Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
A hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. Two wheels good, four wheels bad. Ex Sociology adjunct turned Accounting nerd. North of Boston, near witches. Born into a 321 PPM world. He/Him. Enjoy every sandwich. Aurë entuluva.
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Great ride to remember a life stolen to soon. Rest in power, Alex. With @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social and @eschneider.bsky.social .
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What Blanche is missing and what the GOP has forgotten is that the public can condemn legal behavior that is morally depraved. But I guess when your party's entire fucking point is moral depravity you kinda sorta lose sight of that.
February 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
What Blanche is missing and what the GOP has forgotten is that the public can condemn legal behavior that is morally depraved. But I guess when your party's entire fucking point is moral depravity you kinda sorta lose sight of that.
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I spent all that time satirizing it and Bari Weiss just says it
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I spent all that time satirizing it and Bari Weiss just says it
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the villains in neuromancer being a family of gross inbred rich weirdos who want to live forever in space feels a little too on the nose
February 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
the villains in neuromancer being a family of gross inbred rich weirdos who want to live forever in space feels a little too on the nose
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Maybe Epstein sought him out because he saw that Chomsky co-authored a book titled Manufacturing Consent
we’ve known Chomsky was a piece of shit since he tried to downplay and deny the Khmer Rouge genocide back in the 70s, but I’m glad more people are *finally* figuring this out
February 2, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Maybe Epstein sought him out because he saw that Chomsky co-authored a book titled Manufacturing Consent
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Worth noting that blocking someone you follow doesn't remove you from their follow list, so it's possible a chunk of those people don't realise they show up as still following him.
February 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Worth noting that blocking someone you follow doesn't remove you from their follow list, so it's possible a chunk of those people don't realise they show up as still following him.
“Look, lots of our friends rape children” is the sort of winning message I hope the GOP sticks with.
February 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
“Look, lots of our friends rape children” is the sort of winning message I hope the GOP sticks with.
He's both metaphorically and literally shitting his pants now.
I'll give him this: He recognizes that the last shutdown hurt him BIGLY.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
He's both metaphorically and literally shitting his pants now.
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nate silver: libs are "spectacularly unfocused" for caring that the president is a paedophile
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
nate silver: libs are "spectacularly unfocused" for caring that the president is a paedophile
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It's kind of funny how "remembers high school thermodynamics" makes you substantially more knowledgeable than these guys
February 3, 2026 at 12:08 AM
It's kind of funny how "remembers high school thermodynamics" makes you substantially more knowledgeable than these guys
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The idea that there could actually be a business case for a data center that cant cool itself, cant power itself, fails at a significantly higher rate, and costs at least an extra $4,000 per kilogram is so fucking laughable that I dont even know where to start
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
The idea that there could actually be a business case for a data center that cant cool itself, cant power itself, fails at a significantly higher rate, and costs at least an extra $4,000 per kilogram is so fucking laughable that I dont even know where to start
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Many thanks to Lindsay for calling this what it is.
In contrast to the panicky stuff from practically everyone else.
In contrast to the panicky stuff from practically everyone else.
Sad old man calls for other people to solve his intractable problems:
Trump, in an Escalation, Calls for Republicans to ‘Nationalize’ Elections
www.nytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Many thanks to Lindsay for calling this what it is.
In contrast to the panicky stuff from practically everyone else.
In contrast to the panicky stuff from practically everyone else.
On mom's side in the mid 1930s, Sweden -> France -> England -> America can be reasonably and sensibly explained as "let's put some distance between us and this asshole Hitler."
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:05 AM
On mom's side in the mid 1930s, Sweden -> France -> England -> America can be reasonably and sensibly explained as "let's put some distance between us and this asshole Hitler."
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If my math is right 20% of the office has now resigned, including the previous group of resignations. That’s debilitating.
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
Live: Eight more federal prosecutors set to leave the Minnesota U.S. Attorney’s Office
The recent wave of departures follows the mass exodus of six veteran prosecutors last month who quit in protest of recent directives from the U.S. Department of Justice.
www.startribune.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
If my math is right 20% of the office has now resigned, including the previous group of resignations. That’s debilitating.
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
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twin cities drum collective protest against ICE on nicollet mall in downtown minneapolis. drummer in front of the mary tyler moore statue has a trans rights flag and the other drums say “PRINCE WOULD BE PISSED” and “ICE OUT”
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
twin cities drum collective protest against ICE on nicollet mall in downtown minneapolis. drummer in front of the mary tyler moore statue has a trans rights flag and the other drums say “PRINCE WOULD BE PISSED” and “ICE OUT”
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"I took a deal that's too good to be true from the guy who's famous for never paying people for work done, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to be okay."
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
"I took a deal that's too good to be true from the guy who's famous for never paying people for work done, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to be okay."
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The company that is supply many govt. agencies around the world with services like launch capabilities and internet services ....
...... is now the owner of the company that makes and distributes Child Sexual Assault Material.
...... is now the owner of the company that makes and distributes Child Sexual Assault Material.
A memo just went out to employees at two of Musk's companies: SpaceX has acquired xAI.
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The company that is supply many govt. agencies around the world with services like launch capabilities and internet services ....
...... is now the owner of the company that makes and distributes Child Sexual Assault Material.
...... is now the owner of the company that makes and distributes Child Sexual Assault Material.
Imagine how much cocaine went into writing that press release.
Oh my gd.
Musk is fucking insane with this quoted sentence from the press release on SpaceX acquiring xAI.
"This marks not just the next chapter, but the next book in SpaceX and xAI's mission: scaling to make a sentient sun to understand the Universe."
(full press release in images)
Musk is fucking insane with this quoted sentence from the press release on SpaceX acquiring xAI.
"This marks not just the next chapter, but the next book in SpaceX and xAI's mission: scaling to make a sentient sun to understand the Universe."
(full press release in images)
February 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Imagine how much cocaine went into writing that press release.
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in general it is very strange for anyone — even gutter racists — to imagine the mediterranean world as somehow looking like northern europe.
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
in general it is very strange for anyone — even gutter racists — to imagine the mediterranean world as somehow looking like northern europe.
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Billions of US tax dollars in the form of defense contracts are being used to prop up a child sexual abuse material generator.
A memo just went out to employees at two of Musk's companies: SpaceX has acquired xAI.
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Billions of US tax dollars in the form of defense contracts are being used to prop up a child sexual abuse material generator.
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I can never take the mask thing seriously because:
February 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I can never take the mask thing seriously because:
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Massachusetts leaders: Now do Massachusetts.
Bill advances allowing Californians able to sue federal officials - including federal immigration enforcement agents - over violations of their constitutional rights
#ICEOUT #CA
calmatters.org/newsletter/c...
#ICEOUT #CA
calmatters.org/newsletter/c...
CA Democratic lawmakers call out ICE
A bill allowing Californians to sue federal agents advanced as state lawmakers urged members of Congress to block more ICE funding.
calmatters.org
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Massachusetts leaders: Now do Massachusetts.
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I just think it's important that everybody sees this clip about the time DeForest "Bones" Kelley received a fan letter from a hot babe containing a weed joint
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I just think it's important that everybody sees this clip about the time DeForest "Bones" Kelley received a fan letter from a hot babe containing a weed joint