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(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989) 🏳️‍🌈 some of these are jokes and some of these are sincere but i’ll never tell 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mastodon.social/@schwegler, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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good morning, no one
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Results from tracking 32,393 images across 1,472 instances from the mastodon.social federated timeline.

Then filtering down to the top 1000 instances by active user from instances.social who had posted at least 44 images (2x the average).
Michael Jordan’s Thriller
air bud cum heist 2025
i ate my father pig
it’s a grinding noise but only at low speeds and not All the time but it happened last Wednesday after the post office trip and today after i got to my apartment complex after work :-/
my brakes have started making a concerning noise every now and then—surely this won’t end badly
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The distilling image of what is happening to this country as demolition begins at the White House to prepare for Trump's rumpus room. #politics #demolition #whitehouse
it's 10 PM, do you know where your ai is?
how you gonna hate from outside the club sandwich when you can't even get in?
this account on bsky has DMs on but no way at all for absolutely anyone (inclusive of me) to read them and i think that's beautiful
artisanal toots, straight off the vine
RE: https://mastodon.social/@schwegler/115408470498838494

and let's be honest here, i'm just repeating the special character at the end an additional time...
no, i'm gonna wait util 0 days left like always, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
no, i'm gonna wait util 0 days left like always, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
“mom, big news, tens of people think i’m funny on the internet,” i say as i dust her urn
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'this would fix me'

and it's just living walking-distance to a grocery store
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the last thing the couch sees before you have to get it reupholstered:
the last thing the couch sees before you have to get it reupholstered:
follow hydroponics >>>> follow farming
"...on Bloom's website, he said that only means, 'I personally am unaware of a paper which solves it.' In other words, it's not accurate to claim GPT-5 was able to solve previously unsolved problems. Instead, Bloom wrote, 'GPT-5 found references, which solved these problems, that I personally […]
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#scotus agrees to take up case banning all intelligence on planet earth in what looks like a nail biter that might come down to a party-line vote
'this would fix me'

and it's just living walking-distance to a grocery store