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Just over here doing some R&R (repost and reply).
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everyone relax rfk jr was simply running to go get his chainsaw
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
everyone relax rfk jr was simply running to go get his chainsaw
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I dare that tough guy Sandwich Man to throw a double meatball sub with marinara, sautéed onions, and melted mozzarella at my mouf
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I dare that tough guy Sandwich Man to throw a double meatball sub with marinara, sautéed onions, and melted mozzarella at my mouf
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Asked my dog if he wanted to go walkies and he said that the sun doth bleed behind a sullen cloud as silence stalks the fields in funeral shroud, which is a fair point
July 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Asked my dog if he wanted to go walkies and he said that the sun doth bleed behind a sullen cloud as silence stalks the fields in funeral shroud, which is a fair point
And people. Doing things with people is next level hell.
Go to a kids party at Chuck E Cheese and tell me I’m wrong.
Go to a kids party at Chuck E Cheese and tell me I’m wrong.
I hate doing things
August 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
And people. Doing things with people is next level hell.
Go to a kids party at Chuck E Cheese and tell me I’m wrong.
Go to a kids party at Chuck E Cheese and tell me I’m wrong.
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It's like...you know when the moon sorta hits your eye? You know? And it's kinda like a pizza? Like a pizza moon hitting you in the eye? I'm not explaining it right, look I really like this girl
August 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It's like...you know when the moon sorta hits your eye? You know? And it's kinda like a pizza? Like a pizza moon hitting you in the eye? I'm not explaining it right, look I really like this girl
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THEM: Do you go on Facebook often?
ME: I have something similar. We have a landfill nearby, and I just go there and stare at it.
ME: I have something similar. We have a landfill nearby, and I just go there and stare at it.
August 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
THEM: Do you go on Facebook often?
ME: I have something similar. We have a landfill nearby, and I just go there and stare at it.
ME: I have something similar. We have a landfill nearby, and I just go there and stare at it.
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I beat up Colonel Sanders using nothing but a single chicken drumstick and unbridled rage.
August 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I beat up Colonel Sanders using nothing but a single chicken drumstick and unbridled rage.
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There is no greater paternity test than my kid laughing at her own fart in the checkout line
July 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
There is no greater paternity test than my kid laughing at her own fart in the checkout line
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I have no skeets in me and by skeets I mean jizz
August 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I have no skeets in me and by skeets I mean jizz
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Maybe one sock is ghosting the other sock and it’s really none of our business.
July 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Maybe one sock is ghosting the other sock and it’s really none of our business.
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why are they called bangers instead of get help
July 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
why are they called bangers instead of get help
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anytime five brads are in the same room they combine to form a brock who immediately pops his collar and engages in an all-out winner-takes-all game of beer pong with the closest kyle for the keys to his camaro
December 26, 2024 at 5:21 PM
anytime five brads are in the same room they combine to form a brock who immediately pops his collar and engages in an all-out winner-takes-all game of beer pong with the closest kyle for the keys to his camaro
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when the blinds are uneven and you pull the wrong string making them more uneven so you pull the other string too hard out of frustration and now they’re uneven the other way so then you just leave them crooked and get back to shouting your list of demands down to the cops
October 19, 2023 at 5:26 PM
when the blinds are uneven and you pull the wrong string making them more uneven so you pull the other string too hard out of frustration and now they’re uneven the other way so then you just leave them crooked and get back to shouting your list of demands down to the cops
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If a friend of mine died and came back to life three days later, I’d beat them back to death with a stick
May 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If a friend of mine died and came back to life three days later, I’d beat them back to death with a stick
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Imagine 20 ppl IRL liking something you said.. I mean I only know 5 ppl & 3 of them live in my head🤯
May 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Imagine 20 ppl IRL liking something you said.. I mean I only know 5 ppl & 3 of them live in my head🤯
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If they replace the wafers with little mini deep dish pizzas, I'm going back to church.
May 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If they replace the wafers with little mini deep dish pizzas, I'm going back to church.
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“Hey, I’m Wendy. Uh, we have square hamburgers.”
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May 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“Hey, I’m Wendy. Uh, we have square hamburgers.”
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Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
May 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
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I dated a man bun once. He took me mini-golfing, and later, I watched him weep over a handcrafted beer flight.
May 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I dated a man bun once. He took me mini-golfing, and later, I watched him weep over a handcrafted beer flight.
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*rolls over to you on a yoga ball* everyone thinks you’re a little bitch *rolls away*
May 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
*rolls over to you on a yoga ball* everyone thinks you’re a little bitch *rolls away*
Watch me leave shit out on OnlySans.
Watch me fuck my skin up on OnlyTans
Watch me fuck a Peter on OnlyPans
April 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Watch me leave shit out on OnlySans.
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Me: Sometimes I say weird shit because I think it’s funny. Sometimes it’s a cry for help.
Cashier: Jesus Christ you’re exhausting.
Cashier: Jesus Christ you’re exhausting.
April 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Me: Sometimes I say weird shit because I think it’s funny. Sometimes it’s a cry for help.
Cashier: Jesus Christ you’re exhausting.
Cashier: Jesus Christ you’re exhausting.
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Always leave them wanting their money back.
April 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Always leave them wanting their money back.
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Every day I wake up like mia from pulp fiction. It's probably nothing
April 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Every day I wake up like mia from pulp fiction. It's probably nothing