🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
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我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
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ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
@[email protected]
ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
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![[ booping the snoot of a red panda who is like "hey!" ]
BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE
SNOOT BOOPIN BEATS](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tdqolm2oruycrai57rst5jkc/bafkreiakjgijdklfeor6slsrelux2ia5xdwnglhqi4z7zwugwypx2d4du4@jpeg)
until i can pin skeets i will post this every few months or so
theyre the same picture
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
theyre the same picture
ck louie da komedian ruined it for the several if not dozens of middle aged divorced men going through it who didnt Go Predator
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
ck louie da komedian ruined it for the several if not dozens of middle aged divorced men going through it who didnt Go Predator
Whēn ä cänḉொȅljɇḍ ṗḙȑḟȱṝṃër rėėntėrs Þë cǜltǘre, ẁé êxpêct Þęḿ ţṏ øḟḟȅr us græt work, channeling their newfound clarity into the finest art they've ever made.
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Whēn ä cänḉொȅljɇḍ ṗḙȑḟȱṝṃër rėėntėrs Þë cǜltǘre, ẁé êxpêct Þęḿ ţṏ øḟḟȅr us græt work, channeling their newfound clarity into the finest art they've ever made.
batman returns boomerang more like batman takes credit for returning a boomerang which was already coming back on its own
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
batman returns boomerang more like batman takes credit for returning a boomerang which was already coming back on its own
my weather radio is not picking up weather radio signal. seems bad
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
my weather radio is not picking up weather radio signal. seems bad
in my opinion the drangus kids should have in the decade or whatever the show's been on gotten some acting lessons or something
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
in my opinion the drangus kids should have in the decade or whatever the show's been on gotten some acting lessons or something
this is the most "skill issue" justification for not using alt text i ever seen
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
this is the most "skill issue" justification for not using alt text i ever seen
if only i could attract the attention of the ladies as readily as i attract the attention of middle aged men who have had some sort of epiphany and need to tell me all about it for hours because they dont have any friends
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
if only i could attract the attention of the ladies as readily as i attract the attention of middle aged men who have had some sort of epiphany and need to tell me all about it for hours because they dont have any friends
they cannot actually force you off the pavement. you can keep going as you were going. you don't have to get out of their way.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
they cannot actually force you off the pavement. you can keep going as you were going. you don't have to get out of their way.
lol dude
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
lol dude
Is there a name for this sort of rap because I’ve heard this time n cadence in a lot of things and it’s very distinct and i like it
youtu.be/M3wVC2-Il8I?...
youtu.be/M3wVC2-Il8I?...
Big Mouth (Original Mix)
YouTube video by The Beatangers & Boogie Vice - Topic
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Is there a name for this sort of rap because I’ve heard this time n cadence in a lot of things and it’s very distinct and i like it
youtu.be/M3wVC2-Il8I?...
youtu.be/M3wVC2-Il8I?...
Weve crossed the chicago threshold from cold (40s) to not even cold (20s)
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Weve crossed the chicago threshold from cold (40s) to not even cold (20s)
thinkin bout the little guy i saw last may and i had to pull my bike over and give it a ticket
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
thinkin bout the little guy i saw last may and i had to pull my bike over and give it a ticket
everybody flips you off? everybody smiles and waves at me. skill issue
i thought the "you don't know who i am" was understandable until i realized this is not screech savedbythebell
i thought the "you don't know who i am" was understandable until i realized this is not screech savedbythebell
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
everybody flips you off? everybody smiles and waves at me. skill issue
i thought the "you don't know who i am" was understandable until i realized this is not screech savedbythebell
i thought the "you don't know who i am" was understandable until i realized this is not screech savedbythebell
contemplating blowing mad dollaridoos on that red hat certification stuff
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
contemplating blowing mad dollaridoos on that red hat certification stuff
paul ws anderson is the best anderson director to have paul or w-and-s in his name
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
paul ws anderson is the best anderson director to have paul or w-and-s in his name
beautiful screamer, scream unto me
firemen with trampolines waiting for thee
sounds of the sirens fill up the street
maybe a bad time but i'd like to meet
firemen with trampolines waiting for thee
sounds of the sirens fill up the street
maybe a bad time but i'd like to meet
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
beautiful screamer, scream unto me
firemen with trampolines waiting for thee
sounds of the sirens fill up the street
maybe a bad time but i'd like to meet
firemen with trampolines waiting for thee
sounds of the sirens fill up the street
maybe a bad time but i'd like to meet
i see more guys complain about guys who dont like the beatles than i see guys talkin bout how they dont like the beatles
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i see more guys complain about guys who dont like the beatles than i see guys talkin bout how they dont like the beatles
i should try to be an interesting fact content guy and also have the facts be insane. but not like flat earther style. maybe movie explained but it's an absolutely stupid read. idk
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i should try to be an interesting fact content guy and also have the facts be insane. but not like flat earther style. maybe movie explained but it's an absolutely stupid read. idk
wrong language is alive die mad about it seek your content elsewhere ya nimrod
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
wrong language is alive die mad about it seek your content elsewhere ya nimrod
going back in time and giving dick dale a rotary tool to make surfing even more intense
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
going back in time and giving dick dale a rotary tool to make surfing even more intense
quentin tarantino calling anything a ripoff is kinda funny
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
quentin tarantino calling anything a ripoff is kinda funny