The Weed Witch
@the-weedwitch.bsky.social
is this the afterlife? aro/4b . indica-leaning hybrids . my black impala goes 85 . just sittin here on the group w bench . namaste bitch
weed . nature . existential political rage . general shitposting . dick jokes
weed . nature . existential political rage . general shitposting . dick jokes
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Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.
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you call them bedroom eyes
i call them tired eyes
i call them tired eyes
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
you call them bedroom eyes
i call them tired eyes
i call them tired eyes
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For a small fee I will back into the telephone pole outside your office.
For a slightly larger fee, I will drive through the front entrance playing "Sabotage" at top volume, wearing an Elf costume.
For a slightly larger fee, I will drive through the front entrance playing "Sabotage" at top volume, wearing an Elf costume.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
For a small fee I will back into the telephone pole outside your office.
For a slightly larger fee, I will drive through the front entrance playing "Sabotage" at top volume, wearing an Elf costume.
For a slightly larger fee, I will drive through the front entrance playing "Sabotage" at top volume, wearing an Elf costume.
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
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I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
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The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold, Charlie Brown
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold, Charlie Brown
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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
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on my way to gobble your girl
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
on my way to gobble your girl
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I was having an episode but skipped ahead. Already seen that one.
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was having an episode but skipped ahead. Already seen that one.
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"I'm an ideas man" he said while rolling the fattest joint the world has ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"I'm an ideas man" he said while rolling the fattest joint the world has ever seen
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You ask me what the fuck I'm talking about like I'm supposed to know.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You ask me what the fuck I'm talking about like I'm supposed to know.
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
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Breaking Bad is different from what I remember
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Breaking Bad is different from what I remember
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🎶 'cuz nothing compares
nothing compares to soup
nothing compares to soup
February 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
🎶 'cuz nothing compares
nothing compares to soup
nothing compares to soup
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Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
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getting tanked up on mead while I baroque out to the harpsichord
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
getting tanked up on mead while I baroque out to the harpsichord
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but a day spent reading Agatha Christie in a Scottish Highlands Cottage in front of a crackling fireplace whilst indulging in a plate of emotional support scones will indeed fix you.
Anyone who tells you otherwise is not worthy of your friendship.
Anyone who tells you otherwise is not worthy of your friendship.
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but a day spent reading Agatha Christie in a Scottish Highlands Cottage in front of a crackling fireplace whilst indulging in a plate of emotional support scones will indeed fix you.
Anyone who tells you otherwise is not worthy of your friendship.
Anyone who tells you otherwise is not worthy of your friendship.
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“i guess i’m in my hussy phase now” i say, undoing one of my corduroy overall straps
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“i guess i’m in my hussy phase now” i say, undoing one of my corduroy overall straps
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Hey man we were all gonna surrender to the void later if you wanna swing by
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Hey man we were all gonna surrender to the void later if you wanna swing by
hot singles in your area are single for a reason
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
hot singles in your area are single for a reason
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It's the Great Pumpkin, Flavor Flav
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It's the Great Pumpkin, Flavor Flav