Canadian Bacon
@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
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We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.
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You're not the boss of me. My dogs and cats are the boss of me
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You're not the boss of me. My dogs and cats are the boss of me
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Schrödinger's flirt: where I am both totally kidding and actually flirting depending on whether or not you're into it.
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Schrödinger's flirt: where I am both totally kidding and actually flirting depending on whether or not you're into it.
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I have to do an errand that I’ve been putting off for three days. Once I arrive there, the errand will take less than five minutes. But errands are contagious and I know if I accomplish that errand I will have to do several others.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I have to do an errand that I’ve been putting off for three days. Once I arrive there, the errand will take less than five minutes. But errands are contagious and I know if I accomplish that errand I will have to do several others.
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I’m not as exciting as you think I am.
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I’m not as exciting as you think I am.
Making some jam on a cold Saturday morning just to feel something.
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Making some jam on a cold Saturday morning just to feel something.
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Dammit I just found another tranche of things to worry about at 4 am
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Dammit I just found another tranche of things to worry about at 4 am
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You’re like a single shoe abandoned in a parking lot. You must have a story but I don’t think I want to know what it is.
April 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You’re like a single shoe abandoned in a parking lot. You must have a story but I don’t think I want to know what it is.
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Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
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be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?
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If anyone is even remotely nice to me, I assume that they are wearing a wire.
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If anyone is even remotely nice to me, I assume that they are wearing a wire.
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I keep the relationship alive by utilizing my other personalities
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I keep the relationship alive by utilizing my other personalities
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It's been brought to my attention that over the last few years I have developed a major case of "go fuck yourself" face
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It's been brought to my attention that over the last few years I have developed a major case of "go fuck yourself" face
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turns out i don’t quit bad habits so much as shuffle them around a little
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
turns out i don’t quit bad habits so much as shuffle them around a little
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lining up the taco filing that fell out onto my plate with a piece of taco shell like its cocaine
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
lining up the taco filing that fell out onto my plate with a piece of taco shell like its cocaine
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My life would be so much easier if I had a few minions.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
My life would be so much easier if I had a few minions.
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Just washed the mattress cover so yeah, you could say that shit is getting serious…
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Just washed the mattress cover so yeah, you could say that shit is getting serious…
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If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
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Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
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Cats aren't afraid of the void
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Cats aren't afraid of the void
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the only bae i want is bacon and eggs
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
the only bae i want is bacon and eggs
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that’s enough reality for one day
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 AM
that’s enough reality for one day
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Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
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Look, I got out of bed this morning and put on underwear and pants. What more do you people want from me?
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Look, I got out of bed this morning and put on underwear and pants. What more do you people want from me?
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A series of unfortunate annoyances
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A series of unfortunate annoyances
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Making sure she’s properly filthy before taking her morning shower…
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Making sure she’s properly filthy before taking her morning shower…