Dale Waffle
@darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social
Waffles should be served between medium and well done. I should know.
Dude's going as Colonel Harvey Sanders Keitel.
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Dude's going as Colonel Harvey Sanders Keitel.
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sometimes, which what i’ve learned from, of when’s all comes down to yourself — indeed, i might add — has always been them into some
I am going to die
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December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
sometimes, which what i’ve learned from, of when’s all comes down to yourself — indeed, i might add — has always been them into some
1. It's important to understand that the genesis of this discussion was an article written by an Ivy Leaguer no doubt motivated by the one time she saw somebody get an accommodation that she didn't believe was necessary.
2. Don't make things harder for people with disabilities. Full stop.
2. Don't make things harder for people with disabilities. Full stop.
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
1. It's important to understand that the genesis of this discussion was an article written by an Ivy Leaguer no doubt motivated by the one time she saw somebody get an accommodation that she didn't believe was necessary.
2. Don't make things harder for people with disabilities. Full stop.
2. Don't make things harder for people with disabilities. Full stop.
He's the most Emperor's New Clothes there has ever been.
Sen. Roger Marshall on Trump's health: "I'll work 110 hours a week. He outworks me. He's the first person I've ever known that works harder than I do. He runs around that golf course. He's in incredible shape right now. And you talk about sharp! He's playing 4 dimensional chess"
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
He's the most Emperor's New Clothes there has ever been.
It's odd that Matt here - literally the smartest man among us peons - doesn't turn his infinite wisdom into a successful political campaign that he would easily win given his incredible knowledge and foresight.
I think Republicans will probably hold the senate and Trump will be free to continue MAGAfying the judiciary — don’t seem that fucked to me
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It's odd that Matt here - literally the smartest man among us peons - doesn't turn his infinite wisdom into a successful political campaign that he would easily win given his incredible knowledge and foresight.
Does anybody at The Atlantic even bother editing this shit? "The ADA was suppose to make college more equitable" is fucking ridiculous. How on earth did this get published?
"Rich kids are gaming disability accommodations to gain an unfair advantage" is actually very different from "America has an extra-time-on-tests problem" — and the author hasn't proved that either! Rich kids might just be more likely to be diagnosed.
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Does anybody at The Atlantic even bother editing this shit? "The ADA was suppose to make college more equitable" is fucking ridiculous. How on earth did this get published?
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Always fun when some dickhead con law prof that looks like a bus pervert opens his mouth and says something irretrievably stupid first thing Monday morning.
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Always fun when some dickhead con law prof that looks like a bus pervert opens his mouth and says something irretrievably stupid first thing Monday morning.
Gimme Harrison Ford: you get The Fugitive.
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Gimme Harrison Ford: you get The Fugitive.
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
An extremely environmentally friendly meal if you ask me, what with not using up any of the world's rapidly depleting salt reserves.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
An extremely environmentally friendly meal if you ask me, what with not using up any of the world's rapidly depleting salt reserves.
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The "Larry Summers complained to Jeffrey Epstein that MeToo went too far" and "Olivia Nuzzi committed crimes on behalf of the fascist she masturbated with while reporting on him" are the same story: American elites have no ideology other than "I should be untouchable." Society is run by empty husks
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The "Larry Summers complained to Jeffrey Epstein that MeToo went too far" and "Olivia Nuzzi committed crimes on behalf of the fascist she masturbated with while reporting on him" are the same story: American elites have no ideology other than "I should be untouchable." Society is run by empty husks
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this zatoichi is something else. guy can't see shit and he's still the best swordman in town. gives an incredible massage too. anyway me and a few local dipshits are gonna go take him out, pretty easily i figure
January 13, 2024 at 1:07 AM
this zatoichi is something else. guy can't see shit and he's still the best swordman in town. gives an incredible massage too. anyway me and a few local dipshits are gonna go take him out, pretty easily i figure
The definition of masculinity should be a sliding scale that lessens as there is more concern about engaging in allegedly coded behaviors.
In other words, if you're a man who can't enjoy an ice cream cone because you're worried it could be perceived as gay, you are not masculine, you fucking baby.
In other words, if you're a man who can't enjoy an ice cream cone because you're worried it could be perceived as gay, you are not masculine, you fucking baby.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The definition of masculinity should be a sliding scale that lessens as there is more concern about engaging in allegedly coded behaviors.
In other words, if you're a man who can't enjoy an ice cream cone because you're worried it could be perceived as gay, you are not masculine, you fucking baby.
In other words, if you're a man who can't enjoy an ice cream cone because you're worried it could be perceived as gay, you are not masculine, you fucking baby.
Can Kristin Scott Thomas be given a lifetime achievement award for this reaction to her boss's unrepetent dipshittery in Slow Horses?
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Can Kristin Scott Thomas be given a lifetime achievement award for this reaction to her boss's unrepetent dipshittery in Slow Horses?
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a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
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"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
The Warriors easily features one of the best looking opening sequences ever.
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The Warriors easily features one of the best looking opening sequences ever.
A lot of people are saying this is the smartest thing that has ever been written.
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A lot of people are saying this is the smartest thing that has ever been written.
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I will also come get you and you can eat with us instead
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I will also come get you and you can eat with us instead
"But they're like the people chained up in the cave, in the allegory of the people in the cave by the Greek guy..." is a lyric I just recognized for the first time in "No One Knows My Plan" by They Might Be Giants.
That's good lyricin'!
That's good lyricin'!
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"But they're like the people chained up in the cave, in the allegory of the people in the cave by the Greek guy..." is a lyric I just recognized for the first time in "No One Knows My Plan" by They Might Be Giants.
That's good lyricin'!
That's good lyricin'!
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
You KNOW this guy pulled a chair up in front of the class, turned it around, sat on it backwards, and asked the kids if they were interested in rapping about numbers.
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You KNOW this guy pulled a chair up in front of the class, turned it around, sat on it backwards, and asked the kids if they were interested in rapping about numbers.
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the Harvard Crimson called Epstein a “child sex offender” while the Chronicle of Higher Ed called him a “disgraced financier” and that pretty much sums up where we are with higher ed journalism
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
the Harvard Crimson called Epstein a “child sex offender” while the Chronicle of Higher Ed called him a “disgraced financier” and that pretty much sums up where we are with higher ed journalism
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊