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The Weed Witch
@the-weedwitch.bsky.social
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is this the afterlife? aro/4b . indica-leaning hybrids . my black impala goes 85 . just sittin here on the group w bench . namaste bitch


weed . nature . existential political rage . general shitposting . dick jokes
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I feel a completely unearned sense of achievement every time someone is wretched and I already have them blocked like yes, they are in fact terrible (I cannot see who it is to have full satisfaction though lol)
Screenshot of a blocked post
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
multiple choice saying single, taken, with smoke this blunt checked off. an actor is pictured smoking a roach
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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last few ventures before the clock stole the light
an autumn view on a mountaintop with sun shining through pine trees, taller mountains in the distance a view of mountains a view across a valley from a mountaintop looking through trees across mountains
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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lmao 'adult content
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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always love this one
a dirt road covered in fall leaves through a forest, bitch trees with sunlit yellow leaves a waterfall with mitch less water than usual, fall foliage a selfie of a person with a jack'olantern emoji obscuring the face, on a mountain looking out at mountains ranging into the distance
October 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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met a baby ewok on today's hike
a porcupine climbing a tree
October 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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intermission for some recent views
A view of a lake near sunset A view of a lake, clear in parts and mossy algae in parts View from a mountain looking toward another mountain range the 1k foot elevation gain over 1 mile that took me about an hour to navigate up
September 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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so fucking high i just made this for no reason and i kind of love it?
image from ad from heretic perfume featuring bill crisafi's orange witch slut toad, which i have edited to be holding a bong instead of a fall candle
September 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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latest adventure. perfect weather, set a pr for an old favorite and tried a new extension which definitely was not cursed and no I definitely didn't see or hear anything
A view from a mountaintop clearing of other distant peaks what happens when you look too hard into the trees Early fall foliage with the sun glowing through the leaves Mossy agate, technically
September 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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finally found my own ultraspecific lesbian type (previous closest fit was chapstick)
the logo of the Vermont Cheese Council
September 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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a rescued small snapping turtle in a bucket
September 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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don't know why i ever come back down
A view from a mountaintop looking across a valley at more mountains
August 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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my very own ball pit
August 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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love being high, i need at least this much earth to feel grounded
August 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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this one was extra exciting because i met a man very similar to Buffalo Bill (complete with the little foofy white dog dog) on the way up, and then this charming cabin
A view from a mountaintop across a valley to other mountains A view from a mountaintop across a valley to other mountains A view from a mountaintop across a valley to other mountains A cool old lantern hands from a terrifying murder shack
July 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I guess they thought that was too on the nose for this one!
Hairpin Turn
July 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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it was a beautiful day
A view of mountains from another mountaintop A view of mountains from another mountaintop A view of mountains from another mountaintop
June 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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a 'grow your own axolotl' hydrating, brought to you by a 7yo with no warning or context
June 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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nature porn from today's adventure
a view of a forest waterfall in summer a view from a forest of mountains in summer
June 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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*unicorns all the tanks for pride*
A rainbow suction cup dildo
June 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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A screenshot of the results generated when the photo of the plane is loaded into the iNaturalist app, with the genus being elephant ears and the top match being taro
May 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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got super high today
a view standing on top of a mountain in late spring, with lots of green leaves. in the distance is a body of water and many more mountains.
May 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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ready
Tina Fey shoveling cake into her mouth on the news room set on SNL
May 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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the average person has 3 friends
the Sanderson sisters in the movie Hocus Pocus
May 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Inner entrance to Main Street Cafe Inside Main Street Cafe Inside Main Street Cafe
April 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM