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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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Me, five minutes after leaving the house: I have made a terrible mistake and must return to my nest immediately.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Me, five minutes after leaving the house: I have made a terrible mistake and must return to my nest immediately.
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i always accept cookies. who wouldn’t ? are you insane they’re delicious jfc
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
i always accept cookies. who wouldn’t ? are you insane they’re delicious jfc
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A key ring is a cool little thing that allows you to lose all your keys at once
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A key ring is a cool little thing that allows you to lose all your keys at once
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Pre workout drink? You mean heart attack juice?
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Pre workout drink? You mean heart attack juice?
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It was mine too but…
my guiding principle in life is to Not end up on Dateline NBC
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It was mine too but…
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[me during a relaxing massage]
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
[me during a relaxing massage]
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
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ever since i was a child i always knew i wanted to mine every single moment of my waking life to make jokes on a computer
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
ever since i was a child i always knew i wanted to mine every single moment of my waking life to make jokes on a computer
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Got my tetanus shot updated so it's safe to step on all my favorite rusty nails again
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Got my tetanus shot updated so it's safe to step on all my favorite rusty nails again
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I might be jumping the gun but I've already put 2025 in my year view mirror.
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I might be jumping the gun but I've already put 2025 in my year view mirror.
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Technology that shocks me.
20 years ago lab work for an A1C took days to get results.
Today, a finger stick followed by a message that my A1C result was ready in three minutes.
Pros: lightning fast and accurate.
Cons: costs $54 dollars a stick but insurance gets charged $450.
20 years ago lab work for an A1C took days to get results.
Today, a finger stick followed by a message that my A1C result was ready in three minutes.
Pros: lightning fast and accurate.
Cons: costs $54 dollars a stick but insurance gets charged $450.
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Technology that shocks me.
20 years ago lab work for an A1C took days to get results.
Today, a finger stick followed by a message that my A1C result was ready in three minutes.
Pros: lightning fast and accurate.
Cons: costs $54 dollars a stick but insurance gets charged $450.
20 years ago lab work for an A1C took days to get results.
Today, a finger stick followed by a message that my A1C result was ready in three minutes.
Pros: lightning fast and accurate.
Cons: costs $54 dollars a stick but insurance gets charged $450.
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
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Happy Friday you animals!
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Happy Friday you animals!
i always accept cookies. who wouldn’t ? are you insane they’re delicious jfc
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
i always accept cookies. who wouldn’t ? are you insane they’re delicious jfc
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I went gray early, but still think of myself as a brunette. I've lived in Iowa for 18 years, but still call myself a Southerner. Denial is my game.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I went gray early, but still think of myself as a brunette. I've lived in Iowa for 18 years, but still call myself a Southerner. Denial is my game.
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still existing over here (without my consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
still existing over here (without my consent)
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Woke up 2 hours before my alarm and couldn't get back to sleep so I get it serial killers
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Woke up 2 hours before my alarm and couldn't get back to sleep so I get it serial killers
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Might sell Avon door to door as a side hustle
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Might sell Avon door to door as a side hustle
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realtor: jesus. your house is a monstrosity
frankenstein: what
frankenstein: what
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
realtor: jesus. your house is a monstrosity
frankenstein: what
frankenstein: what
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Turns out my morning affirmations were waaaaayy off.
September 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Turns out my morning affirmations were waaaaayy off.
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If you tell little white lies such as the turkey is moist, the stuffing tastes great, and that's the best pie you ever had, that's called Thanksfibbing.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If you tell little white lies such as the turkey is moist, the stuffing tastes great, and that's the best pie you ever had, that's called Thanksfibbing.
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ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
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I miss phone booths both as a source for loose change and also as protection against attacking seagulls
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I miss phone booths both as a source for loose change and also as protection against attacking seagulls
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Cats seem to enjoy when items are on an edge.
Printers seem to enjoy when people are on the edge.
Coincidence?
I think... well, yes. I guess it is.
Printers seem to enjoy when people are on the edge.
Coincidence?
I think... well, yes. I guess it is.
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Cats seem to enjoy when items are on an edge.
Printers seem to enjoy when people are on the edge.
Coincidence?
I think... well, yes. I guess it is.
Printers seem to enjoy when people are on the edge.
Coincidence?
I think... well, yes. I guess it is.
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A Bee Gees appreciation day, call it Thanksgibbing
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
A Bee Gees appreciation day, call it Thanksgibbing
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i was raptured earlier but didn’t care for it they kept trying to get me to sign up for paramount+ anyway i’m back now
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i was raptured earlier but didn’t care for it they kept trying to get me to sign up for paramount+ anyway i’m back now