The Weed Witch
@the-weedwitch.bsky.social
is this the afterlife? aro/4b . indica-leaning hybrids . my black impala goes 85 . just sittin here on the group w bench . namaste bitch
weed . nature . existential political rage . general shitposting . dick jokes
weed . nature . existential political rage . general shitposting . dick jokes
lyin' (down) eyes
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
lyin' (down) eyes
Reposted by The Weed Witch
For a small fee I will back into the telephone pole outside your office.
For a slightly larger fee, I will drive through the front entrance playing "Sabotage" at top volume, wearing an Elf costume.
For a slightly larger fee, I will drive through the front entrance playing "Sabotage" at top volume, wearing an Elf costume.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
For a small fee I will back into the telephone pole outside your office.
For a slightly larger fee, I will drive through the front entrance playing "Sabotage" at top volume, wearing an Elf costume.
For a slightly larger fee, I will drive through the front entrance playing "Sabotage" at top volume, wearing an Elf costume.
enjoying the validation! sorry for whatever they said to you!
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
enjoying the validation! sorry for whatever they said to you!
I feel a completely unearned sense of achievement every time someone is wretched and I already have them blocked like yes, they are in fact terrible (I cannot see who it is to have full satisfaction though lol)
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I feel a completely unearned sense of achievement every time someone is wretched and I already have them blocked like yes, they are in fact terrible (I cannot see who it is to have full satisfaction though lol)
god forbid they hear you and of course say 'ngl ladies call me a wonder'
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
god forbid they hear you and of course say 'ngl ladies call me a wonder'