MiloKilledPunk
@milopoint.bsky.social
If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.
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MiloKilledPunk
@milopoint.bsky.social
· Mar 14
You say, "'Ere long done do does did"
Words which could only be your own
And then produce the text from whence was ripped
Some dizzy whore, 1804
Words which could only be your own
And then produce the text from whence was ripped
Some dizzy whore, 1804
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Damn, boy. Are you a bean bag chair?
Because I’m never going to get off.
Because I’m never going to get off.
November 26, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Damn, boy. Are you a bean bag chair?
Because I’m never going to get off.
Because I’m never going to get off.
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and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
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It’s ok if you’re not telling, because I wasn’t asking.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
It’s ok if you’re not telling, because I wasn’t asking.
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[slides u a briefcase filled with spaghetti]
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
[slides u a briefcase filled with spaghetti]
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Remember kids: always wear your floaties before jumping into the void to distract the abyss walkers
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Remember kids: always wear your floaties before jumping into the void to distract the abyss walkers
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I'm quiet but my thoughts are loud.
September 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I'm quiet but my thoughts are loud.
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This day in history. 1992. Metal detectorist Eric Lawes found the Hoxne Hoard of Roman gold and silver, now on display at the British Museum along with the ring his fiancé returned because of all the metal detecting.
November 16, 2023 at 10:49 AM
This day in history. 1992. Metal detectorist Eric Lawes found the Hoxne Hoard of Roman gold and silver, now on display at the British Museum along with the ring his fiancé returned because of all the metal detecting.
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sure sex is great but have you ever plugged in a usb the first time
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
sure sex is great but have you ever plugged in a usb the first time
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Asked my therapist if I could invoice my trauma. She said insurance doesn’t cover poetic justice.
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Asked my therapist if I could invoice my trauma. She said insurance doesn’t cover poetic justice.
STOP
SCROLLING
THERE
IS
NO
END
SCROLLING
THERE
IS
NO
END
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
STOP
SCROLLING
THERE
IS
NO
END
SCROLLING
THERE
IS
NO
END
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I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
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The year is 2038 A.D. President MechaHitler invades Canada. NATO crumbles. The Mennonites are the lone holdouts, leading the resistance with an unlikely ally: 📎
“It looks like you're trying to overthrow a fascist dictator. Can I help?”
Butter-churner EMP, and an army of cable-chewing rats gear up.
“It looks like you're trying to overthrow a fascist dictator. Can I help?”
Butter-churner EMP, and an army of cable-chewing rats gear up.
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The year is 2038 A.D. President MechaHitler invades Canada. NATO crumbles. The Mennonites are the lone holdouts, leading the resistance with an unlikely ally: 📎
“It looks like you're trying to overthrow a fascist dictator. Can I help?”
Butter-churner EMP, and an army of cable-chewing rats gear up.
“It looks like you're trying to overthrow a fascist dictator. Can I help?”
Butter-churner EMP, and an army of cable-chewing rats gear up.
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Roses are red
Rhyming is difficult
Dammit
Rhyming is difficult
Dammit
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Roses are red
Rhyming is difficult
Dammit
Rhyming is difficult
Dammit
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You bore and confound me in equal measure. No small feat.
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You bore and confound me in equal measure. No small feat.
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pony: is this your card?
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
pony: is this your card?
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
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Time for that old Marie Curie music
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Time for that old Marie Curie music
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It's become abundantly clear that the wealthy are incapable of happiness, which makes the fact that so much of our society is structured around trying to make them happy particularly obscene.
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It's become abundantly clear that the wealthy are incapable of happiness, which makes the fact that so much of our society is structured around trying to make them happy particularly obscene.
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so apparently 15yos are all lolitas preying on these men and are also old enough to be tried as an adult for a crime but can’t decide their own gender affirming care oh ok
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
so apparently 15yos are all lolitas preying on these men and are also old enough to be tried as an adult for a crime but can’t decide their own gender affirming care oh ok
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did so much today and now at 4.41pm realising i only had one cup of coffee all day and it's too late to have anymore coffee so i will sit here and lament the coffees that never were please respect my privacy during this devastating time
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
did so much today and now at 4.41pm realising i only had one cup of coffee all day and it's too late to have anymore coffee so i will sit here and lament the coffees that never were please respect my privacy during this devastating time
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Just a thought, but what if we stop asking “how much worse can it get?”
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Just a thought, but what if we stop asking “how much worse can it get?”
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I try to make my posts generic to appeal to all three of you
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I try to make my posts generic to appeal to all three of you
Finally caved and found a therapist. She is kind and generous, asked how she could help me. I poured my heart out and in the end, she suggested that I might also like french fries.
Today I accepted help, and committed myself to the process.
Today I accepted help, and committed myself to the process.
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Finally caved and found a therapist. She is kind and generous, asked how she could help me. I poured my heart out and in the end, she suggested that I might also like french fries.
Today I accepted help, and committed myself to the process.
Today I accepted help, and committed myself to the process.
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You asked a question at the end of a work meeting. Prepare to die.
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You asked a question at the end of a work meeting. Prepare to die.
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one day i hope to have a wing of a bakery named after me
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
one day i hope to have a wing of a bakery named after me
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eyes popping out and making an awooga sound as i glaze my pan of hot cinnamon rolls
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
eyes popping out and making an awooga sound as i glaze my pan of hot cinnamon rolls