Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
A hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. Two wheels good, four wheels bad. Ex Sociology adjunct turned Accounting nerd. North of Boston, near witches. Born into a 321 PPM world. He/Him. Aurë entuluva. I have frogs everywhere.
We need a Honey Huan for our times:
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
We need a Honey Huan for our times:
Also, what did I do last night at 2:00 am?
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Also, what did I do last night at 2:00 am?
It's the same picture dot gif
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's the same picture dot gif
After the test
After the epiphany
After the vision
the revelation and the satori
The end of the road is
and always has been
Bay City
Where all travelers must come to a Separate Peace
or be swallowed up.
After the epiphany
After the vision
the revelation and the satori
The end of the road is
and always has been
Bay City
Where all travelers must come to a Separate Peace
or be swallowed up.
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
After the test
After the epiphany
After the vision
the revelation and the satori
The end of the road is
and always has been
Bay City
Where all travelers must come to a Separate Peace
or be swallowed up.
After the epiphany
After the vision
the revelation and the satori
The end of the road is
and always has been
Bay City
Where all travelers must come to a Separate Peace
or be swallowed up.
Asylums with doors open wide
Where people had paid to see inside
For entertainment they watch his body twist
Behind his eyes he says, "I still exist"
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
Where people had paid to see inside
For entertainment they watch his body twist
Behind his eyes he says, "I still exist"
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Asylums with doors open wide
Where people had paid to see inside
For entertainment they watch his body twist
Behind his eyes he says, "I still exist"
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
Where people had paid to see inside
For entertainment they watch his body twist
Behind his eyes he says, "I still exist"
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it:
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it:
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it:
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it:
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
We're gonna wash all our sins away
Down at Jah Laundromat today
And while the wash is getting done
We're gonna have us a little fun
Because Jah Laundromat is not a laundromat
Like any laundromat you've ever seen
Down at Jah Laundromat today
And while the wash is getting done
We're gonna have us a little fun
Because Jah Laundromat is not a laundromat
Like any laundromat you've ever seen
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
We're gonna wash all our sins away
Down at Jah Laundromat today
And while the wash is getting done
We're gonna have us a little fun
Because Jah Laundromat is not a laundromat
Like any laundromat you've ever seen
Down at Jah Laundromat today
And while the wash is getting done
We're gonna have us a little fun
Because Jah Laundromat is not a laundromat
Like any laundromat you've ever seen
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like Sex on the Beaches
What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What?
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like Sex on the Beaches
What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What?
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like Sex on the Beaches
What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What?
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like Sex on the Beaches
What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What?
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
Whiplash girl child in the dark
Comes in bells, your servant, don't forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
Downy sins of streetlight fancies
Chase the costumes she shall wear
Ermine furs adorn the imperious
Severin, Severin awaits you there
Whiplash girl child in the dark
Comes in bells, your servant, don't forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
Downy sins of streetlight fancies
Chase the costumes she shall wear
Ermine furs adorn the imperious
Severin, Severin awaits you there
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
Whiplash girl child in the dark
Comes in bells, your servant, don't forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
Downy sins of streetlight fancies
Chase the costumes she shall wear
Ermine furs adorn the imperious
Severin, Severin awaits you there
Whiplash girl child in the dark
Comes in bells, your servant, don't forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
Downy sins of streetlight fancies
Chase the costumes she shall wear
Ermine furs adorn the imperious
Severin, Severin awaits you there
Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
Melting in a pot of thieves, wild card up my sleeve
Thick, heart of stone, my sins, my own
They belong to me, me
People said, "Beware", but I don't care
Their words are just rules and regulations to me, me
Melting in a pot of thieves, wild card up my sleeve
Thick, heart of stone, my sins, my own
They belong to me, me
People said, "Beware", but I don't care
Their words are just rules and regulations to me, me
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
Melting in a pot of thieves, wild card up my sleeve
Thick, heart of stone, my sins, my own
They belong to me, me
People said, "Beware", but I don't care
Their words are just rules and regulations to me, me
Melting in a pot of thieves, wild card up my sleeve
Thick, heart of stone, my sins, my own
They belong to me, me
People said, "Beware", but I don't care
Their words are just rules and regulations to me, me
But what if I need to get a *lot* of groceries?
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
But what if I need to get a *lot* of groceries?
On the one hand, this parking lot has a 10 MPH speed limit. On the other hand, was this fire hydrant even wearing hi-viz?
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
On the one hand, this parking lot has a 10 MPH speed limit. On the other hand, was this fire hydrant even wearing hi-viz?
62 years ago today:
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
62 years ago today:
“Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret.Everyday, once a day, give yourself a present.Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the Men’s store.A catnap in your office chair. Or a really lovely Blueberry Sour Ale.”
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
“Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret.Everyday, once a day, give yourself a present.Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the Men’s store.A catnap in your office chair. Or a really lovely Blueberry Sour Ale.”
Counterpoint: Sun setting over Boston as seen from Boston Harbor.
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Counterpoint: Sun setting over Boston as seen from Boston Harbor.
God damn it. It’s this. Jesus.
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
God damn it. It’s this. Jesus.
See also Boston’s terrible history on bussing:
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
See also Boston’s terrible history on bussing:
@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social , ice cream with delicious NECCO wafers instead of jimmies.
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social , ice cream with delicious NECCO wafers instead of jimmies.
Define “chilly”
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Define “chilly”
He was great as Q
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He was great as Q
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
I hope R2 crashes right into this fucker who parks here most days and never gets a ticket.
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I hope R2 crashes right into this fucker who parks here most days and never gets a ticket.
“Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Everyday, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the Men’s store. A catnap. Or seeing this on the bike trail this morning and knowing we’re going to win.”
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Everyday, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the Men’s store. A catnap. Or seeing this on the bike trail this morning and knowing we’re going to win.”
I do not have a pirate tattoo. I do, however, fly a pirate flag on my bike trailer. You know what that flag cannot possibly be mistaken for? A fucking Totenkopf.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I do not have a pirate tattoo. I do, however, fly a pirate flag on my bike trailer. You know what that flag cannot possibly be mistaken for? A fucking Totenkopf.
