This is what it looked like on my timeline.

They lit this candle three rooms away.

Day two. A large cheap ribeye from Kroger (on deep discount for whatever reason) and cheesy potato casserole. I'm out here continuing to successfully dodge every traditional Thanksgiving food.

Breakfast made, eaten, red sauce is on, we will be ready to eat by 4pm.

Can Kristin Scott Thomas be given a lifetime achievement award for this reaction to her boss's unrepetent dipshittery in Slow Horses?

Literal Republican policy.

The Warriors easily features one of the best looking opening sequences ever.

"Let's go see the entire hotel, shall we, I'll take you on a quick tour and then you can all get back to your suckfest."

A genuine "better than the gods" situation brewing.

Just to be clear, this guy?

Staten Island is running out of votes now.