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Kealeen The Griff

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Never assume you're the smartest person in the room.Political punk, podcaster, pop culture evangelist. Complicated cancer survivor; still healing. She/Her.If you’re not a Fascist/Racist/Misogynist/Homophobe/Transphobe/Xenophobe/Antisemite, we’re cool.

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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · May 30

A President who claims a standardly-edited interview of his political opponent (whom he “defeated” months ago) caused him “mental anguish” is unfit to lead a one-man kazoo parade, yet alone a country.

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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 31m

Mitch falling is basically eleventy billion things being true at once.

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 2d

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 3h

I scrolled through a PageSix gallery of celebs and the show, and thought, “Wow, even for 2025, this is chaotic as hell.”

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Kayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 1d

I wrote this.

Pajiba @pajiba.com · 1d

Let’s Make Selling Out Embarrassing Again

The fallout from the Riyadh Comedy Festival has been swift and forceful. The devil's row of comedians who signed up to play the controversial event, and agreed to heavy contractually obligated self-censorship in the process, are now facing pushback from... Read more...

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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 1d

Rewatching this, and how is it over 8 years old, when it could reasonably be less than 8 minutes old.

Weekend Update: Cathy Anne on James Comey - SNL

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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 1d

I cackled while choking back tears when I finally said out loud, “It’s been less than a year.”

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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 2d

90s Banger Of The Day: Nirvana - The Man Who Sold The World

The Man Who Sold The World - Live

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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 2d

Can we get Chance The Rapper back on SNL while we still have time and space? That’s what’s up.

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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah that is basically my regular thought process.

Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, I tried not to go there, but you’re not wrong.

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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 3d

47 Orange Balloons.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 3d

Just in case the dramatically low Leni Riefenstahl-style angle was too subtle, they used a word from her most famous movie

Time magazine cover featuring a photo of Trump from a dramatically low angle

HIS
TRIUMPH
by ERIC CORTELLESSA
THE LEADER ISRAEL NEEDED
by EHUD BARAK
HOW GAZA HEALS

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 3d

Just in case the dramatically low Leni Riefenstahl-style angle was too subtle, they used a word from her most famous movie

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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 3d

He grew up in Ohio! Although he never admitted to the paint chips.

Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 3d

Rob Lowe is basically his character from WW, so he is not invited.

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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 3d

With Christopher Walken.

Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 3d

Do they tour with the Shitty Beatles? youtu.be/mPIpeW581rE?...

The Shitty Beatles [wayne's world clip]

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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 3d

I remain smug that she didn’t get those elephants.

Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 3d

I just rewatched the opening scene of GoT’s “The Winds Of Winter,” and I thought, “Hey, Cersei, you’re not the first person to go through the pain of growing back out your hair.”