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New York Times is trying to make weed addiction sound worse than alcoholism yet they still expect me to pay money to read their articles
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
New York Times is trying to make weed addiction sound worse than alcoholism yet they still expect me to pay money to read their articles
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People that say no to a third slice of pizza
1. Why would you?
2. How could you?
1. Why would you?
2. How could you?
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
People that say no to a third slice of pizza
1. Why would you?
2. How could you?
1. Why would you?
2. How could you?
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Please don't stereotype the Italian ski slopes. The courses in other countries also threaten to break your legs.
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Please don't stereotype the Italian ski slopes. The courses in other countries also threaten to break your legs.
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going forward this is my reply to all of 2026
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
going forward this is my reply to all of 2026
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This is one of those ‘if I wake up dead tomorrow it will still be a better day than today’ kind of days.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
This is one of those ‘if I wake up dead tomorrow it will still be a better day than today’ kind of days.
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i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate
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Ever read that Bible story where demons possessed a herd of pigs? I bet evil hot dogs would taste even better than regular hot dogs.
February 8, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Ever read that Bible story where demons possessed a herd of pigs? I bet evil hot dogs would taste even better than regular hot dogs.
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First time I watched the boob tube I was disappointed
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
First time I watched the boob tube I was disappointed
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We are stranded on a hostile planet that's orbiting a treacherous star. Everyone and everything we love dies. But yes, I am ready for some football
September 17, 2023 at 11:48 PM
We are stranded on a hostile planet that's orbiting a treacherous star. Everyone and everything we love dies. But yes, I am ready for some football
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I lost all my money sports gambling on the puppy bowl
February 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I lost all my money sports gambling on the puppy bowl
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Really looking forward to Green Day playing today. They remind me of my first midlife crisis
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Really looking forward to Green Day playing today. They remind me of my first midlife crisis
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the superbowl hasn’t even started yet. the score is still 0-0. stay tuned for more updates.
February 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
the superbowl hasn’t even started yet. the score is still 0-0. stay tuned for more updates.
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i’m told that the game will be approximately 3 to 14 hours long, depending on certain factors like space, time, god & whatnot. stay tuned for more updates.
February 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
i’m told that the game will be approximately 3 to 14 hours long, depending on certain factors like space, time, god & whatnot. stay tuned for more updates.
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Do not cringe, or you too will be cringed.
February 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Do not cringe, or you too will be cringed.
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Millennial priests all "For God so stanned the world, that he cancelled his best boi, that whosoever is his mutual should not be ghosted, but be lit AF."
November 26, 2023 at 5:05 PM
Millennial priests all "For God so stanned the world, that he cancelled his best boi, that whosoever is his mutual should not be ghosted, but be lit AF."
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if my team wins today it will be amazing because they’re not playing
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
if my team wins today it will be amazing because they’re not playing
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i bet the kitchen floors in those curlers homes are immaculate
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
i bet the kitchen floors in those curlers homes are immaculate
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american cheese is just like regular cheese but it owns a gun
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
american cheese is just like regular cheese but it owns a gun
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Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
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The left are teaching our kids to cooperate and care about each other. So I have created a right-wing children's show where it just shows children being beaten so kids learn to be resilient and respectful, or else.
February 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
The left are teaching our kids to cooperate and care about each other. So I have created a right-wing children's show where it just shows children being beaten so kids learn to be resilient and respectful, or else.
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A farmer invested $10 million of his own money for research on the effects of marijuana on cattle.
The steaks were high.
The steaks were high.
February 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
A farmer invested $10 million of his own money for research on the effects of marijuana on cattle.
The steaks were high.
The steaks were high.
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But seriously, you can’t talk about any of this worldwide shitshow without sounding like a guy who lives alone in a van in a state forest and yells at squirrels. I mean, it’s more X-Files than X-Files. Anyhoo, go Pats
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
But seriously, you can’t talk about any of this worldwide shitshow without sounding like a guy who lives alone in a van in a state forest and yells at squirrels. I mean, it’s more X-Files than X-Files. Anyhoo, go Pats
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The deepest conversations I've had in life have been with myself.
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
The deepest conversations I've had in life have been with myself.