and Cake voiced by somebody who isn’t M. Emmett Walsh.
The ocean calls to you.
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The ocean calls to you.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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Happy Thanksgiving, Americans! Don’t forget to overeat, like we do every day!
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Americans! Don’t forget to overeat, like we do every day!
This is true, but also who gives two shits here? This is Bloosky, we’re more concerned with a hundred shittier things this regime has done.
Despite Trump’s false claims to the contrary, Thanksgiving dinner is 10% more expensive this year. This administration has failed miserably to reduce costs for the average American.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
This is true, but also who gives two shits here? This is Bloosky, we’re more concerned with a hundred shittier things this regime has done.
There’s a Director’s Cut (!?!) of Alex Cox’s Straight to Hell on Tubi. Fascinating movie, has singers Joe Strummer, Courtney Love, Elvis Costello, Grace Jones, Ten-Pole Tudor, Xander Schloss, and Shane McGowan (& all the other Pogues) acting in it. Funny as shit, a punk rock western from the maker
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
There’s a Director’s Cut (!?!) of Alex Cox’s Straight to Hell on Tubi. Fascinating movie, has singers Joe Strummer, Courtney Love, Elvis Costello, Grace Jones, Ten-Pole Tudor, Xander Schloss, and Shane McGowan (& all the other Pogues) acting in it. Funny as shit, a punk rock western from the maker
Headline: Trump, a fucking asshole, does yet another fucking asshole thing.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump calls for reinvestigation of all Afghan refugees who entered under Biden admin after National Guard shooting.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Headline: Trump, a fucking asshole, does yet another fucking asshole thing.
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
New Yorkers, please re-up the post below to get Hakeem Jeffries - AIPAC Shakur - out of politics.
There is currently one person I am aware of challenging Hakeem Jeffries. That is @vancebnyc.bsky.social
Give them a follow & learn more about their campaign here:
www.vancebforny8.com/platform
Give them a follow & learn more about their campaign here:
www.vancebforny8.com/platform
Platform — Vance Bostic For NY-8
www.vancebforny8.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
New Yorkers, please re-up the post below to get Hakeem Jeffries - AIPAC Shakur - out of politics.
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
This is, at essence, an essay about the insane destruction of medicine and science in the USA at the hands of Trump and RFK2. Those shit-clowns are very much making every effort to cripple the most fundamental forces of living and pursuing happiness. I don’t understand why we suffer them to live.
In 1924, Calvin Coolidge's 16-yr-old son played tennis on the White House grounds w/o wearing socks. He got a blister and was dead from infection a week later.
This is unthinkable today—which is why I wrote this series. Cuz the systems that save us from this kind of fate are in urgent need of care.
This is unthinkable today—which is why I wrote this series. Cuz the systems that save us from this kind of fate are in urgent need of care.
For a yr, I've been working on a series for The New Atlantis about the vast systems that underlie our lives. Our ancestors built them up over decades to fend off hunger, thirst, darkness and disease. But too few of us know about them—and they're all at risk. The conclusion is now available online:
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is, at essence, an essay about the insane destruction of medicine and science in the USA at the hands of Trump and RFK2. Those shit-clowns are very much making every effort to cripple the most fundamental forces of living and pursuing happiness. I don’t understand why we suffer them to live.
What if it became a huge tipping point for people to realize that Trump can be an asshole while pardoning turkeys?
Trump on the turkeys he's about to pardon: "I shouldn't say this. I was gonna call them Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn't pardon them. I wouldn't care what Melania told me."
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What if it became a huge tipping point for people to realize that Trump can be an asshole while pardoning turkeys?
Kids can be cruel.
When my daughter was seven years old, she stole my wife's phone and sent me this series of texts.
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Kids can be cruel.
The sun is shining brightly in a very gray sky. Perhaps we’ll die!
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The sun is shining brightly in a very gray sky. Perhaps we’ll die!