schweg,🎄
@schweg.xyz
(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989)
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what? like You’ve never traded all four railroads in monopoly for a blowjob?
GREAT i was honest about how bad my anxiety has been getting and now i can’t have grapefruit juice
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
GREAT i was honest about how bad my anxiety has been getting and now i can’t have grapefruit juice
doctor money?
she can be my husband
she can be my husband
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
doctor money?
she can be my husband
she can be my husband
food blog comments are fucking wild
“this is great, thank for the recipe. here is a story about the first time i had this food with my lover Euripides in 1972 at a little restaurant next to coney island…”
“this is great, thank for the recipe. here is a story about the first time i had this food with my lover Euripides in 1972 at a little restaurant next to coney island…”
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
food blog comments are fucking wild
“this is great, thank for the recipe. here is a story about the first time i had this food with my lover Euripides in 1972 at a little restaurant next to coney island…”
“this is great, thank for the recipe. here is a story about the first time i had this food with my lover Euripides in 1972 at a little restaurant next to coney island…”
acting like he’s never been fed
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
acting like he’s never been fed
there’s so much slavery involved in the 12 days of christmas
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
there’s so much slavery involved in the 12 days of christmas
mark rosario truthers in the instagram comments
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
mark rosario truthers in the instagram comments
Scientists Unveil the Most Realistic Black Hole Accretion Model Ever Created
https://scitechdaily.com/scientists-unveil-the-most-realistic-black-hole-accretion-model-ever-created/
https://scitechdaily.com/scientists-unveil-the-most-realistic-black-hole-accretion-model-ever-created/
December 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Purple Skittles are blackcurrant flavored in the United Kingdom?
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Purple Skittles are blackcurrant flavored in the United Kingdom?
saw a map of homicide rates and i guess i'm re-upping my dream of moving to portland (maine or oregon, doesn't matter tbh)
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
saw a map of homicide rates and i guess i'm re-upping my dream of moving to portland (maine or oregon, doesn't matter tbh)
making a joint grindr account with my bestie has been a weird and enlightening experience all around
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
making a joint grindr account with my bestie has been a weird and enlightening experience all around
woke up late
who saw that coming?
me. i did.
who saw that coming?
me. i did.
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
woke up late
who saw that coming?
me. i did.
who saw that coming?
me. i did.
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Baker.
📸 Aycute99
📸 Aycute99
March 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Baker.
📸 Aycute99
📸 Aycute99
there’s anxious attachment in this order?
December 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
there’s anxious attachment in this order?
going out on a Thursday when you work a 9-5 means thinking you did something out of pocket and your friends hate you until they all wake up a few hours into your day
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
going out on a Thursday when you work a 9-5 means thinking you did something out of pocket and your friends hate you until they all wake up a few hours into your day
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Can’t wait to see my boy 🥹
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Can’t wait to see my boy 🥹
youtube called me a nerd
and took my lunch money
and took my lunch money
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
youtube called me a nerd
and took my lunch money
and took my lunch money
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what kinda rancid shit you think they sell in here
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
what kinda rancid shit you think they sell in here
'the suspect was linked to anarchist writings' ... who the fuck isn't recently?
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
'the suspect was linked to anarchist writings' ... who the fuck isn't recently?
big things happening, fam
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
big things happening, fam
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Reposted by schweg,🎄
hot bit part actors keep this industry afloat
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
hot bit part actors keep this industry afloat