Bob WaloogaLoogaLoogaLoogaLooga
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It's nice how people leave those free dogs tied up outside shops for you to take home when you're feeling sad
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
It's nice how people leave those free dogs tied up outside shops for you to take home when you're feeling sad
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My brother was the best at hide-and-seek. I miss you, Mikey. Wherever you are
January 19, 2026 at 5:57 PM
My brother was the best at hide-and-seek. I miss you, Mikey. Wherever you are
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Most people don’t realize how vast Greenland really is
January 18, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Most people don’t realize how vast Greenland really is
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G.I. Joe = Gastrointestinal Joseph
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
G.I. Joe = Gastrointestinal Joseph
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Starfish: I am so named because I am shaped like a star
Seahorse: I have the head of a horse
Clownfish: *swims away quickly but crashes into a rock*
Seahorse: I have the head of a horse
Clownfish: *swims away quickly but crashes into a rock*
January 20, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Starfish: I am so named because I am shaped like a star
Seahorse: I have the head of a horse
Clownfish: *swims away quickly but crashes into a rock*
Seahorse: I have the head of a horse
Clownfish: *swims away quickly but crashes into a rock*
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
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INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
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how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas
December 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas
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The only good Samaritan is a dead Samaritan
August 7, 2024 at 3:18 PM
The only good Samaritan is a dead Samaritan
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Bro!!! Bro, your petard, bro!!! Look out, dude!!!! That thing could straight up hoist you!!! Bro!! BRO!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Bro!!! Bro, your petard, bro!!! Look out, dude!!!! That thing could straight up hoist you!!! Bro!! BRO!!!!
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Unconditional love. Exactly the same as regular love, just with added butt stuff.
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Unconditional love. Exactly the same as regular love, just with added butt stuff.
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so i'm talking to Bill and he's telling me about this crazy day he had at his chocolate factory where all these kids kept dying, and i'm like wait you're THAT Bill Wonka?? been friends for ten years and he'd never once mentioned the factory. really humble guy
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
so i'm talking to Bill and he's telling me about this crazy day he had at his chocolate factory where all these kids kept dying, and i'm like wait you're THAT Bill Wonka?? been friends for ten years and he'd never once mentioned the factory. really humble guy
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SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
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the entire difference between kyle rittenhouse and alex pretti is that kyle rittenhouse was there to shoot people the cops wanted to shoot and alex pretti was there to protect people the cops wanted to shoot
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
the entire difference between kyle rittenhouse and alex pretti is that kyle rittenhouse was there to shoot people the cops wanted to shoot and alex pretti was there to protect people the cops wanted to shoot
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Hemingway’s editor: The short story you sent is great, but I’d like to see you flesh it out. Who is this baby— and why doesn’t he wear shoes?
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hemingway’s editor: The short story you sent is great, but I’d like to see you flesh it out. Who is this baby— and why doesn’t he wear shoes?
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It's ironic that sex is called "how's your father" because it really is one of the worst times to ask that question
August 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It's ironic that sex is called "how's your father" because it really is one of the worst times to ask that question
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(struggling to name one spice girl) garlic spice
December 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
(struggling to name one spice girl) garlic spice
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
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🎵Mitosis brings all the cells to the yard
🎵And they're like o ꝏ oo ꝏꝏ oooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏ oooooooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏ
🎵And they're like o ꝏ oo ꝏꝏ oooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏ oooooooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏ
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
🎵Mitosis brings all the cells to the yard
🎵And they're like o ꝏ oo ꝏꝏ oooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏ oooooooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏ
🎵And they're like o ꝏ oo ꝏꝏ oooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏ oooooooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏ
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Day 1: Bought a diary
Day 2: Milked some cows
Day 3: Took a remedial spelling class
Day 4: Realize I actually bought a dairy
Day 2: Milked some cows
Day 3: Took a remedial spelling class
Day 4: Realize I actually bought a dairy
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Day 1: Bought a diary
Day 2: Milked some cows
Day 3: Took a remedial spelling class
Day 4: Realize I actually bought a dairy
Day 2: Milked some cows
Day 3: Took a remedial spelling class
Day 4: Realize I actually bought a dairy
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A murderer tries to stab me but with each thrust of his knife I block it with a sweet potato and after six stabs or so I gently place it in the oven at 400 degrees for 45 minutes
September 6, 2023 at 9:12 PM
A murderer tries to stab me but with each thrust of his knife I block it with a sweet potato and after six stabs or so I gently place it in the oven at 400 degrees for 45 minutes
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Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair