L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town
@lchupacabra.bsky.social
Cat5 elite, Spirit of gravel past, decaf enjoyer, trash food appreciator, tallbike enthusiast, look pro; go slow. Always anti-fascist.
Pinned
Me on Bluesky:
"I don't even see the code anymore. I just see shitpost, shitpost, shitpost."
"I don't even see the code anymore. I just see shitpost, shitpost, shitpost."
Hey y'all just sayin that xmas is right around the corner
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hey y'all just sayin that xmas is right around the corner
I stand by my sock height hot takes
“special redaction project” and it’s just me deleting my old posts about bicycle sock length
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I stand by my sock height hot takes
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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~ LAST MINUTE ~
bl*ck fr*d*y ride outside - a little mixed surface smash through Belmont and the Wiss
10am sharp | no drop
starting at MLK/SRT
ending with a slice of pizza
please RSVP below so i know to expect you:
ridewithgps.com/events/43541...
#pma #nojerks #phillycycling
bl*ck fr*d*y ride outside - a little mixed surface smash through Belmont and the Wiss
10am sharp | no drop
starting at MLK/SRT
ending with a slice of pizza
please RSVP below so i know to expect you:
ridewithgps.com/events/43541...
#pma #nojerks #phillycycling
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
~ LAST MINUTE ~
bl*ck fr*d*y ride outside - a little mixed surface smash through Belmont and the Wiss
10am sharp | no drop
starting at MLK/SRT
ending with a slice of pizza
please RSVP below so i know to expect you:
ridewithgps.com/events/43541...
#pma #nojerks #phillycycling
bl*ck fr*d*y ride outside - a little mixed surface smash through Belmont and the Wiss
10am sharp | no drop
starting at MLK/SRT
ending with a slice of pizza
please RSVP below so i know to expect you:
ridewithgps.com/events/43541...
#pma #nojerks #phillycycling
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These are the only boys in blue I’m respecting 😤😤
August 9, 2023 at 2:06 AM
These are the only boys in blue I’m respecting 😤😤
Pie is a dumpling
Is a pie a sandwich?
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Pie is a dumpling
I EXIST DAMMIT
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I EXIST DAMMIT
Lol I'm gonna keep track of this like the Festive 500. Only 128km left to ride till I can close out the strava Nov. 800km challenge
a cartoon of a man standing next to a car that says nerrrrrrrdd !!!
ALT: a cartoon of a man standing next to a car that says nerrrrrrrdd !!!
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Lol I'm gonna keep track of this like the Festive 500. Only 128km left to ride till I can close out the strava Nov. 800km challenge
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
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A lot of people don't know this, but in Cincinnati they stuff the Thanksgiving turkey with chili
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A lot of people don't know this, but in Cincinnati they stuff the Thanksgiving turkey with chili
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On Zwift? Join our group ride next Tuesday! 6pm CST
Tuesday Tuff Ride - Innsbruckring
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Tuesday Tuff Ride - Innsbruckring
www.zwift.com/events/view/...
Tuesday Tuff Ride - Innsbruckring - The at Home Cycling & Running Virtual Training App
Zwift is virtual training for running and cycling. Smash your goals and compete with others around the world. With structured workouts and social group rides. iOS and Android compatible. Trusted by th...
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November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
On Zwift? Join our group ride next Tuesday! 6pm CST
Tuesday Tuff Ride - Innsbruckring
www.zwift.com/events/view/...
Tuesday Tuff Ride - Innsbruckring
www.zwift.com/events/view/...
Well that's pretty goddam metal if you ask me
The death metal band’s sole remaining member has launched a GoFundMe to get home to Portland
stereogum.com/2480744/vitr...
stereogum.com/2480744/vitr...
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Well that's pretty goddam metal if you ask me
New charcuterie just dropped
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
New charcuterie just dropped
Got one more short virtual meeting left today, and then a conference call tomorrow AM and I'm done till monday.
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Got one more short virtual meeting left today, and then a conference call tomorrow AM and I'm done till monday.
Me, with a giant can of Old Bay and a keg of Natty Boh:
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Me, with a giant can of Old Bay and a keg of Natty Boh:
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Celebrating 140 years of "i mean we can tweak the design but we pretty much got it"
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Celebrating 140 years of "i mean we can tweak the design but we pretty much got it"
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
This has got to be the absolute saddest BaT listing ever
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This has got to be the absolute saddest BaT listing ever
Yes please
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Yes please
Must-see videos show Miami food delivery robots causing chaotic traffic jams in Brickell, with one even blocking an ambulance.
Video: Food Delivery Robots Cause Brutal Traffic Jam in Brickell
Must-see videos show Miami food delivery robots causing chaotic traffic jams in Brickell, with one even blocking an ambulance.
www.miaminewtimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I keep thinking of her
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I keep thinking of her
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The importer, Rad Power Bikes Inc., of Seattle, Washington has refused to agree to an acceptable recall. Given its financial situation, Rad Power Bikes has indicated to CPSC that it is unable to offer replacement batteries or refunds to all consumers.
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The importer, Rad Power Bikes Inc., of Seattle, Washington has refused to agree to an acceptable recall. Given its financial situation, Rad Power Bikes has indicated to CPSC that it is unable to offer replacement batteries or refunds to all consumers.